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Jedi Sapien #fundie

‘Atheist,why are you more comfy in believing that humans evolve from monkey rather than believing the concept?
of GOD create human.”
Same reason i believe anything, the offered evidence makes more sense.

“If human does evolve from monkey or ape, what happen to the other ape, why they fail to become human.”
I’m of Scottish heritage. My Scottish ancestors became Americans. What happened to the other Scots? Why are they still Scots?

" So meaning that when you look at Chimp, Orang Utan, Gorilla and etc it reflect your ancestor and it reflect you.”
There are connections, yes.

“And how many million years of evolution does it takes for those ape/monkey to evolve into a modern human”
You can look it up, there are timelines EVERYWHERE.

Viola Eisener #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia

"The Democrats could not do that in nearly 4 years”
Because the ‘head honcho’ you support has made sure the GOP fought at every step to keep Biden from any great and noticable successes.
He doesn’t care about you, just about himself.

mr_drummie #fundie

“do you know why we suffer?
suffering brings you closer to God.”
Why worship a being that uses YOUR suffering for HIS agenda?
Would you give your kid scars in the hopes of a promotion?

“he said
Do not be violent
and we did not listen.”
Okay, if i told my kids ONCE to stop fighting, then did nothing as they beat each other to death, it’d be negligence.

“he lets men starve beacuse”
Because a demigod went hungry.

SaurfangtheElder #psycho

“I could see myself becoming violent in such a situation, not because I'm evil inside, but through sheer curiosity”
Curiosity about violence. You went straight to the violence. This is not a good look.

I’d have taken the gun, first, and fired it into the floor just so no one else could shoot it.

Then probably tried to get a reaction from her. Tickling or teasing.

Oboehner #fundie

“Gravity is observable,”
We can observe things that we attribute to gravity, but we don’t actually observe ‘gravity.’

“testable, repeatable, why don't you show me the "common ancestor" evolving into something?”
somehow i don’t think you’re demanding evidence in good faith.

“Atheism is a belief system like any other religion, one cannot prove there is no God, one has faith there isn't.”
What’s this ‘system’, then? What else MUST i believe as an ahteist beyond “I don’t believe in any gods”? Therea re no sects to atheism.

“It is funny how you try to apply the title of 'science' to attack things, though, or how you attempt to lump your religion with real science.”
You’re the one calling it a religion, a PRATT.

We see the hawthorne fruit fly evolving today. Observed evolution. Where's the evidence for creation?

"Wow, quite the example of evolution - I can barely type I'm laughing so hard!!”
You mock, because you lack any actual argument to offer.

“A cow never evolved to anything other than a cow, bacteria is always bacteria, jokes on you.”
Citation needed. How in the hell would you PROVE that nothing ever evolved into a different species?

“A total lack of proof is all I need to know evolutionism is nothing more than a blind faith religion.”
Your inability to open books and read the evidence is not a winning argument.

Liz Wheeler #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

“Our primary political duty is to protect the dignity of human life, made in God’s image.”
So, the million Americans that died because Trump blew off experts on the pandemic, they died with dignity on the ventilators?
Or without ventilators, because Trump stole them?
Or died without proper testing because Trump didn’t like the numbers?
Your rationalizing your misogyny and doing a poor job at it.

Jake Paul #wingnut

“This election is good vs evil”
Trump wants to hand the FDA over to an anti-vaxxer who wants to ban mayonnaise. Not just warning labels, “9 out of 10 people who suffer from brain worms think this shit’ll kill you.” But all the way to banning it from the jump. And Trump’ll let him because he doesn’t give a shit about anything but him NOT going to PRISON.

WingedPegasus #fundie

“You have the ancient pig's teeth”
A fossil.
Misidentified by scientist.
AND correctly identified by another scientist. So, we still have the fossil.

“the bones of an old man with a rickets that made his skeleton look ape-like,”
No, that’s a lie flogged by someone dishonestly.

“chemically treated skulls that have teeth plugged with bubble gum”
Just making shit up, now.

“and millions of MISSING transitional skeletons that should be all over the earth.”
All fossils are transitional fossils, get it right.

