Psi-Lord Tim Tony Stark Rifat rubbed his hands as he giggled over his latest supernatural protection racket. Suddenly, a humanoid tortoise-shell cat with lapislazuli skin appeared before him, clad in simple yet elegant robes that complimented her shapely figure. Insane as he was, Tim Tony Stark Rifat did not perceive said event as unusual. Then, he noticed that she was brandishing an octarine lightsabre in one paw and a rondel dagger made from mallorn wood in the other.
“Tim Rifat”, she said, her voice pleasant yet ladden with menace and disgust, “you are a villainous scroundel, using your powers for nothing but selfish gain, self-aggrendisation and petty revenge, and even worse, you do not care about the collateral damage you cause at all - indeed, you revel in it! But this ends now!”
Tim Tony Stark Rifat decided that she was an enemy and activated his Lucifer Avatar to unleash Hell upon her. But to his surprise, the cat-lady contained the abyssal rift with a swish of her tail, and it soon dispersed.
“This cannot be! Psi-Lord Tim Tony Stark Rifat is the most powerful being in Universe! Who… what… are you?!?!?”, Tim Rifat inquired in shock.
“Sorry for not introducing myself,” the cat-lady replied sheepishly. “I am Doctrix multiplex Theophanu Superhirn, Daughter of Bastet, Multiversal Genius, Mistress of the Waters of Time, Heroine of All Time and Space, Nemesis of Thanatodoom, et cetera. My powers, knowledge and wisdom are manifold and magnificient. I offer you one last chance to surrender, but if you refuse, I fear I must vanquish you.”
“Hahahaha, no! I am Tim Tony Stark Rifat, the Psi-Lord! Tim Tony Stark Rifat is invincible! Get her, my fellow Real Vampires™!”
Tim Rifat’s dedicated team of Vampire nasty bastards attacked from their hiding places. Yet with supernal grace, Theophanu reacted, swiftly reducing them to crumbling ashes.
And then, Theophanu and Tim Rifat lunged at each other. They battled for hours, wielding powers that defy mortal description. Yet finally, Theophanu managed to decapitate the Vampire Psi-Lord with a single strike of her lightsabre while simultaneously driving the wooden dagger through his heart, and immediately, she teleported his remains into a solar flare. Then she returned to her Tardis and had, as always, extremely wonderful sex with her immortal love Tot'allyn Otasel-Finsert.
And this is how Psi-Lord Tim Tony Stark Rifat found his end.
