”Dog attacks small chi-” “Pitbull.”
Sort of used to be true, in the sense that attack dogs (regardless of breed) are not safe to be around for anyone, but kids often don’t know this and may pay the price. Only thing is, pit bulls aren’t often trained as attack dogs anymore, but it would have been a good guess if this were still the 20th century.
“Why having kids-” “Jewish.”
Stormfront, probably, if you count their articles as “news”. OANN, maybe. The Washington Post perhaps if they ever *really* went off the rails. But I’ve never personally seen anything remotely like this.
“Group of young-” “Black.”
Somewhat likely than “men”, “women”, “boys”, “girls”, or “children/kids”… and definitely far more likely than “white” as white people are rarely described by race except where they’re a minority… still not often enough for that to be a reliable guess. Even then, sometimes it’s because they were a victim of a racist attack, or because a cop got overzealous, or because they got together and helped their out community… the mainstream news doesn’t really cover low-level crimes, as you seem to be implying, unless it’s remarkable in some way or it’s a slow news day.
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