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Russian empire conquers a land controlled by khazar caananite demon worshippers, and exiles them to poland and germany where they ferment into modern jews.

Russia forgets to send tax collectors to the land they conquered.

Local groups evolve and turn into land-pirates, brigands and warlords.

Russia uses these groups as a chaotic criminal border with ottoman turks.

Russia gets famine and plague and almost destroyed.

Poland gets taken over by the demon worshippers, and conquers part of Russia, and forcibly converts Russians to catholicism and jewry, and blanda-downs to them.

Russia recovers and takes back the land, in fact fucks poland over and splits it with the germans.

However the judeocatholic worm festers.

Russia gets taken over by the khazar demon worshippers who create the evil of communism and kill 100 million russians, enslave the rest.

Khazar demon worshippers take over entire east europe, and make sure to brainwash locals to hate RUSSIANS instead of them.

Khazar demon worhshippers give ridiculous amount of land to the judeocatholics in Ukraine, expanding borders 10x over.

Communism collapses and judeocatholic khazar demon worshippers escape to USA and Israel, but they never forget their dream homeland.

2014 they hire mercenaries to shoot some people in the street, so they can suspend all law and elections and take power.

2022 Russia doesnt want to get taken over by them again, so they act to limit their power.

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