[From "Juneteenth"]

Juneteenth: the most ludicrous holiday of all time? Perhaps

I believe it should at least be in the nomination, if not the winner

It is currently in the running for this coveted title because this one day demonstrates the sheer insanity of our society like no other holiday[…]
The day just became a federal holiday only two years ago ([…]political ploy by Joe Biden). Before then, no one even knew what it was, save for a select group of about 100 blacks in Texas. There never was a federal holiday honoring the end of slavery; they are rebranding this day as something it never was[…]
The Feds are trying desperately to relate this holiday to the holy grail Abe Lincoln, so that no normiecon can speak bad against it

I noticed this tactic last year: If something is related to Lincoln, then Team Red cannot say anything bad about it

On June 19, 1865. Union Army General Gordon Granger led thousands of federal troops to Galveston, Texas to announce that the slaves are freed. Therefore, we commemorate this day of the enslaved African Americans[…]

That is more than I ever cared to know about a Union general and this holiday, but there you go. We don’t celebrate the day they were freed, just the day some Union general told them so in Texas[…]
Since all holy days are supposed to involve worship or thanks, this day must then be the worship of the blacks, which fits our state religion. Jared Taylor recently just wrote a humorous article[…]We Have a State Religion

Even the name is hilariously dopey. It is an improper English pronunciation of June and nineteen, said with the slang of a black Southern individual

You really cannot make this stuff up. The elites really do hate us

Happy upcoming Juneteenth, all. May the worship of the black notification of emancipation be with you