“Somehow I doubt the validity of Darwin's theories.”
Well, you had to start there to pick THESE examples rather than the huge pile of pro-evolution fossils. I doubt your doubt is honest.

ThickGreenPuke #fundie

“Atheists claim themselves to be anti-Christian”
No, it’s Christains who insist Atheists are anti-Christain. Get it right.

“yet they follow beliefs that arose from Christianity(i.e. current idea of God,”
Do we FOLLOW that belief, or just use that form of God when arguing against you?

“humanism”
I don’t think humanism comes from Christainity, but what if it did?
We don’t believe your god exists. So anything ‘attributed’ to your god is just something else men came up with.
So it’s not a big deal if we adopt what works from you guys, we just don’t lie about the sponsor.

“individualism and even rationalism”
From Christainity? Citation needed.

“ And rather than going in the direction of truth they have gone in the exact opposite direction.”
Which as near as we can tell, is the truthy truth.

Amazinggrace #fundie

“I have two cousins autistic …from vaccinations.”

For this to be at ALL credible, you’d have to show that the cousins were tested for autism before getting vaccinated, and found clear, and show their being tested again post-shot, and suddenly a positive result.
And that’s still not completel y convincing as misdaignosing is a thing.

But the thing is, people don’t GET tested for autism unless they suspect autism. So you’d have to include the totally innocent REASON they were tested pre-shot…
Seems unlikely.

afchief #fundie

“Evolution is science???? Don't make me laugh!!!!”
Okay.

“Evolution: In the beginning there was random chance. Explain to me HOW that is science????”
Well, ‘science’ would include an accurate description of evolution, not mockery of a lampoon.

“Darwinian evolution is a belief system based largely on faith.”
Nope. Peer review woule not work if you had to select reviewers that already agreed with the paper.

“It is the religion of the age”
Does anyone have a new argument against evolution?

“Professor Louis T. Moore, a vocal evolutionist,"
He’s a creationist. Swing and a miss.

AhlaamYasmina #fundie

“regarding love marriages.”
Oh, lecture me on this topic, please!

“i think it might have been extensively discussed in previous threads, but you should know love is not a factor to be considered for marriage.”
What is? Shoe size?

“think about it, if you marry a person today because you fell in love with them, what will happen when that love fades after a few years?”
Hopefully, a non-combative attempt to see what’s changed and whether it’s worth fighting for.
But more ideally, the constant process of getting to know them better and bettter and better just reinforces the love.

"or months even”
Hopefully, as above…

“will it be divorce?”
Maybe.

“insha Allah you will not be in that position. however please remember akhi, love is something you build over lifetime, maybe fast, maybe slow. And the "butterflies" that you feel for that person initially is not love.”
Oh, go fuck a fire hydrant. I have been faithfully married since 1987 and i STILL get butterflies.

danieljknight #fundie

“Why do these atheists keep talking about the big bang”
The Big Bang is not an atheist issue.
If you can’t grasp the science any better than ‘it don’t match Genesis’ than sit down and shut up.

“as if it is fact”
You mean the best supported theory of science so far?

“when repeated studies show that it could not have happened”
When you say ‘studies,’ do you mean ‘bible study?’ Because the science keeps coming up with a full house.

“and any search for evidence has only shown evidence against it?”
We used to have the ‘five minute rule’ on the sub. When you walk nto a conversation, wait at least five minutes beore talking, so you know you’re in the right conversation. I think you might need to make it the five hour rule.

“Atheists you are really annoying,”
Again, you’re talking out your ass, here.

“shut up with your magic bomb creator theory already.”
Nope. The fact that there’s no magic is how you would KNOW it was atheist, if it were, indeed, atheist in nature.

Oboehner #fundie

“The term "creationist" is commonly used as an anti-science label by proponents of evolutionism.”
Proponents of evolutionism is a prolix way of saying ‘everyone.’
Creationists also use the term and usually during anti-science posts.

“Both "evolutionist" and "evolutionism" refer to scientists and others who accept that the atheistic-based religious belief”
See, this is an anti-science stance, calling the science ‘a religion.’

