God's hand wasn't on Trump for nothing
Trump (in Godās office, having requested a transfer from hell): āAs You probably know, I share a four-bunk room with Attila the Hun, Putin and Jefferson Davis. First off, itās awfully hot down there! And they do not allow us to air out! And it doesnāt make it better that Attila spends all night farting in bed!! Long story short, itās hell down there!!! And I thought that since itās coming up on 50 years since my second term as president was ended prematurely by that heart attack/stroke comboā¦ā¦maybe amnesty was an option??ā
God: āThat wonāt be easy, Iām afraid!ā
Trump: āOh? Why?ā
God: āIn part because your three roommates have applied for the exact same thing! Just as an FYI, Attila the Hun said itās YOU farting in bed!!ā
Trump (slaps his forehead in exasperated disbelief)
God: āSo if all of you were to get in hereā¦ā¦it would be hell HERE!!ā