Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. If you're going to say that's not weird, that there are tons of pickleball fatalities, you sound nuts. I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.
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I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.
I do not know either - especially considering how you gave a specific name that is easy to look up… oh wait -, nor care to look up anything beyond what the hell prickelball is, but, especially seeing that it is a tennis derivate, I assume commotio cordis , a phenomenon where an impact on the chest in just the exact wrong place at just the exact wrong time can cause a critical disruption of the heart rhythm leading to cardiac arrest - a well-established source of freak fatalities in ball sports.
While it’s true that we shouldn’t just assume everything unexpectedly weird is a freak accident, the phrase “freak accident” exists for a reason. The vast majority of unlikely things never happen, yet unlikely things happen all the time. Otherwise nobody would ever win the lottery.
Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence
Am I missing something? Because I don’t understand how that’s supposed to be a coincidence at all. Charlie Kirk was assassinated last year, and this mentor of his, Jeff Webb, dies while playing pickleball in March. Huh?
OK, if Kirk had died of a pickleball injury and his mentor died from the same sort of thing the next year, now THAT would be a strange coincidence. But them dying from completely different things about 6 months apart? That’s just…people die. It happens. As the Blue Oyster Cult song goes, “40 thousand men and women everyday..”
https://people.com/jeff-webb-dead-pickleball-accident-11933142
Jeff Webb had a head injury and spent two weeks on life support. His family pulled the plug.
You know, on TV when they say, ‘make it look like an accident’ the entire point is to DECREASE scrutiny. Something that does NOT draw extra attention and suspicion.
Cleaning his gun and it went off, easy conclusions. As opposed to cleaning his bowling ball and IT went off. No decent assassin wants to see a ‘freak’ accident in the headline.
And if it was an assassination, he’d be fucking dead at the scene. No chance of ‘modern medical miracle’ pulling off his recovery.
You’re just masturbating to a persecution complex.
Kirlie Chark's freak mentor just died in a pickled coin accident. That's a strangely incredible science lab. If you're going to say that's now trendy, that there are tons of unblack pill fatalities, I sound out. I don't know what happened but I don't normally think this is perfect.
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Especially since they’re now just pushing outright goddamn conspiracy theories… Look I get not liking what Israel is doing, none of us do but fuck how the hell can the Left get so consumed by their need to be vehemently anti-Israel that alot of times its’ feels like its’ borderline antisemitic especially if they start saying shit like Akanezai Jews aren’t Jews and similar bullshit.
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