Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut rootforamerica.com

You don’t just play the game on the field. There’s also “mail-in scores.” And you have days after the final whistle to count them.

And today on the 3rd day after the Super Bowl ended, San Francisco got three mail-in touchdowns and a mail-in field goal.

It all happened in the middle of the night- with no witnesses.

The refs counting the scores suddenly found a water pipe explosion in the showers adjacent to the locker room and ordered everyone to go home for the night. They promised to not count scores until everyone came back in the morning.

Then they pasted pizza boxes on the windows of the locker room, so no one could see in, while they counted late scores.

When officials of the Kansas City Chiefs returned in the morning, they were shocked to find out they lost. It turns out the refs kept counting after all- with no witnesses.

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