This is what I have learned while listening to proper doctors ICW Covid:
You can't CATCH a virus.
Your own body produces a virus to deal toxins.
Vaccines don't work.
Autism is up since vaccines were introduced.
What else have you learned?
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Viruses aren’t created by human beings, for starters. Cells of human beings, like other hosts, can be infested by viruses to be turned into “factories” of viruses.
And toxins are removed in the liver and the kidneys.
These, uh, "doctors" - where and what did they study, and how much did they charge you for this information?
Autism is up since we added "under god" to the Pledge, too.
COULD just be improvements in detection, reporting, but we probably should take steps to limit references to God.
"Your own body produces a virus to deal toxins."
After you're infected by a virus, it hacks the body's cells to get your body to produce more of the virus. That's how it works, not your body just spontaneously producing a virus.
When you say you 'learned' this from docs, i think you mean 'misunderstood.'
Proper doctors…did they spend even one day in medical school? More like a lot of anti-vax nutters, on anti-vax sites - who deserve to spend their lives in iron lungs.
You can’t catch a virus, like a cricket ball. However, I haven’t been sick at all, in this frightening winter, because of my flu shot.
@Anon-e-moose #59228
I was just about to say the same thing! THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD AFTER ALL!!
…Though I admit I feel bad for Melania, it still doesn’t change the fact that this is karmic justice at work here.
@Malingspann #59264
If he doesn’t survive, then what?
I dunno… We’ll dance on his grave, I guess?
But seriously, he doesn’t have to outright die from it. Just be incapacitated enough for life not to make it to a second term. That, and it’ll show some of his more fanatical followers that he isn’t an immortal deity.
@Timjer #59238
…Though I admit I feel bad for Melania
Melania has covid too? My response: I don't really care, do you?
Barron tested negative, if that matters.
What happens if Trump dies is that the RNC puts up a new nominee. Anyone who has already voted for Trump still counts as a vote for Trump and not the new Republican nominee, and this late in the game, any hope that nominee has of getting the vote depends on a write-in campaign and/or faithless electors, because most of the ballots have already been printed and aren’t likely to be replaced.
If there’s no clear winner, or there’s an ungodly mess where the results can’t reasonably be considered legitimate, or Trump somehow wins despite having a bad case of the deads, then it’s up to the House of Representatives to pick who’s president. They don’t have to choose anyone actually running, and Pence only gets to be President until Jan 20th unless the House picks him for some strange reason. I strongly suspect Biden still wins in that case.
That’s assuming that the Supreme Court doesn’t meddle in the election like it did in 2000, which it probably will if Barrett gets rammed through before Trump dies. Then, who the hell knows, but it probably wouldn’t be good.
Addenum: If Trump survives, wins, and *then* dies before being sworn in January 20th, then Pence gets temporarily promoted to president, demoted and sworn in as vice-president on Jan 20th, then permanently re-promoted to president, because the rules are weird like that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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