Iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us. But don’t the Dumocrats, and various seemingly unpatriotic Republicans, understand that it is MUCH tougher for me to properly do my job and negotiate, when political hacks keep negatively “chirping,” at levels never seen before, over and over again, that I should move faster, or move slower, or go to war, or not go to war, or whatever. Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!
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Donald Trump
How long before it’s possible to say this about him?
“This POTUS is no more! He has ceased to be! He has expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late POTUS! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the Resolute Desk chair, he'd be pushing up the daisies! He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This…is an ex-…POTUS!!”
I can’t believe you.
“Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!”
Oh, FUCK OFF Trumpigula!! You wouldn’t even be NEEDING to negotiate to begin with if YOU hadn’t sunk the agreement the USA ALREADY HAD!!!
<@KeithInc. > said it even better than I did.
<@KeithInc. > #256662
I’ve said it before, but if Trump would die in public during one of his rallies while saying something incredibly vile/blasphemous (again), it might actually make me a Believer. Especially if he died from a lightning bolt or a precision meteor strike. I don’t care which god I have to believe in, I just want this piece of subhuman shit gone at this point. Preferably in the most poetic way possible. Bonus points if the ground would open up and flaming chains would drag his bloated, disgusting corpse down into literal Hell.
Another quote from him where he feels the need to explain his deep and complex humor
"We call them Dumocrats. And it works out well because I take the word bmuD, take the B off cause most people don't know that - that bmud ends with a B but most people don't know - and all I do is I switch the E with a U. And you have a Dumocrat."
Sure it’ll all work itself out, just like it did when you pissed off just about all of us north of your border and now your booze industry is bleeding out on the floor, your farmers can’t get nearly enough potash for the year and your hospitality sector is lying dead on the floor with no less than 30 gunshot wounds pumped in… And that’s just the ones most affected, nevermind the general exports into Canada tanking to fuck as a result of your abusive rattling.
@Timjer #256666
A comedienne said she enjoyed it when Bush explained things to us, because you knew he was giving us the story they gave him. “Osama ben layin is in hiding, people. That means he’s playing Peek-a-boo.”
I think with Bonespurs, we get what he remembers of the way they explained it to him. I totally believe that the man who has taken so many cognitive tests can’t spell ‘dumb’ the same way twice, and thinks that means most of his followers cannot. SO they’d WANT him to explain the joke. SO they know it’s funny.
Alright, so, we all know the guy is a demented moron. Let us leave that particular dead horse in peace.
The one thing we still need to come to terms with, is that enough people voted for him to put him back in charge. He even got more votes in the popular vote. How do we address the fact that so many Americans are so fucking stupid and will continue to screw the rest of the world over? There needs to be consequences for their stupidity. If someone is feeble-minded enough to listen to Trump and think “that's my guy”, they need to be put under custodianship, because they cannot take reasonable decisions, and put themselves along with the rest of humanity at risk, if left unsupervised.
@Indicible #256675
I agree with you completely; Trump was ultimately a symptom of a larger issue, not the cause. The problem, however, is where do we draw the line? At what point do we merely stop lethally stupid misanthropes from voting without taking away the right to vote from anyone who’s not a “super genius”? We risk becoming the exact same kind of dictatorship we’ve been fighting against.
As much as I really want to stop MAGAfolk from ever voting again, I don’t want the USA to turn into Russia either…
@Indicible #256675
@Indicible #256675
But a big chunk of the problem is that they *don't* listen to Trump. They don't even hear him. They just get a couple of carefully selected snippets on Fox, with the assurance that anything bad they might hear is a lie. Unedited Trump, say on "Truth Social," is rationalized: "Oh, he's just trollin' them libturds, ha ha!"
Hacks - that’s journalists and columnists, right? As I understand the word anyway.
As it’s a foreign policy issue, it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference what the hacks say. They’re not part of the negotiations or of Trump’s cabinet. Either the issue will be resolved or it won’t (hint: it won’t) and the hacks won’t have anything to do with it.
…and all this on a Tuesday.
You know what food is related to that day, eh Don Old Fart…?!
…and this has to be the most expensive TACO in existence: $300 billion .
‘The Art of the Deal’, amirite Tony Schwartz… er, I mean OP?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
I mean, the oft-used ‘gotcha’ against Democrats by MAGAtards: ‘Palletloads of money to Iran from Obama’.
So much for ‘deal making’ when the Repubicans’ orange god sends the same country containerloads of money.
@leyo3 #256677
We have legal mechanisms in place for people who 1) do not have the mental capacity to make informed decisions about important aspects of their lives and/or 2) are a danger to themselves and others.
Considering the number of MAGA fanatics who have been convicted of crazy shit over the years (pedophiles, murderers, grifters) and the number of people who happily still throw their money at anything with the name Trump on it, I would argue that they do fall under those categories. We have to admit at some point that the people who fall for obvious cons (Trump crypto, Trump phones, Trump NFTs, Trump celebratory coins…) repeatedly and declare that they will continue wilfully falling for these cons, simply do not have the mental capacity to freely partake in all social activities, especially those where their decisions have an impact on others.
@Timjer #256676
Between the felons and the gullible who repeatedly fall for obvious cons, I think a good case could be made that a not insignificant part of MAGA fanatics do not have the mental capacity for sound decision-making. We deprive children and mentally handicapped people of certain rights and legal capabilities for that very same reason. With the added bonus that the poor decisions the MAGA fanatics make ultimately impact the rest of the world.
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