Randy Orton #fundie #wingnut

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Dear God, why do you allow so much violence in our schools? Signed, a concerned student

Dear concerned student, I am not allowed in schools. Signed, God

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Dear “God”,You are supposed to be omnipotent so why could a bunch of politicians stop you. Signed, Atheist.

So you mean that your God is such a petty, passive-aggressive little cunt that he'd rather stand by and let children get slaughtered just to prove a point rather than step in and help? Fuck him, then.

“Dear concerned student, I am not allowed in schools."

You’d think God knew more about the law than a first-year med student.

This ‘gotcha’ is SO old, and so wrong…. GOD is allowed in schools.
God will be called upon in schools as long as math teachers give exams.
God cannot be invoked by people in positions of authority, such as leading prayers, teaching creationism, justifying invasions.
So the only things that might actually be preventing God from protecting children in schools could be:
1) He is not omnibenevolent
2) He is not omnipotent
3) He is not

@Speakeasy Knowing the Biblical god, he in not only the type to be passive aggressive like that, but would actively harden people's hearts and/or compel them to commit such acts.

Yahweh is a bit of a monster.

“Dear “concerned” student,
Despite me being an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being, you sheeple believe that I am somehow incapable of entering schoolgrounds without permission. Despite the fact that I am most blatantly NOT a vampire.
The TRUTH is that, while I am fully aware there are plenty of innocent & devoted christians inside those schools (after all, I AM omniscient), I am still a very capricious, narcissistic, and selfish deity and proud of it! So just because some people have better things to do than brownnose me 24/7, I decided to have innocent children who are in no way involved be brutally slaughtered and sent to Hell.
If you don’t want me to get people killed all the time, then I command you to start murdering everyone who disagrees with you until everyone falls in line. After all, anyone who disagrees with you, my precious snowflakes, automatically blasphemes against ME!
Signed,
El/YHWH/Yahweh/Jehova/God”

Also, obligatory WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

Also also, obligatory “what does God need with permission?” [/kirk]

Dear "God,"

So you admit that you're powerless. And since an impotent god is an oxymoron, you therefore admit you're fictional.

Signed,

Anyone smarter than Randy Orton

Way before 1996, not so much as one musket ball fired into any of Britain's halls of academia: certainly during the nearly decade-long English Civil War which resulted in the country becoming mainly Protestant. Monarchs being head of the Church of England since: certainly up to 1996.

Dunblane.

The Parliament - thus legislature - created after said Civil War: certainly in modern times is based on secular Rule of Law. Romans 13:1-7. No school shootings in Britain's entire history up to then. Said legislature taking action soon after. No school shootings since Dunblane.

It's not only your 'God' that's fucked up, paradox-wise, OP...!

RANDY ORTON?!

What is meant by "God being allowed" is not "being allowed", more the idea that some would like some particular interpretation of some particular traditional texts to be forced on others as if they were true. Possibly also to replace uncorrupted science courses like biology by a flawed, lying version... For some, this also includes forcing mandatory nationalist Christian "prayers" (actually creed enforcement) on students of all origins. All violations of their constitution. Of course, teachers and students can be, and often are, Christians and most understand that there's no difference if they pray privately, allowing other faiths to also do the same and share the premises peacefully. Lastly, exploiting tragedies for bigotry propaganda is awful. Your "moral" standards are exposed.

Then explain the shootings in places of worship, like in the Geneva Presbyterian Church in Laguna Woods lately.

Dear God,

hope you get the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here

I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer

But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet
Cause they don't get enough to eat from God

I can't believe in you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p554R-Jq43A

Considering God is supposedly omnipresent, that’s not true. You want to learn or worship God? Go to church. Some denominations even have morning services so you can have communion or whatever before your school day, if you like. There’s no need to have worship in our schools.

So humans are more powerful than the Christian god. Awesome. Now we can concentrate on fixing our problems rather than talking to thin air.

<@Devlinvl> #129494

it’s like Kane turning out to be a dipshit, i blame all the chair shots to the head.

<@Sasha> #129578

Well, not everyone knows that schools always have at least one iron chariot buried under the campus. God’s powerless, then.

So it's proughts and thayers - again. However, God didn't smite anybody during these school massacres, but the guns did. I may be agnostic, but I do like the expression: God helps those who help themselves.

Like the Federal Assault Weapons Ban in 1994, two years before we banned them.

Randy Orton #fundie #wingnut stillrealtous.com

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