In the near future…..

A local office of the American Academy of Pediatrics is in crisis. The building is surrounded by an angry crowd. The director of the office yells for his assistant. “Terry, get in here! Who are all those demonstrators? The building is surrounded!”

“Doctor - It’s the FBI. They are demanding entrance to our office. Our security guard has stopped them for the moment, but they will be here any minute. They want to see you. There are also members of the press and parents of some of our patients. The parents are carrying signs that say, ‘Stop Transing Our Kids’.”

The doctor froze and immediately went pale. “Oh my god…Help me shred the records of all our trans patients. We can’t have any incriminating evidence in our offices. Get online and start deleting the electronic records of all trans kids.”

“I’m sorry doctor; our internet connection has been severed and cell phone service is blocked. We can’t access our electronic records.”

“Oh, that’s terrible! Well at least we can shred these paper records.”

“Doctor, why are you destroying the records of all our trans patients?”

“The gender treatments and experiments on children overseen by the American Academy of Pediatrics have never been shown to help children. We keep sponsoring studies, but the studies never show positive results. In fact, children are always much worse after our treatments.

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A few minutes later, FBI agents carry boxes of documents out of the building. The rest of the crowd starts to get agitated. People start yelling, “Lock up the AAP doctors!”. The crowd cheers. Children everywhere are safer now that the doctors are being taken away.