“Atheism is the Uncoolest Choice Ever, and I Can Prove It”
Cool is subjective. You can maybe support your claim, but you may not be able to convince anyone else.
And atheism was a realization for me, not a choice.
“7) Michelangelo and Bach (look 'em up kids!) were indisputably awesome Christian artists.”
You know Mike was gay, right?
“But hey, atheists have the kid who plays Harry Potter."
Who gives a fuck who ELSE is or isn’t atheist? Arguments for gods are still unconvincing.
“Your atheist girlfriend (should you ever get one after you move out of your stepdad's basement) will see you as a gel-haired accident in skinny jeans on a lonely rock orbiting a meaningless sun in a mistake of a universe. See the difference? It's kind of a big one.”
I’ve been married since 1987. Whether or not any gods designed us, the rock we’re on, or the cosmos, we’re there for each other. Your stereotypes don’t paint you in a very good light, even for a Christain.
"Many of your college professors agree with your atheist beliefs.”
Never attended college. More stereotypes. That’s way, way uncool.
" And if you think your professors are cool, I think they call that being a brown-noser.”
No, you fucking idiot. Brown-nosers TELL the prof that he’s cool in spite of what they REALLY think. Man, you’re too dumb to be a bigot.
“1) Atheists have less children and that probably means...well you probably know what that means since you're all about SCIENCE!”
Are you afraid to make your own POINT!? Fucking poser.
“Once again, to sum up, you'll be miserable,”
I’m quite happy.
“have a shorter life,”
Sixty-three and starting to think about maybe retiring… Maybe.
"and quite likely less sex than your religious counterparts.”
We have as much sex as she wants. Has nothing to do with whether or not God will bless our union with fruit (beside the three we’ve raised)
"And you thought atheism was cool?”
You’re what, twelve?
I think honesty is cool. I come by my atheism honestly.
“Reconsider and repent ye' fools.”
At least i don’t have to justify calling someone a fool when my favorite book says only fools call people fools.
“Jesus said he is the way, the truth, and the life. Left unsaid, is that He's totally cooler than Richard Dawkins!”
I could give a flying fuck what you think someone said that someone else said that Jesus said. maybe. Before the editing and translations and forgeries.
I’ve also never read anything by Dawkins.