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BlackPillDealer #sexist

“There's an old saying, you don't pay prostitutes for sex. You pay them to leave after.”
Is that an old saying? I’ve only ever heard Charlie Sheen say it.
Most of the prostitutes I knew in various Navy towns were very clear, money for sex.
But either way, you don’t pay them without sex, they won’t leave without the money.

“Females are shit to hang out with.”
I suppose that’s easier than learning how to respectfully converse with them as human beings.

“ They are quite boring and often have a terrible "normie" sense of humor.”
My wife is anything but boring. And her sense of humor is not normal.

" That's why they always expect men to carry the conversation, be funny etc.”
Some day you’ll meet a woman. Sharp learning curve aheaad.

“You'll end up having to separate the two. Someone to hang out with and someone to have sex with.”
I’ve never met any grown-up with that attitude.

“I've got news for you boyo, girlfriends aren't free. She will expect you to pay for a ton of shit.”
And you think preemptively deciding she wouldn’t be worth it is being smart?
Better die before your parents do if you want people to attend your funeral.

wammer jammer #fundie

“Why is it that science gets away on ideas and theory with out any real proof”
Cold Fusion? Archaoraptor? Without evidence it gets packed up your ass.

“but they want proof of God?”
If you want god taken seriously, or the bible story taken as history, you need evidence for it.

“Arcealogys dug up a seal of the prince that put the prophet Jeremiah down the well.”
Proving that a story character lived is a far cry from proving the Biblical account is historical.

“Ancient Greek wrote about the beheading of John the Baptist.”
And Babylon had a story of a global flood. Stories plagiarized in the Bible is not evidence they’re historical.

“There have been so many things that prove the Bible is historically accurate.”
No, not really. Bible cities may prove that the setting of the story is accurate. Doesn’t validate any stories about waht happened in them, though.

“What more do you need?”
It’s your myth. What do you have?

“Would you believe if you saw a miracle?”
I don’t know. Have you seen any that’re valid?

FallenPrime #crackpot

“In the end, is this accurate?”
I see a lot of bestiality in that list. Fucking, or wanting to fuck, a species that’s not your own. judging the relative attractiveness of differing species of not-men.

Is there something you’d like to admit to?
or is it just part and parcel of incels thinking of women as a different species, as well as chads?

_gonzalez #fundie

silkworm #fundie

“Sky is not resting on pillars, right? So who is keeping this sky afloat on on heads in the middle of nowhere. What is the cause of "sky" hanging without any support?”
it’s an optical illusion. There’s no ‘THING’ there that’ll fall. Light in the atmosphere appears blue.
Same answer for why the arch of the rainbow floats overhead. Optics. And atmosphere.

David Chase Taylor #conspiracy

“ It is imperative to note that modern compass does not account for the directions of "up" and "down", two vital directions when navigating the Earth’s disc-like shape.”
Um… If you’re walking across the Earth, just how often do you need a mechanical aid to determine UP from DOWN?

Airplanes do. That’s why a navigational gyroscope always ties one gimbal to ‘down.’ So if the plane is spinning in the dark, you can see if ‘down’ is above your head.
But just standing, even on a steep slope, you’re usually able to point to ‘down’ without a compass.

Bgatlake #fundie

"But they can denigrate”
It’s a natural human function. How in the fuck is it denigrating anything to show it?
Oh, wait, you must think Mary was white.
Showing a black woman’s boobs is anthropoloty, white’s boobs, that’s porn.
What a wanker.

“and and make nasty”
Nasty? Did you get a hard-on seeing it?

“and unclean”
that’s the benefit of breast feeding. You don’t have to boil anything.

“and gross anything they want.”
If you don’t like getting a hardon from stuff, take saltpeter.

"My GOD, soddom and gomorha exemplified!”
Good Lord, what an asshole.

Kevin MacDonald #racist

“What was so amazing was how explicit it was, not only in its depiction of bubbly, good-looking, happy, athletic, blond, intolerant WASPs,”
There’s room for almost all of that in the Addams family. Except intolerant. The Addams find beauty in almost everything. The blonde, bubbly, attractive nanny fit right in. And when she turned out to be homicidal, they were willing to accept her.
If you visit the Addams house and come out of it dyed green, it wasn’t malicious. They either thought you wanted to be green, or you poked around where you shouldn’t have.
In the movie, the family you refer to, and the directors of the camp, treated their specific culture as the only possible one. They punished anyone unlike themselves.
THIS is the antithesis of the Addams.

