Timjer

@Timjer

BlkPillPres #psycho #conspiracy

Jesse Lee Peterson #racist

Eh, you’d be surprised how incredibly mean true left-wingers can be. Like “everyone remotely to the right of me is a fascist nazi who needs to be killed”.

True, they tend to be less racist, but some of them can be equally insane as the right-wingers they so hate.

All these racist a**holes who say “send them back to wherever they came from” should themselves be send back… To their father’s scrotum. Seriously, this scum is an utter waste of a perfectly good eggcell, right?

But seriously, you want all immigrants to get out of the US? How about all of you start by leaving and giving it back to the Native Americans, jackass.

BlkPillPres #psycho #conspiracy

While I’m sure moral guardians will once again blame the media for their own lack of responsibility next time another shooting happens, that doesn’t mean the media is actually responsible. More often than not, it’s some guy being completely insane and/or abused by those very moral guardians and their system.

Honestly, I’m not 100% sure of my current point, but I’ll try to make one anyway. New media can actually get good messages across, even the most dark and depressing stories. Attack on Titan, as bloodfilled and nihilistic it can be (and awesome too), has actually taught me a very valuable lesson that I hold to heart and am very grateful for: violence breeds violence & hatred breeds hatred. Plus revenge (expecially by proxy) is ultimately pointless at best and more often than not utterly harmful to everyone. The only way to break the cycle of empty hatred and vengeance is to love and forgive, as extremely hard as it may be.

That and this line: “Anyone can be a god or devil. All it takes is for people to believe in it.”

Okie Doke #fundie

Honestly, at this point I’m also itching for the Rapture to happen. If only so that these morons will finally be gone from our beautiful world and we don’t have to listen to their inanity anymore. Then the sane people will finally be able to start making some progress here.

…You know, this got me thinking. Should the Decimation/Snappening/Blip (Thanos) happen in our world right now, completely randomizing its victims, how would the nutjobs react? It looks like their Rapture, but it’s not exclusively them that’ll dissapear. I wonder how they’ll try to spin it…?

fellofix #sexist #psycho

Caamib #psycho

For anyone who now wishes to castrate a conscious Caamib with a rusty spork, don’t worry. That feeling means you are still human, as opposed to some.

Pastor John Hagee #fundie

So, we’re not allowed to think for ourselves and we’re not allowed to feel for ourselves. Our sole purpose is to blindly obey the overlord/system as if we’re just extentions of its sick, dark will. No, not even that, not even mindless drones, just gears without any autonomy making a machine work that serves no purpose but to exist.

Not only is that extreme cosmic horror incarnate, but what’s the point of god supposedly giving us free will if we’re forbidden from ever using it?

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia

Aaaaw, is pervy Davey salty that the show Lucifer is of far better quality (and more popular) than his hateful drivel? Or Disenchantment, with a hilarious Demon as one of the protagonists? Or are it perhaps the Anime Devilman or Seven Deadly Sins? Or the myriads of other Netflix shows that don’t bow before his “precious” Queen James Bible?

Good!

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia

genesistorevelation316 #conspiracy #fundie

Oh, the myriads of mocking jokes a huge Halo fan such as myself can make… It’s too much! I’d say even a Contender-class ancilla like Mendicant Bias couldn’t decide!

But seriously, even this next one is not a Halo reference, I’d say that even WHEATLY, friggin’ Wheatly, the only known artificial unintelligence, is still infinitely smarter than a dumbass like this. And Wheatly was designed to be a moron!

Susan Jane Elohim #fundie #pratt

While context would be nice, I still love the irony of this dumbass: “Don’t swear on that fictional book, it means nothing! Swear on my fictional book instead! Totally different!”

ShadowBanned517 & wrs11 #wingnut

I’m not a socialist by any means (or even American), I’d say I’m center-right. But by heavens would I rather be one than a fascist Trumpet…

Oboehner #fundie

Oh, look, Oh!Boner’s back! And he still as dumb, obstinate, and smug as he used to be. At least he proves that a moron was always a moron and always will be a moron.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie

If there was any doubt KJW is secretly DJS, this dispels it. Seriously, I’ve never seen a person fap to themselves so friggin’ hard.

Incel Wiki #crackpot

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex

Oh, I’m sorry DJS, I can’t understand you over the smell of your sheer narcissitic arrogance. sniffs Ugh, I’ve smelled dog-shit better than this!

Everything that people do to me, they have effectively done to Jesus.

DJS: “I AM JESUS! I AM JESUS! I AM JESUS! I AM JESUS!”

No, wait, scratch that. That reference doesn’t work because Supes actually does resemble a messianic figure.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie

THE INTERNET IS NOT YOUR OR YOUR CHILDREN’S FRIEND!!!

…She says on the internet. Man, these dumbasses are completely detached from reality, aren’t they?

But I suppose I should say something about her bashing video games, after all. Well, checkmate already said it well: “So why waste your time with a non-existent fantasy when you cane waste time with an existent fantasy?”