"because if they don't subscribe they are blacklisted”
Well, yeah. If scientists don’t accept the science, they shouldn’t be respected as respectable scientists.

“marginalized,”
DO they WANT to be considered mainstream if they reject the science?

“and often fired”
Same as when they fire anti-vax nurses/doctors.
Or like when my LPO in the Fire Control Division went conscientious objector. They don’t let CO’s program nuclear weapons.

“To compound this stupidity some evolutionists even argue that "creation" is a fairytale religion”
Um, yeah?

“taking away "sexual freedom" and other supposed benefits of present day society.”
That’s gotta be your issue. it’s enough for us that it’s not falsifiable, therefore not science.

“This while believing in an exploding dot and random chance to arrive at all of the complexities known and unknown”
And the fallacy of argument-from-complexity.

“ All in all, this represents mainly a bunch of atheistic garbage.”
Except you don’t have to be an atheist to accept, grasp, or teach evolution.

SilenceBroken #fundie

God is supposed to be infinitely benevolent.
It’s amazing, to me, that people who believe in him purposefully make excuses for him that REAUIRE him to use suffering in order to achieve his goals. And some of his goals are suffering.

roofrack502 #fundie

“ Under Nazi rule, the state controlled everything. That is not conservative in any sense of the word as we know it today.”
Have you paid any attention to Trump’s ramblings? That’s exactly what he wants, full control over the whole country, and no one’s calling HIM a liberal.

Anabelle #fundie

“Evolution is a tool that the Academic Cartel uses to further hurt the esteem of students.”
Are you KIDDING me?
Evolution means survival of the FITTEST. i’m the product of a thousand generations of WINNERS! I am the TOP of the fucking HEAP youlying sack of shit.

“Students converted to accepting they are apes and animals, start resorting to lack of control and other animal behavior.”
Yeah, that’s why i programmed nuclear missiles for 20 years, because i was a ‘mere animal.’

dj #fundie

"It has been shown that coal, oil, and diamonds can be formed in a few years. In lab tests a few weeks”
But in conditions that would not occur naturally, so of little use in aging the Earth.

“Soft tissue has been found in T rex bone marrow,”
Fossilized, not still organic.

“population geneticists have demonstrated that Neanderthals are genetically human,”
Okay. So what?

“the human race would have gone extinct in a few thousand years due to genetic entropy”
Citation needed.

“You old earthers should actually do some serious research on both sides of the fence.”
You guys keep recydling the same bullshit lies over and over and claiming victory each time. Why would i bother to credit anything you say?
You filter all the science and only take up anything that you think supports your agenda, while ignoring anything else. That’s dishonest.

Liz Wheeler #forced-birth #wingnut

“If you’re voting “for my daughter” & “reproductive freedom” then you’re fine with men using your little girl as an object for promiscuous sex,”
I’m fine with her making choices and not fine with hateful fuckwits making her choices for her, is that okay?

“impregnating her with no commitment,”
Well, no, protecting her right to an abortion is the opposite of that.

“ & brutally killing your sweet grandbaby so more men can abuse your daughter.”
See, that’s YOU being a hateful fuck and making choices for your sake at her cost. Fuck all the way off, Liz.

“It’s gross. Stop it.”
Abortion bans are killing women RIGHT NOW. I want to stop THAT. Because it’s gross injustice.

“For your daughter.”
Right now, in way too many states, if my daughter had a problem pregnancy, or cancer, or a miscarriage, you’d have her die in great pain. Giving her the option is FOR her sake.

antigravity213 #fundie

“Genetics? What DNA disproves evolution.”
DNA shows signs of animals evolving teeth, losing teeth, evolving them again…

“Look bro, until you find the ape man, and the millions of transitional fossils, as a critical thinker,evolutionism is inclusive.”
Every fossil is a transitional form.

“How many times has the theory been changed in the last 100 years?”
That’s science. That’s a strength of science, not a weakness.

“Do you know way it's been changed so many times?”
Growing evidence, continuing research, new understandings, new technology, the contining march of progress. it’s a good thing, idiot.

