Sacred Sound Healing #fundie #magick #crackpot #mammon sacredsoundhealingsystem.com

Congratulations….
You’ve followed the trail of the Universe and found yourself here…
In a moment, I’ll share with you what modern scientists believe to be the greatest mystery of the Universe. A 4,500-year-old sacred sound called “The Sound of Creation”.
And in just 60 seconds of listening to this magical healing sound…Your life won’t be the same again.
You’ll cleanse your body from the so-called “Energetic Gunk” that’s blocking your manifestations and preventing good health, amazing relationships and money from flowing effortlessly into your life…
I’ll show you that you’re just 60 seconds away from receiving unexpected hundred-dollar checks with your name instead of more bills in the mail.
You’ll see that you’re 60 seconds away from:
Letting go of any pain in your body and feeling like you’re in your 20s again…
Finding true love and a partner that can’t keep their hands off you…
Smelling the fresh leather seats of your brand-new car…
Stepping into your new home and seeing the sparkle of the marble flooring beneath your feet
And a bank account that doubles each time you check it.

5 comments

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register. Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.