This, just this. To me, religion is an escapist fantasy just as much as video games are. The big difference is that we don’t pretend video games are real. I mean, I think all of us wish our favorite games are real, but we don’t act like they are reality. If it was, I probably be the friggin’ Dovahkiin, max leveled, ruling as an immortal Vampire Lord from Castle Volkihar with my waifu Serana and a harem of buxom Vampiress concubines while I occasionally slay a monster or dragon for a lot of gold and admiration as the entirety of Skyrim prospers since I single handedly stopped their civil war…

Lady Checkmate #fundie

serial-killer-like cyberstalker

For fuck’s sake! She’s still lying about that? Lady Checkmate, not all disagreements against you (and your bigotry) are part of some “obsessive conspiracy” to ruin you. Since you censor and block everyone that is not part of your echo-box (Mick Williams, and that’s it I think), you’re not reaching any audience with your statements. NOBODY really cares about you; you’re really not important enough, if at all. Stop pretending you’re bigger than you actually are; Pride is one of your deadly sins, after all.

Just be honest with yourself. You’re just a single voice of hatred and bigotry amongst thousands of them. And you know what? Either they’ll go down in history as the cunts they are, or they’ll just be forgotten forever. Guess which fate you’ll get? Hint: it starts with “O” and ends with “blivion”.

I don’t hate you because you’re a Christian. I hate you because your a prideful, bigoted, hate-filled cunt. You really want to be a proud Christian? Then act like one and follow Jesus’ teachings: “LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR”!!!

Oh, and while I’m at it: Mick, you’re utterly devoid of anything resembling talent. Your “political cartoons” fail at both humour, artstyle, and social commentary in general. It sucked so badly it was actually fascinating to some degree, as was your total obliviousness at your own lack of skill.

hunnidonmawrist #sexist

…Eeeeew. You’re a sick, disgusting piece of filth, you know that?

Chad Ripperger #fundie

…The god Osiris (and ancient egyptian mythology) was a thing (and gone again) looooooooong before christianity was even a concept, dumbass.

Really, if this is an example of a “chad”, I’m starting to understand why incels hate them so much.

Lady Checkmate #fundie #homophobia

Yes, I still love you.

If that is what you call “love”, I’m afraid to see what your hate looks like, Checkmated lady.

Various idiots #sexist #conspiracy

While I admit I’ve never read any She-Hulk comics (or really many American comics), I do know about her, enough to know that she is not a “female Hulk”, but a standalone character (aside from the fact that she is Banner’s cousin), and a pretty popular heroine for a variety of reasons. I mean, afaik, she’s one of the strongest, smarter, sexiest, empowering, and funniest female superheroes there is. Putting her in the MCU is a pretty good move from Disney.

Honestly, if I didn’t know better, I’d think these morons are just butthurt that the “Jade Giantess” is not their real life gf. But I do know better, and these are just misogynistic buttholes who are so insecure in their masculinity that the mere mention of “vagina” causes them to cower.

SaveAustraliaFromInvasion #transphobia #conspiracy

What!? On no! The women of the world are slowly but steadily become more and more statuesque amazonian bombshells! That must mean they are secretly ugly men in paper-thin disguise!

…I mean, do you even hear yourself talk? Are you from bizarro world, a closeted gay, or just plain old mad?

Total Imbecile #sexist #psycho

Username checks out at least…

Also, I’d advise you against that, but if you’re really that stupid and/or batshit crazy, then quite frankly go ahead. I’m not going to put any effort into a lost cause.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #sexist

Oh, great, the wild Grimer got loose again. Someone grab the nets…

Also, is it just me, or does his howling at attractive women remind me of those old cartoon characters? You know, those who gain a wolf head for a moment to howl at pretty girls?

hyderabadipotta432 #sexist

SIGH I think even an army of Freuds would have a field day with this mess… If they don’t just say “screw this, I’m outta here” upon seeing this… fustercluck.

Look, OP, I’m no psychologist but I’m pretty sure that stopping to anthropomorphize your fears (aka “chad”) and no longer pretending that this bogeyman actually exists, might do wonders for your recovery.

I mean, I have my own problems up here (in my head, I mean), but you don’t see me acting like my issues are all caused by some supernatural monster that exists solely to torment me, so that I can somehow absolve myself from all responsibilities…

Donald Trump #god-complex

Damn… I mean, I knew Trump was a sociopathic narcissist, and that some of his followers are crazy enough to see him as a god-emperor, but for him to actually publicly declare he is (a) god!?

How in the name of all that is sane and rational in the cosmos could someone who’s that legitimatly insane be elected president!? How can his fundie followers even allow such blatant blasphemy by their standards? I- just- how- …just does not compute.

Robert Lyte #fundie

the purpose of life […] is when you come and serve in the kingdom of God.

So, in other words, the purpose of life is to die, to end? That’s one of the most nihilistic and depressing things I’ve read here from supposed christians. Are you sure you’re not trying to convince people to commit mass suicide?