“To this day the theory of evolution is still trying to be understood.”
As READILY apparent from your misposting.

“So until science can prove it,”
Not how science works, sorry.

“and explain it,”
It’s pretty well explained, actually.

“It's technically not science.”
You clearly don’t kno wwhat you’re talking about.

Hamil #fundie

“First you assume that you can use BC "responsibly".”
A coworker’s daughter used BC the whole time she was at University, for fear of being ruffied, raped, and then held responsible.
So, yeah, that’s more responsibly than jus tcrossing her fingers and hoping god’s desires aligned with hers and not with the rapist’s.

“There is no need to use birth control”
There is if you don’t want to risk a rapist, in certain states, choosing the mother of his child.

“It has been stated many times in this discussion that it is in scripture that God opens and closes the womb.”
And the woman’s desire to NOT BE a mom doesn’t seem to enter into it at all.

“therefore why do we need to do it”
Because God apparently doesn’t give the mom a vote.

The Computer Wizard #fundie

“Oxygen has many of the same properties of God, you cant smell it, touch it, taste it or hear it, but does that mean it is not there?”
We ran experiments in high school to detect and measure oxygen.

“Of course it is there”
Speaking as a submarine sailor, it’s not always safe to assume that oxygen is where you need it to be.

"The only way that you can know that there is no God is to know everything about everything, which would *make* you omnipotent,”
You mean omniscient.

“ and if you know everything, then that would make you God.”
In Genesis, god said that after they ate frmo the Tree of Knowledge, they still needed to eat from another tree to be gods.
But i do not say that i am sure there’s no way any god could possible exist anywhere in the universe. I DO say that teh evidence offered so far for the gods of humanity is not compelling. So I’m atheist as a working hypothesis, not as an omniscient fact.

“Lianardo Da'Vinci once was quoted as saying, "In the absense of evidence of any other sort [the Bible and general nature] my thumb alone would convince me of a creator.”
If you’re going to quote someone, get their name right. You look stupid playing the ‘respect for authority fallacy’ if you don’t respect the authority enough to get his name right.

"one is how plants and animals change to fit a situation”
Both of them are about living things changing over time by mutation and selection.
Macro is just accruing enough micro evolution to exhibit big physical changes. it’s the change from a gazelle to a giraffe.
The distinction is just convenient for evolution research but A LIFE OR DEATH LINE for creationists.

Rebecki #fundie

Tina S #fundie

“Evolution says only the fittest survive, correct atheists?”
No. It says that the fittest TEND to thrive. Not exclusively.

“if this is true”
It’s not.
“why wouldnt you be weeding out all the sickleys in your family to not risk your clan from being a dying breed in this 'game of life'?”
Because ‘cooperation’ is the strategy we chose for survival.

"why do you treat the sickleys in your family and allow them to breed further sickleys?”
because your premise is fucked

“and while i have your attention, how many monkey babies have been marked in your family tree the past 100 years?”
Wow. You got even dumber.

“i mean, REAl monkey babies. how fascinating!”
Mockery from Ignorance… How droll.

LordSesshomaru #fundie

“I don't know what the hell is wrong with some with you”
Aw, shucks. The list is long but i’ve grown comfortable with it.

“Being an Atheist is NOT something to be proud of!”
I’ve been watching TV this week, seeing people dress up in garbage bags to show that they’re proud of worshiping a felon and voting for a rapist. Pride is a wickety-wack thing.

Vanderzyden #fundie

If we demoted God to the back because he’s not detectable, we would not he theistic evolutionists. Just evolutionists. God is as crucial to the TE model as to the Creationist model, they just don’t ignore the actual evidence.

thomas_the_panzer #fundie

When i still believed, i came to be convinced that “HELL” was a comfortable cloud, moderate environment, long rows of viewing couches looking down on a stretch of the Burning Lake. People looking forwards to watching the torture of any given demographic (gays, coloreds, atheists, democrats, republicans, whatever), got a front row seat where they could indulge. And that’s all they’d ever do.

