Anal Fiasco: Sadistic Homosexual “Gay Dog” Mattis Condemns Trump for Failing to Stop Riots with Songs of Love

The Anal Avenger himself, Down Low Mattis, has vowed a rectal reckoning.

The day of Rectumrok is upon us.

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In fact, the Anal Ranger fled the administration after Trump got in the way of his plans to turn the military into a tranny bathhouse.

He gave a valiant speech, saying, “I will seek new, fresh anuses to ram my penis into in the fields beyond the sun.”

You can read his full statement on these riots. I don’t really understand what he’s talking about. It’s just a bunch of cliche platitudes about “who we are.” I guess he’s saying that the protests are peaceful, so the blacks should be allowed to continue rioting and looting.

I don’t understand what anyone expects Donald Trump to do in this situation. The riots are happening. He doesn’t have any way to stop them, because he is not in charge of the police.

Does the Anal Ranger want him to sing songs of justice and hope the spiritual vibes spread through the lands and cause the blacks to drop their looted TVs and join him in song?

What song would it be, Mad Dog?

Cat Stevens’ “Morning has Broken”?