Seriously, as depressed as I am, I still believe the purpose of life is happiness. Be as happy as you can and spread as much happiness as you can.

Some Incels #sexist

And they wonder why we rope

Yes, we do. Because most of your problems could be solved if you just stopped being such self-absorbed, egotistical, whiny manbabies!

Besides, if you really want to commit suicide, I think it’s your right as a living being. But stop trying to pull everyone else down with you.

Signed, a person closer to being incel than “chad”.

SupremeG #sexist

Ah! My eyes! That mirror is so unbelievably shiny and reflective!

Lady Checkmate #fundie #homophobia

Cuyen #racist #sexist #psycho

First; go fuck yourself, you pussy. Also, as Crimson Ghost said, “Get a password to Africa to extort yourself a pygmy girlfriend”, how does that even begin to make one iota of sense?

And finally just some lifefuel for me; if it were up to me, I’d have your flight diverted to some tribe of man-hating Amazons. Just try anything there, you wouldn’t even have the pleasantry of “death by snu snu”, as I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t want to contaminate their gene-pool with your filth.

Eugenicist #crackpot

Autistic person here, one who’se also intelectually gifted with an IQ of (last I checked) 140. Also a home-dwelling anxious virgin. And you know what? I’d rather be unhappy but intelligent than happy but dumb. Yeah, I prize my (actual) intelligence far more than any potential sex life, shocking, I know. But then again, you wouldn’t understand, as you don’t have any real intelligence. Certainly not enough to be even remotely self-aware…

Besides, it’s cold hard logic. Happiness is faaaaar more abundant than intelligence these days (and that’s saying something), so by definition that would make intelligence more valuable, wouldn’t it?

reg509 #sexist

For fucks’s sake! Not the entire world revolves around you incels and your inability to get laid you know!? Most people don’t even know you morons even exist; as it should be!

Marion Hammer #wingnut

Incel Wiki #crackpot

Uhm, pretty sure it’s the incels that so desperatly want to bang their mothers, sisters, and cousins. Not us sane & healthy people.

That being said, as much as I am sickened by incest myself, I suppose one might argue that there is nothing morally wrong with it as long as it’s between consentual adults and they don’t reproduce with it… But I highly doubt incels care about any of that.

Anonymous #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

Lady Checkmate #fundie

You know, in a previous comment I questioned wether Chekmated Lady is truly insane. I want to make it clear that by now I take back my scepticism, she really is batshit crazy.

Robycop3 #pratt

If god created women from men’s ribs, why do men still have ribs?

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

I am a law-abiding citizen

You’re as much “law-abiding” as Trump is humble. That is, not at all.

I love everyone with God's unconditional love.

“unconditional”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Daniel Gollus & Alian Caraang, Beyond Today #fundie #homophobia

Chad Ripperger #fundie #conspiracy

…Uuuuuuhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but “The Ring” is not a documentary. Nor is it a pornflick. Unless your fetish is the corpses of underage murdered girls, in which case you’re clearly a sick psycho!

Besides, if the devil endorses porn, all the more reason to side with him, right?

Chad Ripperger #fundie #quack

…Isis was an Egyptian mother goddess, not a demon, and like most egyptian gods a rather benevolent figure (at least more than the greek ones and certainly YHWH). Also, not associated with wolves, afaik.

So, in other words, you fail mythology and culture forever. Here’s your big fat “F” and now go sit in the corner to think about- Well, just think for once. Otherwise, Sekhmet (a much more aggressive and badass goddess) will punish you somethin’ fierce. No, seriously, from what I read, Sekhmet’s rage makes the biblical plagues look like a wedgie.

hurrayforathrowaway and Danielle_Baptiste #sexist

@pyro

that our world is so screwed up that raising a child, of any gender, seems irresponsible.

Agreed 100%. I not only have that belief, but my mother too. We both believe that it’s irresponsible bordering on cruelty to have a child if you cannot guarantee that that child has a future. Especially these days(*). And quite frankly, fixing this world isn’t the job of our descendants, it’s the job of the asshole ancestors who broke it in the first place.

(*)And considering I’m 26, I can forgive her as she did not have that mentality when she made me.

David J. Stewart #fundie #racist

Look, DJS, I know you have a raging boner for the KJ Bible, but let’s be real here. Aside from being thick, dumb weight that might block a single regular bullet, it’s really not going to help much in a shooting.

In all seriousness, though, f*ck off, you sick vulture.

Also, the irony being that the US is one of the most christian countries in the world, yet it’s also the country with the single most mass shootings per year. And it “wins” that by a colossal margin. So I don’t think that that’s an angle sane people want to pursue…

Vincent Cheung #fundie

@WhiteNoise

I can see that happening. If it was GoW, Bayonetta, or Asura’s wrath, (or Doom Eternal, if the trailers are an indication) we’d finish the game by beating God to a bloody pulp, shooting his head off with a shotgun, and throwing the remains into the sun.

…Oh, wait, that’s what those awesome, cathartic games actually do!