Angel #fundie

“Atheists use atheism as an excuse to justify debauchery.”
No, we do not.
First of all, as an atheist, why would i need an excuse? I just do what i want, anyway.
And to date, I’m 62. I have had sex with all the women I’ve wanted to for the last 40 years. All one of her.

"Deep down, all those so called atheists believe in God”
Doesn’t God’s Word say NOT to tell lies?

“and fear divine retribution for denying the Lord's existence.”
This is the omniscient all-powerful being who will know everything i knkow and why i ‘pretend’ not to believe in him, AND that it’s pretend? This is my PLAN, you think? I can’t even outsmart my wife, you want to believe I THINK i can outsmart GOD by pretending to atheist? What, I’m going to cross my fingers and hold it behind my back?
You should think about that for a while.

“So they try to be a little bit nicer than the Christians as an insurance policy.”
Or… Maybe i don’t need divine retribution to respect other people, and treat them as i hope to be treated.

Randomlurkthrow23473 #sexist

“ literally objectify the hell out of men, not only physically but also on the basis of wealth and clout.”
Um, did anyone ever explain objectification to you?
It’s when you see women as a sex object. Not a partner, just something to fuck, with nothing to contribute. No service they can perform, no contribution to work or discussion, might as well be an inflatable doll.

Ojectifying a man based on wealth? Clout? You’re saying a woman looks at a man’s ass and then thigks ‘And AFTER the sex, he can get me backstage to meet Taylor! That’s the opposite of objectifying.

jagdflieger #fundie

“Indeed God directly revealed His existence to me. What would you say to me?”

I would ask if there’s anything you can show to me to prove it wasn’t sourced entirely in your head?
You hallucinating makes a lot more sense than a god that reveals his self to some but not all of his children.

Jedi_Templar #fundie

“Actually, the cosmic background radiation was what I had in mind when I meant that the big bang could be used for proof of creation.”
Okay. Take any physics textbook and a the end of every chapter stamp ‘Because GOD!’

“And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light. -Genesis... Now, if God did indeed create light, at the furthest reaches of the universe,”
Um. The universe, in Genesis, is about 2000 miles across. A solid sky arching over the flat Earth floating on the Waters Below.
Sun, moon, stars, rolling around inside the solid sky. This is not describing the Big Bang.

"we should expect to see light. And what do we find? Electromagnetic radiation, of which light is a part of.”
But most of the background radiation is not visible light. So you’re jumping from what Genesis FUCKING SAYS to what science measures. And pretending they dovetail.

"Also, solar light is composed of other electromagnetic spectrum, such as ultraviolet, infrared, etc.”
Which the bible doesn’t mention, either. You’re adding to the gospel, which is a no-no.

Jimmy Lister #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Disatrous?
We’ve expended about 7% of our military capacity, and most of that’s the old stuff, the stuff about to go obsolete, and helped knocked out a HUGE part of one of our biggest enemy’s capacity.
If nothing else, we’ve shown what a paper tiger the Russian Army has been for quite a while.

We’re replacing the stocks rather than paying to upgrade and recertify them. And after 20 years of a wasted war, we’re not getting shot at. Maybe Putin’ll go bankrupt on this fiasco of his.

It Wasnt nails that hung Him to the cross... #fundie

“Abortion is murder, no matter what.”
ANd right now, we’re seeing that a TOTAL ABORTION BAN is also murder. Women are dying of preventable conditions because opinionated people make asshate decisions for EVERYONE.

“A family in my church had a baby a few years ago, and the doctors told them to abort him,”
I really doubt they ORDERED an abortion. Probably counseled that they should CONSIDER abortion.

"telling them that he wasnt going to live when he was born.”
Doctors are too canny to promise that. They probably couched it in terms of chances. Chances are against him, the odds are bad, and so on.

"The told the doctor that they would NEVER do anything like that because God gave them that baby, therefore God wanted them to have that baby.”
And that’s their decision to make. Not yours. Not the legislature’s.

“Guess what?? The doctor's were wrong,”
I really want to know EXACTLY what the doctors promised.