"but in its stereotypical depiction of the Jewish child with a yarmulke as a leader of a coalition of non-Whites and Whites who were portrayed as rejected by the mainstream culture and therefore morally entitled to inflict extreme violence on the blond people.”
You thought that kid was the leader? He was just trying desperately to get Wednesday’s attention. Wednesday was teh ringleader. And from the Addams Family point of view, she was justified.

“But the amazing thing is that I saw the movie in the first weekend it was out in Orange County (CA), at that time almost all White.”
You mean the audience?

“I can still recall looking down my row during the most violent scenes and seeing all those White faces roaring in laughter.”
Humor always requires a victim. The Whitefaced Clown is the stick-up-their-ass, the judge, the accountant, the bank manager. The one with a face just begging for a pie.
The movie did establish that those pompous, intolerant jackasses who could not fathom not wanting to be like them were the Whitefaced clowns. Everyone enjoyed seeing them get their pies. Everyone except people that can ONLY relate to the Clown.

"They loved seeing White people being roasted on a spit by assorted non-Whites led by a Jewish child.”
They enjoyed seeing a pompous bully being roasted.
It was not an indictment of whites in general. Just fuckwits, whatever their skin color.

"The message so obviously in the minds of those who made the movie was completely lost on them.”
I think most of that interpretation is entirely grown inside your mind, bubbles.

Martinez #fundie

“the thing is sunsets shouldn't be beutiful if evolutionsts are right,”
And why is that?

“they should be a thing of horror and fear!”
Never seen a vampire movie, have you?

“they should sybolise, minumin safe time to reach safe dwelling before the preditors come out!”
Ah. Your parents keep you from seeing vampire movies. Or ‘Naked and Afraid.’ Or any movie about runaway kids.

Jason #transphobia #pratt

“Biology Is Not Bigotry”
Well, you’re mis-stating biology to pretend your bigotry is science-based, so, yes it is.

Magus55 #fundie

“being hit twice, on the same set, and 2 different times relatively close to each other is beyond astronomical.”
Show the math, please?
I’ve seen lightning strike the water tower across the street from where i grew up dozens of times. If conditions are right, lightning happens. If it happens once, why in the name of Thor’s left nut would it be less likely in the same conditions the next day?

“I know atheists love to dismiss astronomically rare events as mere coincidences,”
Well, so often the bleevers cannot back up the claim that it’s an astronomical chance.
Or you’re overimpressed by large numbers.

"but being struck by lightning while playing the most controversial character,”
Wouldn’t that be Judas, though? Betraying Jesus was critical his purpose. SO was it even betrayal?

“in the most controversial movie ever made,”
Biggest protest I ever encountered at a theater was the Last Temptation Of Christ.
And lightning never struck that set.

"and walking away with barely a scratch both times is beyond coincidence.”
Lightning doesn’t scratch. It burns. I wouldn’t expect scratches, either.

Mike McK #fundie

“And yet, whenever I ask an atheist to show some evidence of science contradicting the Bible, they can't do it.”
Galileo. What was he locked up for, if not stating that science contradicted the Church’s bible-based position?

“Actually, I take that back. The Bible has contradicted science in the past.”
Straked sticks make goats have straked babies. If they see the sticks while baby-making.

“When the commonly held science of the day said that the Earth is flat, the Bible said it is a sphere.”
No, it never once says ‘sphere.’ Bible Earth is always, always, always described as flat. Sometimes square, sometimes a circle, always flat.

“When the commonly held science of the day said that the Sun revolves around the Earth, the Bible said that the Earth revolves around the Sun.”
The sun, in the bible, is INSIDE the sky. And gets the night off. Has a little chamber it sleeps in then rushes to the spot for sunrise in the morning.

“As strange as it may be to believe, as recently as the late 19th century, science held that there could not be more than a hundred or so stars in the sky, but the Bible said that there are so many stars that man cannot count them all.”
You’re just making shit up, huh? Did the bible ever suggest that the lights in the sky are galaxies, not individual stars?

“So, I guess, in a sense, the Bible does contradict science.”
So smug for being so very, very, demonstrably wrong.

Blackrook #fundie

“You can't assume based on lack of evidence that something is true, that it is untrue.”
But if something does not exist, the complete and total lack of evidence for it is what we would expect to find, right?

