Anon-e-moose

@Anon-e-moose

Matt Walsh #wingnut

Whilst somewhat dramatised in that directed by Ron Howard, Apollo 13.

Frankly, Elongated Muskrat can’t handle Reality so he would have been fucked if that happened today.

It was ingenuity of NASA scientists & engineers - as well as the bravery of those three astronauts - which ensured messrs. Lovell, Swigert & Haise returned to Earth safely.

Muskrat would have simply enjoyed the extremely expensive fireworks display.

He certainly did very recently, OP.

Ex Luna, Scientia. Ex Adversis, Triumphus.

Ex Musk, Stultitia.

…he’s also a tithead.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

The election of Donald Trump gave me a small boost that sense would finally arrive. I had, however, been demoralized by a decade of having my reality turned upside down, my language policed, my parental agency robbed, and watching an entire culture, particularly the college-indoctrinated waters that I somewhat swim in, cheer the whole thing on as if my destruction and that of my beloved daughter constituted cause for celebration. I didn't really believe change would happen. One month has changed me

As a straight man that is pro-LGBT, I remain unchanged. But something gives me a large boost: of Schadenfreude.

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That cause for celebration? Your destruction by a Leopard Eating Your Face.

So many of your family members, friends and acquaintances can now say this: Don’t Blame Me.

I Voted Democrat.

Robert Stacy McCain #transphobia

…and yet, there’s not a single image of any ‘act of terrorism’ against any of these Teslas recorded. Not one. Yet, there’s those constant software updates required: how said vehicles can be programmed to do essentially anything. And where said programming comes from.

Strange how there’s not a single instance of any related incident happening to, say… a Nissan Leaf: in more ways than one.

And how Nissan don’t have a problem with any of their Leaf owners fitting their own third party battery packs.

Tesla can immobilise anyone who tries to do the same with their vehicles.

Padraig Martin #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

A new policy of demographic replacement began in earnest throughout the United States

Meanwhile, millions from India with H1B visas entering the US: Don Old Fart agrees with Elongated Muskrat.

Don’t bother him about it.

But those leopards eating the faces of your opinions must be bothering you, eh Ratprick Fartin…?!

Dr. Ana Maria Mihalcea #wingnut #crackpot #fundie #racist #conspiracy

Meanwhile, nary 24 hours ago the head of the Club of Rome blesses so many outside a certain hospital there: including a woman with yellow flowers. He’s humble like that.

I bet you can’t even imagine being Pope Francis, ‘Doc’.

Natalia Alba #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #ufo #quack #transphobia #conspiracy

the looming apocalypse due to energy scarcity

…but don’t worry OP, there’s a solution: Argent Energy.

As proposed to the board of United Aerospace Corporation by Dr. Samuel Hayden…! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

Hey, if your Sci-Fi is ‘credible’, so is that in a certain game…!

Michael F. Douglas #conspiracy #transphobia #homophobia #quack #crackpot

Ariel (@Prolotario1) #crackpot #ufo #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

>A Tesla Gigafactory in China

So that scene in the OmniCorp facility where Murphy is rebuilt as RoboCop - which he temporarily escapes from: running past ED-209s which identify him as OmniCorp property which must not be engaged with - is a documentary? Meanwhile in the same country, another company, miHoYo, is funding research into Fusion Reactors.

Not even Elongated Muskrat is doing that.

Tech Otakus Saving The World indeed.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #quack #sexist #racist #conspiracy #mammon

RaptureNinja83 #fundie #conspiracy #elitist

You’re still here.

Even Harold Camping’s laughing at you: and he’s dead.

Conor McGregor #racist

Various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Immediately after 4th July last year, The Sun newspaper supported Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour government.

When you realise who owns The Sun - the largest newspaper in their media empire - it’s going to put a whole new perspective on things media: certainly when you perceive the owner of such.

You’ll wish you hadn’t, o OPs.

What has been learned can not be unlearned: just ask said owner of The Sun after that day last year: and why they stopped supporting the Conservative Party.

Especially after how said owner previously destroyed their own newspaper: the 168 year old News of the World.

…and how. Gee: I wonder why Faux News hasn’t existed in Britain?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #homophobia

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

He just gets it done

Blessed are the Peacemakers: for they shall be called Children of God.