“He had open heart surgery almost emediatly after his birth.”
Yeah, that’s chancy shit. I’m sure they mentioned really horrible odds. So, you have an anecdote. There are plenty of those in the news, usually one a day about a woman dying as a direct result of the abortion bans in her state.

“Abortion is murder,”
I repeat, so is a total ban.

“God wouldnt have given you a baby if he wanted you to just go and kill him or her.”
But…God gave babies to people KNOWING that he was going to tell the Jews to slaughter the people because they were on land he gave to the Chosen People.
He gave babies to people right up to the FLood, right? When he killed every man, woman, child, fetus, egg and sperm on the PLANTET save 8 people?
Not much of an argument.

“I disagree with you when you said some things may be necessary, abortion is NEVER necessary.”
So women AND their ‘babies’ die together, that’s god’s plan? Fuck you, fuck your faith, and if your god is real, fuck him.

YogicCowboy #homophobia

“Sexuality must be inherently functional; that is where it begins.”
Yes, but you must remember that it’s species that evolve, not an individual. If the species finds a functional use for homosexuality, it’ll keep it. And the species have had a gazillion years to figure out if such orientation is useful, and it shows up in LOTS of species. So whether YOU like it or not, the DNA appear to like it.

Norm Lenhart #fundie

“You take him to an AIDS ward at a hospital or crisis center.”
Because you have no good ARGUMENT, let’s just horrify the child in your care so he’s not only guilty but also TERROR STRICKEn.

“Then you rent some gay porn and make him watch it with you while you show your revulsion.”
YOUR revulsion. So, this is about YOU. YOU can’t stand a gay child, so YOU will drive him into the closet rathe rthan deal with the issue.

“Then you explain he has bought the BS and you want to help him.”
NOW you explain your actions? Your priorities are fucked.

“He can accept that help or he is on his own. Forever.”
He’s your child IF he meets your expectations. Otherwise you will live your life without him. Still all about you.

“Then you find a different church.”
What’d the church have to do with this?

Gail-ann S. #fundie

"Religiously offensive holiday card at Hallmark"
LEt’s put a pin in that, shall we? You’re Offended ‘Religiously.’ Meaning, you know, on the basis of your religion. By this card.

“The inside reads "The fortitude to put up with all that goyim Christmas music? Oy"
As a Christian as well as a polite person I find this extremely offensive.”
You find the relatively small subset of songs played in stores at christmas-time a RELIGIOUS issue for yourself?
What part of the bible covers or mentions Sleigh Bells?
What ritual can you NOT perform at Christmas if you don’t hear Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer two hundred times between halloween and New Years?

"There were NO Christmas cards making fun of any other religion or tradition.”
Well, no. No one else’s Solstice traditions occupy business areas from wall to fucking wall, floor to ceiling, 24/7. WHEN would we bitch about how ‘all you ever hear this time of year is Shinto singing!’? Or dreading that time of year where the Muslims are every other commercial? Or how we get all those virgin sacrifice flyers in the mail in time for Pele-Day sales?

Americans act like we’re the only people in the world, and American Xians act like they’re the only religion in the world and clutch your fucking pearls as people note you’re loud, crass, and overwhelming the common spaces.

“An apology would be nice”
Apology for what? You taking offense that people take offense at christmas goddamned music? It’s not like they’re wrong….

“but most importantly I feel that Hallmark should pull this offensive card from CVS stores and anywhere else it was distributed. I think this is fair since Hallmark is the premier seller of Christmas cards.”
I think you’re full of yourself and should pray to god for foregiveness for being an utter pratt.

Sara Ahlmark #fundie

“Why is it still fuckin legal for those cock-licking homo pigs to maintain this nazi fucking LIE called evolution.”
I have Mormon relatives that would say much the same thing about Baptist religion. And Catholic relatives that say much the same thing about Mormons and their religion.
Maybe you shouldn’t question the legality of shutting down ideas you’re opposed to?

“Let tens of thousands of evil DEVILS of ETERNAL flames burns their grandchildren in concentration camps all over the planet.”
Yeah, that’s an intellectual debate.

