What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivable thing the Biden admin has done so far? Forcing vaccines? Shipping illegal migrants to US cities? Killing oil & gas leases? Withholding food funding from schools unless they let boys into girls’ bathrooms? Flipping on Hyde?
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What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivable thing the Biden admin has done so far?
Not pushing to eliminate the filibuster and expand the Supreme Court, as well as not opening DoJ investigations into every single Trump-appointed judge, period. Also, not withholding all federal funding to the police in areas that don’t beef up minority-sensitivity training to the equivalent of at least 15 credit hours of university courses requiring a 3.0 GPA to pass, in addition to mandating full compliance with a slew of other basic common-sense law-enforcement reforms.
If we're counting the worst things Biden's ever done that never happened, I'd have to say the very worst thing he did that didn't happen would be when he rushed the ring at Wrestlemania VI, took out Ax and Smash with a chair, then slammed Andre the Giant from the top of the turnbuckle.
That, or when he single-handedly took out Godzilla with some sick dance moves, six milk bottles and a tuning fork, take your pick.
You forgot:
* Joe Biden killed the trilobites.
* Joe Biden abducted German chancellor Maria Susanne Lichtgestalt, a visionary stateswoman who had managed to solve the crises of the Weimar Republic and laid the foundation for a just, sustainable, harmonious world peace, through time and forced her to kill her own grandfather before she was sired, so that Hitler could get into power.
* Joe Biden is SCP-682’s father.
* Joe Biden destroyed Alderaan, then brainwashed the entire galaxy and changed all the records to make everyone think the Empire did it.
* Joe Biden’s appearence is not a hologram. It is a hallucination our brain generates as it fails to comprehend the horrors of his true form.
* Joe Biden created the Doomsday Machine.
* Joe Biden was the Pharaoh of Exodus.
* Joe Biden taught Bennet Lee Ross poetry.
* Joe Biden was the ghostwriter for Marquis de Sade and Stephanie Meyer.
* Joe Biden is the Devil’s grandfather.
* Joe Biden invented radioactivity.
* Joe Biden is the reason the bread always lands with the topping down.
PS:
* Joe Biden founded the Avar Yakuza.
* Joe Biden prevented Nintendo from hiring Colonel Knight Rider to write, direct, produce and star the Mario Movie.
* Joe Biden bioengineered the rabies virus and Morgellons.
* Joe Biden put the chemicals in the water.
* Joe Biden is responsible for all the times the English line of succession has been derailed ever further, as discovered by the intrepid Jacob Harrison!
* Joe Biden was the "angel" that appeared to Muhammad.
* Joe Biden introduced Thanos and Davros to Obama's tutelage (as we all know, the -os stands for "Obama's Student")
* Joe Biden infected Typhoid Mary.
* Joe Biden is the source of Tommy Wiseau's wealth.
* Joe Biden was Bert's teacher in villainy.
* Joe Biden taught Voldemort how to make Horcruxes.
* Joe Biden coined YOUR least favourite word! And everyone else's, too!
* Joe Biden murdered me.
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Not to forget either:
Joe Biden was the hunter that shot Bambi’s mom.
Joe Biden was born under the name Cain, and still lives to this day thanks to the Mark of Cain.
Joe Biden had many alter egos in the ages, one of them was Rasputin and another was Leopold II.
Joe Biden secretly cancelled Firefly for no reason other than shits & giggles.
Joe Biden is the fifth Chaos god, after Tzeentch, Nurle, Khorne, and Slaanesh.
Joe Biden secretly gave the 9 lives of puppys to cats instead.
Joe Biden was the creator of V’Ger, but always knew what his creation would become.
Joe Biden is Nyarlathotep’s evil(er) twin.
Joe Biden once flicked a booger into space; said booger became the Black Mass that spawned Aku.
Joe Biden anointed Zapp Brannigan to his position, for life.
Joe Biden invented a cure for obesity, all so he could patent it and hide it so nobody else could invent it.
Joe Biden wrote the final season of Game of Thrones and the entire Halo tv show.
Joe Biden’s sweat is the source of the T-Virus.
Joe Biden forced the Blue Shell to be part of the Mario Kart series.
Joe Biden produced “Foodfight”.
Confused?
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