“For example, it has never been proven that 1 = 1.”
Oh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize you’re a babbling idiot.
If i have 1 rock in my hand, no matter how many times i count the rocks in my hand, it doesn’t come up 2, or 18, or 43,450,088. It’s always one. Science doesn’t do proof, but that IS scientific evidence that 1=1. Math does proofs. Math can prove 1=1. Of course, math can also show that 11+2=1, if you’re talking about the face of a clock.
And George Washington’s horse had an infinite number of legs. Two hind legs in back and two forelegs in front. 2+4 is six, which is an even number but an odd number of legs for a horse. And the only numbers that are both even and odd are Zero and Infinity. We know it had legs, so it’s not zero. Therefore it had an infinite number of legses.

“Mathematicians start with that as an assumption because without it, all other mathematics is impossible.”
No. 1 equals 1.
You MIGHT be thinking that if A=1, and B=1, then A=B. That’s an axiom.

“But it has never been proven that 1 = 1.”
Actually, You might want to look up the very fucking definition of ‘equals.’

TruthLover #fundie

“Perhaps one of the things that scares atheists the most is that to them, if we are right, everything they think they know is wrong. That must be quite a burden to deal with.”
I do not hate to inform you that I am not scared of the possibility that you’re right. It seems very unlikely.
I tend to think relativity is right because they use relativity to make the GPS accurate. Without it, it doesn’t work.
I think the heliocentric model is correct because the weapons i aimed needed to take Earth’s rotation into account or they didn’t work.

I do not see that kind of consistency in theism. Two different religions use the same evidence to prove different gods.
Or the same god but with different dogmatic details. Have to think if there was ONE god, at least all the various sects, schisms, denominations, and loose associations of that god would at LEAST agree.
And even if a split was driven by politics, I’d expect a god to at least send an angel or demon to stand at the doors telling new recruited believers, ‘No. Not here. This is the wrong ‘un.’ There should be feedback.
And the arguments of the faithful are ALL OVER THE MAP. A lot of it appears to be made-up-on-the-spot.

erikloza #fundie

“The idea of people and trees being related is stupid because there is no scientific, empirical evidence that supports it.”
Actually, when you get to biology, the textbooks will give you this fact AND describe the evidence that led people to this conclusion.

"Are there fossils that bear aspects of human beings and non-living things, like rocks and trees?
Trees breathe. Admittedly, the authors of The Bible didn’t think they were alive because there’s no nostrils. But they don’t think insects or fish are alive for the same reason.
But as an aside, yes. All fossils bear qualities of rocks in their make-up.

"It's bad enough to say that humans evolved from other living creatures, but to say that living creatures and inanimate objects evolved from the same unicellular organism....? True evidence, please?”
WHy bother? You don’t know shit about what you’re talking about.

Craig Temann #sexist

“And then, let’s say, you become pregnant (maybe it’s his, maybe it’s not). Wouldn’t he be at risk of being on the hook to raise a child that is not his own?”
Oh, grow the fuck up.
You fuck a girl and she gets pregnant. REAL men work with her to find out what she wants, what needs to happen. To support her choice.
Childish idiots start asking ‘Is it mine?’
It’s not yours, yet, until he or she pees on you. THEN you’re the dad. If you aren’t going to wear that as a badge of honor, then don’t fuck any woman.

<GLORY 2 GOD> #fundie

“Do u kno wat "satan" means?”
Well, there’s a religion that worshiped a god of that name a long time ago. And the founders of the Bible threw a lot of the names of other people’s gods into the bible as bad guys.

“Do u have intellegance?”
I tend to think so.

“Do u kno who jesus is?”
A jewish political activist who also tried to reform religion.

“Do u kno who the 1 true God is?”
The invisible pink unicorn, bless her holy tint.

“Do u kno wha this 1 true God does?”
Poops on non-virgins.

“This God has shed blood 4 u.”
Yes, she has. She never misses.

“This God calls u his own. Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u.”
Okay. As long as i don’t start listening to gospel music.

"U are just a stepping stone to satan....and yes i want u to send me a reply letter.”
Too complicated already.

“I'm justing trying to help u out, because its wat the true would do."

Jacob1983 #fundie

“Well scientists can tell me that I am monkey until they are blue in the face but I will not believe them.”
No one says that, dipshit.
You don’t know evolution well enough to dismiss it in any meaningful way.
This is like saying you won’t observe the Constitution because it says Christains aren’t citizens.

“ Sorry but I'm just not buying it.”
Feel free to point out any flaws in the methodology they used.

