Jacques Bauer, Ilija Lakicevic, and Sacha Stone #crackpot #quack #mammon

Jacques Bauer, Ilija Lakicevic, and Sacha Stone #crackpot #quack #mammon web.archive.org

The BioShield USB Key provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF emitting device.

The BioShield USB Key with the nano-layer is a quantum holographic catalyzer technology for the balance and harmonisation of the harmful effects of imbalanced electric radiation. The nano-layer operating diameter is either 8 or 40 meters.

The BioShield USB Key is resulting from research of several decades in multiple countries. The active key operating diameter shields and harmonizes a complete family home.

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You forgot anti-antifa (AKA Pro fascist) energy from mars that soros is attempting to remove by using deep state breakthrough devices. And chemtrails. And reptilians.

How could a substance that facilitates a chemical reaction, in a layer thinner than a cell, recording an image in such a way that tridimensionality is preserved, possibly regulate electromagnetic radiation across a space so much larger than it.

PS:
So, further information:

Quantum Oscillation
Through a process of quantum oscillation the The BioShield USB Key balances and reharmonizes the disturbing frequencies arising from the electric fog induced by devices, such as laptops, cordless phones, wifi, tablets, etc.
Restoring Coherence of Atoms
The BioShield USB Key restores the coherence of the geometry of the atoms, which allows a perfect induction for life forces, by (re-) creating a cardiac coherence, via plasmic support and interactivity.
Emitting Life Force Frequencies
The BioShield USB Key emits a large number of life force frequencies favoring a general revitalization of the body, adjusting them according to the absorption capacity of each respective individual.

I know words, I have the best words…

It appears to be a USB stick, but of it is, that, let alone its storage capacity, is never mentioned.

By the way, the price is £283.

Ohoho, I remember these things. All the USB “anti-EMF shielding” devices, the negative ion stuff…

I don’t know why you’d want to harmonize electric radiation exactly, but if this thing actually shields you from EMF, that’d mean, goodbye wifi, cellphone, radio, etc.

The fact this s(h)ite exists only on the Wayback Machine should tell you something, OPs.

If you were doing so well financially because your ‘product’ works, why isn’t that s(h)ite of yours still up…?!

@Anon-e-moose #227106

Got reported to British Trading Standards officials and taken down.

@GalaxinaFan

Got reported to British Trading Standards officials and taken down

Good.

Ah, as if my winning an auction on eBay a couple of days ago on a (new, sealed) Samsung 8Tb SATA SSD for almost half of what they’re going for elsewhere wasn’t pleasing enough, thanks for the Schadenfreude boost.

Samsung. There’s an extremely good reason why UK’s Trading Standards haven’t so much as looked at their site, OPs:

They don’t need to.

So why does that South Korean Chaebol have what is effectively their own city within Seoul, o OPs: and you don’t…?!

Jacques Bauer, Ilija Lakicevic, and Sacha Stone #crackpot #quack #mammon web.archive.org

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Confused?