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Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

This is an interesting comment. Please don't delete this.

Donald Trump recognised the anticapitalist assassins from a mile away with his business instinct, and the weapons of martial Marxism - such as the hammer, the sickle, the Cuban Icepick, the Bulgarian Umbrella and the rubber dildo - proved no match for his skills in Bullshido and Gorilla Warfare taught to him by none other than Chuck Norris himself.

If I recall correctly, Chuck Norris is a Trump supporter.

- The Tarrasque
Donald Trup fixated the immortal beast with a stubborn gaze of manly contempt, took one Planck tiem to centre himself, and then uttered a single sentence:
“You’re fired.”
Instantly, the indestructible dragon burst into black flame and died permanently.

Reminds me of Baldur’s Gate 3, a Dungeons & Dragons game I’m going to play.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

babyblueberry333’s former church #fundie #sexist

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

@TheKingOfRhye #170927

went from normal --> autistic

As an actual person with autism, let me say, you can fuck the hell off with that. And fuck the whole “anti-vax” movement as well.

There are different degrees of autism. Maybe yours is mild? Maybe what Steve means is going from neurotypical to displaying autistic traits within 24 hours of being vaxxed. Of course it's possible Steve's lying about knowing all these parents of autistic kids. Either Steve's lying or vaccine's really do cause autism. Personally I'd prefer it if Steve publicly debates a vaccine scientist about whether or not vaccines cause autism.

When I read your comment. I thought "TheKingOfRhye's a WWE fan." I googled wwe autism. I came across a 20 August 2016 article called "The WWE Wrestler With a Heart of Gold" about an autistic girl meeting Mick Foley. Maybe you'd want to read it?

Matt Walsh #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #169611

Did you know Pat Robertson died 8.6.23? I tried submitting this quote from him but it didn't make it : But to tell them it's all sweetness and light, you can live the way you want to, I'm okay, you're okay. If you're drinking and fornicating and cheating and stealing and lying and greedy and all the rest of it, it's okay. You're okay. You're an American, don't worry about it. Boy, that, folks, is what you'd call a lie of Hell. And the one thing the devil would like to do is to keep us from believing in him, or believing in any kind of punishment because we don't like punishment.

But what the Bible says is, there will be a death, a great divide. You're either going to go to one or the other. And if you say to God now, "I don't want You. I will not receive You. I will not submit to You," then at the end of your life God will say, "I'm going to give you your desire. You said you wanted to live without me, so I'm going to let you have your wish forever." You decide.

He condemns being dishonest & greedy. Most FSTDT believe he's dishonest & greedy. But still, the quote didn't make it.

@Timjer #169507

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to continue counting down the clock ‘till sunday the 8th of July, when the next season of Bleach starts airing on Disney+. After all, in Bleach

I've viewed the first 44 episodes of the original Bleach (2004-2011). About to view 45th & wanting to view the rest. So FSTDT commenters no spoilers please. By the way did Matt Walsh know that Dana Loesch, fellow conservative political commenter likes anime?

Eric Hovind #fundie

Charlie Kirk #dunning-kruger

I added the dunning-kruger tag because he's saying Joe Biden has a 58% chance of dying before the 2028 election.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #162698

4- Josh alone has Buggar-ed more than just you, Dwayne.

When you call WAR Dwayne it reminds me of another Dwayne, Dwayne Johnson. Back in 2020 Dwayne Johnson endorsed Joe Biden for president & for that WAR called Dwayne "dumb as a rock" on Twitter. I tried submitting that tweet as a FSTDT quote but it didn't make it.

Candace Owens #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

@Yutolia #161911

The next thing my friend knew, the cis man had grabbed the back of my friend’s head and slammed my friend’s face into the urinal plumbing

I have at least 2 questions. Why did the cis man do this & did he ever get caught?

Candace Owens #transphobia

Candace Owens #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@Malingspann #154960

I don't know about 1) & 5). 2) & 3) I didn't read anything about a hit-&-run or trying to get into someone else’s vehicle. Makes me wonder it Candace Owens is making things up which is why I submitted this quote. But 4) & 6) is true. You can read about this on Wikipedia.