“You can throw all the stats and so-called proof at me.”
We don’t call it proof. Science does ‘evidence,’ not proof. You get dumber by the line item.

“My God and I believe 2 billion other people's God believe that God created humans in His own image.”
And how does that offer an argument against evolution? Is evolution too complex for God to have used it for some ungraspable reason?

"God ain't no monkey.”
Well, if we’re in His image, he’s a primate.

“ For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive.”
For you to continue to misunderstand the science this badly AND spread misinformation is even dumber AND dishonest.

Ian Taylor #fundie

“Answer: The answer to both questions is the same, presuming no extinctions during the first 1,500 years of world history. We don't even know how many "kinds" or "species" are alive today!”
But… I’m OFTEN told that the answer to every question is in the Bible.

“Please bear in mind that "kinds" and "species" are not necessarily the same.”
Oh, they’re clearly not.

“"Kind" is a biblical term”
Yeah, like measurements in scifi. WRiters COULD use meters or feet, but they invent nebulous terms so they don’t have to calculate every single dimension. They’ll get letters. “Hey, in chapter 2 you use ‘Kelf’ to indicate what seems like meters, but in chapter 6 it’s clearly more like a fathom.”

“while "species" is a human designation. Each word has its own, different, and imprecise meanings.”
This is an untruth. The meaning of the word is clear. The problem comes when reality doesn’t quite match the expectations of scientists, like Ring Species.
So. Are you lying or just passing on gossip?

“In general, "kind" is often a bit broader than "species."
Yes. God has said, “four-legged creepy insects: the locust and his kind, bald locust and his kind, beetles, grasshoppers.”
Beetles covers a shitload of species. And what the hell is ‘the kind’ of locusts?

“Morris and Whitcomb, in their book The Genesis Flood, estimate that there was enough room on the Ark for 35,000 sheep-size animals.”
The dimensions of the Ark are in cubits. Using the LARGEST definition of a cubit, that gives us about 18 high-school basketball courts of deck space. Can we get 18 Christain schools to donate their basketball courts for a year experiment? Each school keeps 1945 sheep in one basketball court for a year? Including a year’s worth of food? Now is the time to do it. Every other president, the SPCA would have shut this effort the fuck down.
So, six people at each school can only enter the court for 1 hour a day to feed, clean, maintain the cages, bucket the shit over the side, and pump the pee. Anything that takes more than an hour has to come out of the other crews’ hour.

THis is ridiculous and cruelty to animals. Admittedly, not a great concern for an even t of mass-murder used to decorate nurseries, but don’t just glad-hand the problems.

Sir. ChatsAlot #fundie

“i told him, rather loudly, that it is ATHEISTS who are the killers”
No, dumbass. Nothing above tells us to kill nobody in the name of atheism.

“hitler who” was Christain. Read Mein Kampf. Also, his troops had belt buckles saying ‘Gott Mitt Uns”

"the KKK who”
Are or at least consider themselves Christains.

“the communists”
Stalin pushed atheism to keep from having to share power. His slaughter was to keep or expand his power, not to promote atheism.

anon1822 #sexist

“Can life with a woman ever be "comfy"?”
Depends on if you mean an incel coerced sex slave or a reality woman?

“Tbh at this point if I magically got a girlfriend it would be very stressful.”
Wait’ll you get her pregnant.

“Our lives as incels might not be great, but at least we have a lot of time to ourselves.”
I have as much time to myself as I want. I mean, why WOULD i marry someone if i didn’t want to hang out with them?

“ After work, we're free to relax and do whatever we want.”
Okay, see, I want to touch as much of my wife as she’s prepared to tolerate. SOMETIMES she even invites me to come over and touch her. I can say without fear of contradiction that this is something I want.

“Personally, I love this comfort. Even though I've basically been rotting for more than a decade, it's still very nice to not have to do various things.”
What do you think couples HAVE to do?

“For example, even going shopping or getting a haircut is a huge inconvenience for me, it's an "event" that drains my energy.”
Yeah, I didn’t do a lot of ‘shopping’ the first time I lived off base after enlisting. I do all the shopping now, and it’s energizing. I see something on a shelf and think, “Oh! She’s gonna like that!”

"But if you had a girlfriend/wife? Every single day would be filled with several energy-draining events, and that's after a day of wage slaving to boot.”
You CAN express your feelings. Say, “I’m too tired.” or “I don’t want to right now” or “back off witch-woman! The cinemax is far to inconvenient for my tastes!”