“And if that doesn't shut down these cunt morons, I shall personally rip their intenstines through their GOD DAMN nosdrils!...”
Gotta think that your opposition to evolution MUST be religion based, does it also teach this sort of violence?

“I just get so fucking upset when I hear people talk about this gay shit piece of pussy EVOLUTION.”
Aw….so sorry to hear that you’re made uncomfortable by science. Little innocent ‘rip their guts through their nostrils’ person like you?

“I am NO son of a buttfucking God damn ape, and that's scientific enough for me!”
You ARE an ape. All the relatives you know are apes. Your parents were apes. That’s the science.

“Hell yeah!”
Fuck no.

“We should decapitate all those bitch slapping freak loving idiots, who think God is dead and who uses the name of Jesus to wipe their infidel pedofile asses.”
You’re what, twelve? SO edgy.

Derrick #fundie

“just a movie huh? tell that to the THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN THAT WANT TO LEARN WITCHCRAFT AND ABOUT WIZARDS NOW.!”
That’s literally WHAT WE TOLD OUR KIDS when they asked about wizard school. “Sorry, Ace, it’s just a movie.”
And they accepted it. So, yeah, problem solved.

Niteclerk #fundie

“How about no contraceptives,”
When i worked at my grandfather’s pharmacy, there was an age limit for buying condoms. Grandpa told me to ignore that. If a kid was brave enough to ask for a condom, he got the condoms. That’s taking responsibility for his actions, moron.
You just want to punish people for having sex.

“no abortions”
Half the homeless in this country were kids in the foster system that aged out of it. They have no family to help in times of stress, almost guaranteeing that they’ll lose everything. You want to ADD to the homeless problem, I take it?

“and limited welfare for new single mothers?”
Oh, don’t forget making them marry their rapist, even if they’re related to the cousin or uncle or whoever got them preggers.
Everyone voting this way should try living for a year taking care of a foster baby, on welfare. See what an EASY ride that is.

"The first couple of years would be rough, but people might actually start taking responsibility for their actions.”
Nothing will change but you getting a chubby over their destitution.

speakout #fundie

“You are walking for a nice leisurely walk in your local mall area you are approached by two eighteen year olds in white shirts calling themselves elders,”
Yeah, ‘elder’ doesn’t mean what you think it does. Kinda like ‘theory.’
We spotted Mormon missionaries in Scotland. My fiance didn’t believe i could identify someone’s religion from a block away.

“they want to be gods.”
Yes. When they have enough followers worshiping god through them, they get their own planet to be god over. That’s what they were promised. But from faith, not evolution.

“Now let me take this opportunity to ask my friends evolutionist, if you sincerely believe in the evolutionist theory, what will you then evolve into?”
I’ve been born. I’m not evolving. You’re stupid.

“You cannot surely become a chimp , you have to be more refined than you are currently.”
No. That’s not even how evolution does NOT work.

“You might need to come to your senses and admit that evolution is a mystery religion”
I would admit to a lie that YOU made up? Perish the thought.

“which advocates that godhood is in sight,”
Except it does not.

“men can evolve into a higher being.”
‘Higher’ is subjective, not scientific. Evolution doesn’t say that.

"There you are: Evolution has joined the ranks of mystery religion and is now teaching Freemasonic philosophy and Catholism.”
There YOU are, making shit up for your own anti-science agenda and spreading lies.
But they’re easily rejected by anyone who, you know, knows ANYTHING about the actual science.

Corine J. #racist

“No race-loving White person would ever marry a negro.”
Hmm. Can’t argue that. I married black and i amd not obssessed with my nominal race, or the purity thereof.

“We should go back to the old laws.”
Thing is, the ‘we’ that vote in laws nowadays includes blacks and womenfolk. You’d need their support to go back to those old laws. I hope you’ll hold your breath for that.

Zowe Smith #wingnut #quack #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“"The whole theory for two weeks to flatten the curve comes from eugenicists,"
What? No. It came from what we knew if the communicability time of the disease. If everyone had observed the rules for two fucking weeks it wouldn’t have had anywhere to go. Or very limited opportunities for contagion.
But NOOOOOOOOOOO. Some people were told NO for the first time in their adult life and that was untolerable.
They needed their special opportunities to breathe and cough on their fellow man, and it was a Chinese disease, so REAL Americans were too, i dunno, manly? Patriotic? SPECIAL? to fear such a 3rd World problem.