Welp, the way things are going re. Ukraine no Nobel Peace Prize for you, Don Old Fart.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #dunning-kruger

As a lifelong liberal Democrat

…others wouldn’t have a problem with doing what you ‘tried’. But they would with what you’ve already succeeded in being.

Y’see OP, actual lifelong liberal Democrats hate liars such as you.

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Freud would have a field day with you, Jessie.

Jesus Group #fundie #mammon

What your J-boy did to the moneylenders in the temple.

Hypocrites aren’t good people, OP(s).

Aryan Dawn #racist

Corey J. Mahler #racist #crackpot

Well, a bunch of rightard nutters worship a man as if he were a god.

And Hitler.

Leo Hohmann #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Hubris is a harsh mistress

Nah, it’s she who Ignatius J. Reilly mentions: Fortuna.

Things aren’t going so hot for Don Old Fart & co.: gee, we wonder why…?!

Nemesis

That character created by Pat Mills & Kevin O’Neill in “2000 AD” was awesome, sure.

As he ultimately killed that which ultimately became a god - Torquemada - he would make duck a l’orange out of an orange… thing which has the brain of a duck that equally thought it had ideas above its station.

You’re just quackers, OP.

The_Real_DerekFoster #magick

@Shirogane , @Malingspann

Or Lucy in the puzzle game “Helltaker”. Which brings us to:

I met a minor demon once and needless to say, it did not go well

Was this minor demon Pandemonica, Zdrada, Malina, Judgement, Justice, Modeus or Cerberus, which you met with the angel Azazel at a McDonald’s whilst you had a bathtub & swords ready, OP…?!

Calvin Robinson #forced-birth #fundie #racist

We won't engage in cancel culture

Calvin Robinson had his licence to provide ministry to the Anglican Catholic Church revoked after the incident

Yeah. Well, the culture of Soviet Canada engages in cancelling you.

Lost_Shirt7848 #elitist #moonbat

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

@Malingspann , @Timjer

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/

Schadenfreude has never tasted sweeter.

What has happened in merely two months. The midterms in two years. A lot can happen between then and now: a lot.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, Trumptards.

One big metaphorical leopard is going to dine well on your spraytanned face, Don Old Fart.

Yours too, Elol: leopards love eating Muskrats.

Financial ones are already chewing away at Tesla’s stock market face, leaving you with a loss of yours.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1jas9r5/fafo_at_its_finest/

faelanae

my bleeding heart liberal side still has some sympathy that he's going through some hard times.

Don't worry. I'll get over it.

There, done.

That alone sums it all up.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

@TatersForever5481

You wouldn’t need to apologise for that one, as Doug Piranha would approve. Certainly an FSTDT punmeister* of yore.

The OP would pull their own head off after hearing that.

*- Ah, whither said punmeister Carbonated Margarine…!

James Rousse #magick

Hey, if what you claim is ‘fact’, then the “Slaine” comic stories in “2000 AD” are documentaries. The fact we don’t see any Fomorians today is because they all fell to Slaine mac Roth’s axe ‘Brainbiter’.

He didn’t think it too many.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

An Armchair Geopolitical Analyst #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

the Boeing 737 MAX passenger airliner

The wise King Charles III and/or Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer uses an airliner made by Airbus.

What is Trump Farce One made by, OP…?!

"Astromind" Adrian Espinoza #ufo #magick #mammon

https://adriansmysticalcodes.com/

I use a special skynet computer software

https://adriansmysticalcodes.com/contact/

If you ordered a session with Adrian in the past that was not fulfilled yet, please use this form to schedule a time for a reading, sorry everyone Adrian lost all his contacts on his older computer

The only absolute certainties in life: Death, Taxes, and HD Failures.

There is an AI that can even discern with great detail what someone’s room is like via just an image, and give an uncannily precise opinion about such. That same AI wouldn’t think very highly of that which doesn’t make backups. At least this AI can think.

Unlike you.

When British programmer Vedal has constantly updated backups of his creation Neuro-Sama, that doesn’t make me think very highly about your ‘claims’, Ade m’boy.

That AI would utterly roast you more than a T-800 would with a Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40-Watt Range: and that’s before we get to Evil Neuro: who is basically Skynet’s little sister.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

Americans are safer, too

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You sure about that, Trumptard…?!

