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I've eaten straight antifreeze and I was minimally affected because of my faith.

God knows this world is polluted to the end of time. Nevertheless, he will protect those who profess christ is lord and have genuine favor <3

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Antifreeze is not food you eat. It is a liquid to be drunk. At least we know he is full of crap from the onset.

Minimally affected. I thought the Bible promised that True Christains could drink poison with no ill effects, not a minimum.

Now drink Cyanide.

Every second you’re not you prove you’re more Atheist than we Atheists are.

Now have some yummy yummy tide pods. Maybe they will prove your faith…(LEGAL WARNING: DON’T EAT TIDE PODS).

Do I even want to know what context, what youtube video that was a comment on?

Lying for Jesus award?

@TheKingOfRhye #225323

It’s a quick short about how to extract salt from ocean water, with an aside about the dangers of plastics and other large particles that can be found in ocean water.

I dare you to drink a whole milk jug of mercury on livestream. If your “faith” really is that strong, what’s stopping you?

Like @Anon-e-moose said, “Every second you’re not you prove you’re more Atheist than we Atheists are.”

If you’re dumb enough to intentionally ingest toxic chemicals your brain functions are already too diminished for you to notice further damage. If you’re dishonest enough that you just made this up to convert people you’re hoping are dumb than you have no faith to speak of. If you care so little what happens if anyone does believe your lies and endangers themselves needlessly you are not going anywhere good when you die.

@Timjer #225342
Good point. They say that there’s mercury in vaccines, and that’s why they don’t partake. But one can infer that God would protect you from such toxins as well as the poisons you’re guaranteed to survive.
Posers.
They’re all posers.

Remember how some people were drinking bleach during the pandemic as a cure for Covid? As per Bloomberg.com, February 1, 2023:

The drug in question was Miracle Mineral Solution, or MMS, a potion marketed as a cure-all that during the pandemic went viral for both treating and preventing Covid. It comes in two parts: one part sodium chloride, and one part acid. When combined, the mixture becomes chlorine dioxide. Chlorine dioxide is bleach.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2023-02-01/the-church-that-helped-bleach-go-viral-as-a-fake-cure

Antifreeze, mercury, bleach, urine, raw milk ... I wonder what's next.

If you keep doing this then you might enjoy becoming an evidence of Darwin.

Press X to doubt.

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