My heart goes out for my president Trump. It pains me to see what he is going though. It’s like Jesus carrying the cross to the mound to die.
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@Blackcat #191426
Trump is likely to serve time at a country club prison.
Really? I was thinking if Trump goes to prison, maybe he’d be put in a super-max prison to keep his supporters from breaking him out.
SIGH Remember a time when comparing anyone (least of all a heathen, adultering, egocentric, greedy criminal) to Jesus and his suffering would be outright blasphemy?
@Malingspann #191435
Or he’s just taken out and shot, to protect any secrets he might still have in that ugly melon, and they hire four 4chan posters to challenge each other to increasingly unhinged posts in his name for another six years, then silence.
President Harris announces the nation mourns the sudden, expected death of Trump by a heart-attack sparked by an embolism in mid tweet as he threatens ….everyone.
@C #191429
@Malingspann #191435
<@KeithInc. > #191441
The prison would have to be like a ranch-house in order to accomodate the Secret Service personnel. There would be a small block of 3 cells or so with a visiting area and some houses around the outside where they would stay while doing their shifts. Or else the whole thing would be on a military base like where Pentangeli was sequestered for the latter half of ‘The Godfather Part 2′.
Reminds me this joke from the Third Reich: “ What's the difference between between Christianity and National Socialism? In Christianity, one died for all. In National Socialism, all die for one.” It could also apply to Trumpism.
My heart goes out for my president Trump
…and your wallet, presumably? I can do infinitely worse to that… thing , and I don’t need to so much as wish an unimaginably hideous death on your Orange Messiah:
By keeping my hard earned in my bank account.
Ever wonder why the last credible financial institution refused him so much as a small loan of a million dollars, Pattiepoos? Well, Deutsche Bank have at least two branches in New York so he could go to those. Oh, wait.
In more ways than one.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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