"JEWKNIGHTED"? I didn't know all British Jews had been knighted. The Queen must have been very busy.
I wouldn't go around calling the Scots "sheeple." You're liable to get a Glasgow kiss.
And what's with all the screaming? Frustrated that you're being ignored?
As an aside, another word that tells me I'm reading conspiracy drivel is "carefully." If conspiracies are so careful, how did you find out about them?