Tyler (T): "Mama, where did we come from?"
Tyler's mom (M): "In the beginning we came from goo!"
T: "How exciting! But where did the goo come from!"
M: "Only science knows that."
T: "Wow! They know everything!"
M: "Of course, we must always believe what scientists say… Others claim to know, but they are the ones who guide us."

[skipping "we were cells and then tadpoles and fish and frogs and monkeys and humans" evolution strawman]

T: "Outstanding! Who told you all this, Mama?"
M: "My teacher! It's in all our school books, so it must be true!"
T: "I believe you, Mama. So… what are we?"
M: "Our religion is called evolution."
T: "Wow! Then if we came from goo… how did we get where we are today?"
M: "By natural selection."

It's the survival of the fittest. Only the strong survive… The smartest and the best of the species.

T: "Like me? My hair is blond and I have blue eyes. So… I'm above all others. I'm part of the master race!"

Look who doesn't fit in Tyler's master race…
- He's smaller than me
- His eyes are brown
- He's of another color

Evolution's final solution is the elimination of the weaker!

T: "There is no God! Right, Mama?"
M: "True."
T: "So how do I know what's right or wrong?"
M: "It's up to you, Tyler. Evolution does away with morals!"
T (over the course of a few panels): "Wow, Anything goes! I can lie, cheat… What's to keep me from becoming a god? Since there is no God, I am a god! I'll decide what's right and wrong! Nobody can tell me anything. I can get away with murder! Black is white… There are no absolutes. Everything is relative!"

[standard Chick attempt at conversion, thwarted by a demon]

Demon: "See what evolution has done for my boy? God bless our schools for teaching him this!

[…]

Then it happened. Tyler finally croaked.

God: "Cathy told you that I died for you, but you rejected me! Depart from me!"

If you reject Jesus, your Creator, that will be your worst mistake ever! You'll be in the lake of fire with billions of others who believe we evolved from monkeys.