"Chores,”
Dude, chores persist with or without a partner.

“taking her out so she doesn't get bored,”
SOmetimes we just calculate the amount of leftovers in the fridge and call it a night for feral marauding for flesh (or pasta, sometimes).

"various other obligations etc...”
The best definition i’ve ever heard for ‘love’ is ‘wanting the best for other people.’ If you can love someone and be loved, it’s not an obligation. She’ll adjust to your needs, and you’ll adjust to hers.

“ If you have social anxiety and other mental disorders it all becomes even harder.”
But think of having someone else to answer the door…

I am SAVED #fundie

“i am tired of atheists thinking they know sh*t when in fact they don't.”
Uh huh. Do you understand that evolutionary theory does NOT cover the Big Bang?

“science is made up by the devil and will always be.”
He said on the internet… Do you have ANY idea how much science is involved in computers, the internet, the satellites this is beamed across, or how your GPS works?

“the devil put the dinosaur bones there to fool you all as a way to test your strength in God!”
Okay, I failed strength in God. But you haven’t shown how you KNOW the ‘bones’ are the Devil’s?

“and so far you all are failing miserably!”
I’m an atheist. This isn’t even an insult.

“I am glad i am saved because guess what i know where im going when i die..”
You’re not the one to make that decision, though, are you? Just a little proud by saying so? Wonder if that’s enough to disqualify you…?

"im going to heaven to live forever while all you atheists get to burn in hell!”
When i believed, this thought did not make me proud. It made me sad. Other believers looking so forward to watching meaningless torture is part of what turned me off of my first church, and eventually God entirely.

“remember the bible will always be 100% true and science false.”
Last time i looked, Tyre had not been completely destroyed, never to be built again.

“Another thing is there are no contradictions in the bible not one”
Moses wrote the first five books, correct?
Have you noticed that the fifth of those books is a description of his Funeral?

"its all a matter of perception and trying to take things out of context which makes it seem like there are when in fact there isnt!”
SO you can answer every apparent contradiction? I’ve seen people make that claim before, and half of them use ‘resolutions’ like ‘No one really cares about this.

“ so now try to disprove christianity”
The reason I’m an atheist is because no one’s been able to convince me that Hell makes any sense at all.
Can you make Hell NOT look like a meaningless revenge fantasy?

Riddick #fundie

The Social Contract.
We evolved as a social species with morals to allow us to group together. We depend on each other.
This is why no matter how big the threat is that drives us to war, no matter how horrible the other side’s people are, we still need to condition soldiers, sailors, Marines to dehumanize the enemy, else they are unable to take human lives.

If the ONLY reason you pretend there are morals and that you have them is the idea of a post-mortem reward and punishment system, then you’re a sociopath on a leash.

afrovegan #sexist #quack

“Ever see a couple that’s been together for a while and they look the same ?”
Frankly, no.

“They could be different races but still have a strong resemblance like family ?”
There is a human tendency to seek mates that resemble the tribe you grew up with. They MAY have the resemblance at the start of the wedding.

“Here’s why . During sex when a man ejaculates . His sperm or DNA is uploaded . And a female downloads it in the form of love .”
Wait, if he’s uploading it, she’s uploading it at the same time. If he’s downloading it, so is she. Not sure how you’d decide which of the two is the main being and which is the peripheral.

stabbyappleton #fundie

“theres stil room for some violence. war movies can be enjoyed becasue they still teach the values of fighting for your country, etc..”
You’ve got to see M*A*S*H.
And Hunt For Red October.
All Quiet On The Western Front.

I think you would just wipe your ass with the first amendment and make only White Christain Propaganda, personally.
Insert many barf emoticons.

Hal #fundie

“I remember many years ago when I first went to university, our biology professor told us Darwin's finches as PROOF of molecules to man evolution.”
Proof? I think you misrecall. Finches are not in the line between fish and humans. So, no he fucking didn’t.
Evidence towards, maybe?
Or better yet, an example of evolution.

Good thing you didn’t speak up, you’d have looked like a drooling idiot.

afterthe_fapocalypse #sexist

“Wives: look for an employee not a partner”
Nah. I have a partner and it’s been great for almost 40 years.

“Hypergamy means I have to manage her.”
HAHAHA! If i tried to ‘manage’ my wife, she’d kick my ass out.
And the idiot OP would blame it on hypergamy…

" In some ways we are complimentary, but never equal.”
Yes, I’m sure you tell her that she has nice tits whenever you see them. or did you mean complementary?

