Some toys have hidden smutty signals that corrupt the minds of children. Toy lightsabers have been used by young boys and girls to simulate sex acts. Barbie Dolls, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Bratz dolls seduce young girls into becoming Whores of Babylon once they reach adulthood. Ken dolls are made to appeal to homosexual lust for young boys. These toys transform kids into becoming sexually rebellious, and they offend the presence of God.
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No, it’s just a toy. It has no power over the mind and kids are creative enough on their own even if they’re not fully understanding of everything.
We can focus on better protecting kids by makings sure the adults in their lives are in the level. Blaming things like toys or media has always just been a deflection tactic.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Lightsabers? Most of them are telescoping, meaning they would be terrible for sex acts. But then, your inclusion of it applies to anything with round edges and vaguely cylindrical. Should we ban baseball bats?
Bratz are (or were, I don't exactly pay the closest attention to kids toys) pretty obnoxious looking. Barbie has a history with possible bad self image issues, but whorishness? Quite the leap. Cabbage Patch Kids though, are at the oldest toddlers. I've never heard them included of being anything but a wholesome doll for kids. Jim, what the fuck? Stop fantasizing about babies.
Barbie Dolls, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Bratz dolls seduce young girls into becoming Whores of Babylon once they reach adulthood.
OK, I can almost see where you might get that with Barbie and Bratz….but Cabbage Patch Kids? Holy crap, what???
You know they’re literally babies, right? If you think the Cabbage Patch Kids are somehow sexual….dude, that’s uh….that’s a “you problem” so to speak.
“Some toys have hidden smutty signals that corrupt the minds of children.”
Dude, if you see the Whore of Babylon in a cabbage patch doll, the hidden signal isn’t in the dolly…
“These toys transform kids into becoming sexually rebellious, and they offend the presence of God.”
@Tilver #118315
Barbie creator based her doll on Lily, a German doll meant for adults. The Barbie is a doll for girls to dress in adult clothes. Ken was supposed to be Barbie’s brother. The dolls were named the creator’s daughter and son.
In Carl Hiassen’s novel, Sick Puppy, there is wealthy man who has a Barbie fetish. He gets two young women from Eastern Europe. The women have to go through surgeries to look physically like the doll. Toward the end the women rebel; one decides to go with the Goth look.
@Timjer #118314
No, rather sane people on Etsy specifically make lightsaber dildos. Look it up only if you feel ready.
@Vocheka2 #118347
It sure looks like it, when they all open up with the line “Greetings True Christians (and heathen scum)!” And I certainly hope so, otherwise, Jim is truly a frightening individual.
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