Why don't we just nuke Saturn out of existence using some anti-matter bomb and seal Satan in the eternal void of non-existence?
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Last year, I’d have assumed this is just dumb shitposting. But, I have been here long enough, and, more important, heard the interview with the “qanon shaman”.
We have only been able to produce and store antimatter in the hundreds of atoms for a few minutes. The total would barely be enough to warm a mug of coffe. Even the annihilation of 1 kg (500g antimatter/500g matter) would only yield energy equivalent to 21.5 MT - less than the Tsar bomb and Mt St Helens, and that energy would mostly take the form of gamma radiation or even neutrinos, not explosive power. Furthermore, producing antimatter requires at the absolute minimum twice as much energy, since it can only be produced in matter-antimatter pairs - note that this is a physical, not a technical limit.
By the way, Saturn is nearly one hundred times as massive as Earth.
Oh, and there is no Devil. Even if he were, Satan and Saturn have nothing to do with each other (if anything, you should be looking towards the Morning Star…). And even if Satan were on Saturn, how do you know that you would not be merely destroying the Adversary’s prison, allowing him to roam free and bring about a true reign of Darkness?
Is Anon also an astrology believer? Because astrology isn’t concerned about the physical properties of planets and stars, only their names.
Meaning that back when the planets were named, if the planet we know as Saturn had been named Jupiter and vice versa, then today astronomy would’ve been just the same, but astrology would’ve been very different.
Excellent idea! After that, lets send the troops into every wardrobe, and finally put an end to Narnian imperialism, once and for all!!
Suuuuurreeee… And while we’re at it, why don’t we build a Death Star and blow up Mars (named after a God of War) as well? After all, doing so should end all wars on earth, right? Plus, it might stop the UAC from building Hell portals there all the time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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