How did the aliens manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the aliens do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their alien cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
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Replace aliens with something else.
How did the cyborgs manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the cyborgs do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their cyborg cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
“How did the aliens manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist?”
They never did? Last time I checked the news Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban still exists.
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How did the Old Ones manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the Old Ones do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their Old One cocks.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
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How did the flowers manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the flowers do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their flower cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
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How did the Bee Gees manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the Bee Gees do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their Bee Gee cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
“How did the aliens manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist?”
All? Yemen? Saudi Arabia? Afghanistan? I mean, Afghanistan was all OVER the news for the last (checks notes) 20 fucking years. How could you miss Afghanistan?
Vatican City?
Texas?
I think the word you’re looking for is “secularist”. Most atheists are also secularists, but most secularists aren’t atheists.
Not sure if there’s no meaningful distinction according to their personal definitions of the terms, or if they’re just that ignorant.
@Malingspann
How did the cats manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the cats do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their cat cock*.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
*-Ouch.
@arp
...but I for one welcome our new 5D Space Cat Furry Overlords. =^_^=
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How did the mice manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the mice do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their mucine cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
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How did Deep Thought choose to program all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did Deep Thought do this to the organic supercomputer at this stage? Deep Thought is also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their supercomputer code.
Of course the mice are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
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Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
How did Gozer the Gozarian manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did Gozer do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their Gozarian cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
How did the anklets manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the anklets do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their anklet cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
I WISH! We have had only one openly atheist leader, Julia Gillard, and the one now is an insufferably happy clapper.
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How did the embioptera manage to convince all the world's governments to become atheist? Why did the embioptera do this to us? They are also behind the one world government shit too. The government keeps sucking their embioptera cock.
Of course the feds are real quiet in this thread but not my other ones. Lol.
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