Jeremy G #sexist #fundie

Dr. Sidney Brewer/Alexandra Bruce #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Elon Musk and Alice Smith #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

President Truman had on his desk in the Oval Office a sign: ‘The Buck Stops Here’. He not only knew but willingly accepted the fact that he had ultimate responsibility.

It’s not only Don Old Fart that has forgotten about that, Elongated Muskrat.

…oh, and on the back of that sign ’I’m From Missouri’: Truman didn’t want to forget where he came from.

You clearly have, Lone Skum.

jelliknight #transphobia

Each tweet should end with the phone number/website where people who are offended can report them

…and considering what’s been happening since 4th July last year, people call your bluff.

Be careful what you wish for, o Ovashits.

Andrew Anglin #racist #pratt #conspiracy

Eivind Berge #psycho

All we knew about Jimmy Savile in 1977. Presenting “Top of the Pops” on BBC TV and broadcasting on BBC’s Radio 1.

What we know about that… thing after 2011.

Said… thing is the reason why you’ll never have an ‘uprising’, Eiverd Bilge.

NATIONALIST TREASURE #conspiracy #wingnut

Don Old Fart associating with Jeffrey Epstein. Elongated Muskrat having ‘Kung Fu Practice’.

There’s a label for the likes of you - hypocrites - that make IMAX obsolete thus Accusations are Admissions: Rightard Paedophiles.

So why is it that so many of those closely associated with Timmy Robbingscum have been arrested for paedophilia?

Are they - and thus by association Robbingscum - leftists…?!

andresno2028 #sexist

HM Police’s Operation Ore - with help from GCHQ - continually search for and detect & arrest paedophile rings. Worse still - for the likes of you - they share relevant data with the FBI.

Try persuading them otherwise re. ‘Prohibition’ and ‘Taboo’, OP.

You never will. Good.

Marie DiMauro #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #transphobia

“X-Men” was a metaphor for the Civil Rights Movement.

Care to explain Wolverine, OP…?!

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #wingnut

When coffee became scarce in the Third Reich during WWII, they tried alternatives: including acorns.

So much for your mud that’s just as ersatz, and like that they tried: you’re nuts, Tatty.

Ruang Lovenabil #fundie #wingnut

Q was created by Ian Fleming in “Dr No” in 1958.

Oh do pay attention, OP!

throwaway-owl2343, mdzeeshanansari, #sexist

…so why aren’t younger women part of Iran’s political system, then?

Maturity: it’s a thing, OP.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Dilemma of a Star Trek Future

Indeed. And in more ways than one.

That posited by Gene Roddenberry was very much against what Don Old Fart represents.

The fact that those with telepathic abilities - thus associated with Psi Corps - via genetic manipulation in the past has nothing to do with “Star Trek” unless in a crackfic in Fanfiction.net by someone who creates a crossover with that and the Vorlons in “Babylon 5″.

Considering how that unrelated scenario introduced us to the pure Nightmare Fuel that were the organic spiderlike Shadowships, certainly with what they could do, and requiring a sapient lifeform painfully interfaced with such as it’s CPU…:

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…I’d say we’re prepared for what you think as ‘UFOs’ when humans can come up with something as awesome as the above.

…and finally, everyone in “Star Trek” is educated.

Someone in that future - even from what was known as the United States - would know it’s spelled Eastbourne.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

Decades ago, the EU ensured that together, nations are stronger. Certainly financially.

Weeks ago, your country had some semblance of economic stability. The stock markets like that. I bet Lone Muskrat did. Up to 20th January of this year.

It’s doubtful he’ll ever be worth $400 billion again: so much for being the first trillionaire. There are seven members of the Trillion Dollar Company Club: Apple’s at the top. NVidia’s sixth.

Guess which is seventh, Elol.

Then you wonder why things are going tits up: and not just Tesla, Don Old Fart.

What happened just days ago on the grounds of the White House just sums up your handling of things financially. It’s The Economy, Stupid. But one thing’s for sure since that day.

The notion of the phrase ‘Would you buy a used car from this man?’ pertaining to Richard ‘I Am Not A Crook’ Nixon can be questioned.