John Stossel/John Tierney #wingnut #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

“Our air and water are cleaner.”
But the SCOTUS has reduced the EPA’s power to keep it that way…

“People live longer and healthier lives.”
Unless you get e coli from the less-regulated food system.

"There’s less racism and homophobia.”
Which is why Kamala’s race is such a big issue with certain voters. And why trans protesters keep referring to it as a gay fetish.

various commenters #transphobia

“The therapist will blame me for the breakdown of my marriage and try to re-educate me.”
No.
The therapist will have YOU as a patient and will just point out that you’re incredibly self-centered, viewing EVERYONE’S journey through this in terms of what YOU lost, what YOU suffered and what YOU expect. And there’s a need to work on your perspective, and divorce your SELF from other people’s sexuality, before they can help you work through your issues after the divorce.
And you’ll come back here and post, “Called it. Therapist says everything’s my fault.”

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

“Pretty soon, there will be more autism than people”
Well, yeah.
The more we know about it, the better we can diagnose it INCLUDING some people in history. So, yeah. Sorta.

Rotornabe #fundie

“They want to make the world a better place, which to them usually means progressive ,”

WHat? Wait, no. That can’t be true. The people who concentrate on and deal with a variety of people who have problems want to solve the problems? They want money spent on helping the less fortunate rather than addint another 40 rooms to one of Musk’s homes?
They want the SYSTEM to not be dickish to people in the SYSTEM and maybe want the SYSTEM to change and HELP the people it’s supposed to HELP?
That can’t be right…

dad #fundie

“Why believe in something you can't prove at all, and which actually flys in the face of the bible?”
You not accepting the evidence, or not understanding the evidence, or flat out lying and denying the evidence, is not a reason for me to reject the science.
Your bible not tallying with history is not a reason to care about the bible.

"I would have thought that science involved more than belief, in this area, however, it doesn't.”
I’m sure you believe that. But you’re wrong.

“We must consider that God really seems to have created it,”
Nope. No need at all to weigh that or any other gods myths.

“and that your so called science is religious balderdash!!!”
Oooooh. Three exclamation points! That’s hard to counter. But i feel a need to try. Here goes. Okay?
Nope.

Newt Gingrich #sexist #wingnut

Trump’s been lying about crowd sizes since 2017, and lying about votes a,d win/loss records… And you’re upset people might not be honest with their spouse?
Fuck a vasectomy scar, asshole.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“King James was no homo”
Oh, sweetie. Even YOU should know enough history to see through THAT desperate lie.

“But if you want to find some homos that helped translate the Bible, look no further than the translating committee of the New International Version (NIV).”
Oh, look. ALL the gays were on the bible version YOU dislike.
Sure, that’s convenient.

"Can you imagine... homosexuals involved with translating the Word of God?”
Yes, Davey. It is possible to imagine.

“Is it any wonder why the word "sodomite" has been completely stricken from the NIV?”
Maybe because the only people using that word these days aer KJV-Onlyist Homophoboes?

“And go figure, the NIV is by far the most popular Bible in America today amongst pastors and Christian laymen. Sad.”
So glad you took time out of your busy schedule to bring us up to date on where to find gays, Dave.

GodGunsGuts #fundie

“If the evos insist on using force to brainwash our children,”
The sad truth is that if publickity schoolmarms COULD brainwash your kids, the FIRST thing they’d do is get rid of the fucking phones.
When your kid tells you they just leave their phone at home all day, start to worry.
The second thing they’d prioritize is the on-time delivery of homework.
When your kid won’t watch TV because they have to do homework that’s not due for another week, get worried.
When they stop asking for Axe body spray, panic.
When they get upset because they have to go to school and just remembered they don’t have paper, pens, pencils, erasers, or some other basics and INSIST they be prepared, the teachers have taken over.

Evolution’s WAY way down the list.