“And as the relationship manager then, my role is not to look for a partnership but to hire an employee.”
This increasingly hypothetical spouse, do you demand her resume before dating?

“Finally, things like pre-nups and that sort of thing are contracts signed upon hire, not something I sneak in. I'm up front about it.”
Um… Prenups don’t WORK if they’re not signed before the contract is finalized. And no one ‘sneaks’ it in, that’s just asking for a lawsuit. This doesn’t make you a noble example of sexist misogyny.

“Advantages of this mentality:”
LOTS of time for LEGOs and puzzles.
No one to bitch about your porn habits.
No arguments about whose house to visit for Thanksgiving.
You get the whole bed.

It is just ADORABLE that you think you can adopt a mindset where only your opinion matters. And yet she still has to argee to marry you.

Darwin is DEAD #fundie

“Darwinism has heard its death knell.”
Okay. A religion is doomed.
The science behind evolutionary theory, however, remains robust.

“Only bigoted twits, blinded by anti-Theistic prejudice, could swallow such simplistic anti-intellectual twaddle, but yet believe it explains the origins of life.”
You’re describing creationists. I mean, literally.

Evolutionary theory does not explain the origin of life. The only thing to make the sentence more accurate (about creationists) would to change it to ‘yet believe it attempts to explain….’
Y’all also think it incorporates the Big Bang, and, for some reason, communism.

DeathBeforeNormie #fundie

Brazierlord #sexist

“I hate watching porn”
I hate BDSM porn. So I don’t watch it.

“But I have to. It's so degenerate.”
Are you typing one-handed?

“I am being forced into cuckoldry by watching other men have sex with women.”
No, you’re not.
cuckoldry is when a woman you are in a relationship with is fucking some other guy. This is not the case with porn.

"My mind is being warped by the sickening things that they do.”
How many times do you rewind to see the sickening again?

“By the disingenuous sounds that they make.”
Meh. What makes you think they’re disingenuous? The long list of partners you’ve had and THEIR sounds?

“I have to poison my mind just so I can concentrate on something other than women and focus on what I need to do.”
Close your eyes and think of England?

“It's so tragic, that I should have to destroy my innocence and humiliate myself simply because society rejects me.”
You’re an incel. What innocence are you talking about?
And you’re completely alone? How could you be humiliated?

Disciple 3 #fundie

OscarTheOnion #fundie

“Two gay lovers are visited by an angel in their bedroom one night and have a change of heart. They both begin to read the bible and each episode centers around a bible lesson where they learn something new, repent of their sins, and make changes in their lives.”
Why would there be a second episode?
Twenty minutes in, we all know where this propaganda piece is going. And corporate America doesn’t spend money JUST to piss off libs. Even fox wouldn’t throw that much money down the toilet for this trash.

But the parodies would be cool Angel appears to two gay men. The hot, hot angel. Next scene, he appears to his Boss in Heaven, dressed as those musculear leather-daddies in the early anti-gay Chick Tracts.
“Yeah, I told them. They made, un, a counter-argument.”

Supersport #fundie

“earth to Mark....science very rarely admits its wrong....about anything.”
Look up Cold Fusion some time.

“Scientists don't like showing up their comrads.....it's a little game they play: "I won't step on your toes if you don't step on mine."”
Look up Cold Fusion some time.

“And your little challenge, the way it is worded, is virtually impossible to beat because the way science generally dates rocks is by the fossils they find in them.”
Index fossils provide a starting point for the real dating. Not the final entry.

“Therefore, there is almost no way to prove circular reasoning because re-dating a fossil has nothing to do with the dating of the rock -- it's all about assumptions made on the date of the fossil.”
Well, you’re partially right. You can’t disprove the official dating if you have no fucking idea how the date was determined.

"I'm sure fossils are redated all the time -- but it's not because the rock changed or that they misdated the rock because of the rock it was in ------ they just simply re-date the fossil whenever they want, plain and simple.”
So, what, everyone’s lying unless you agree with them.

Vintorez #fundie

responsible #fundie

Praxistor #ufo #magick

“Even psychokinesis (mind-over-matter) has been studied using random number generators, with statistical results that are hard to dismiss.”
Yeah, I had a set of dice that never let me down in melee, too.
The Twins were shit for attack but delivered some amazing damage after the hit.
but that doesn’t sound as pompously academic.

Match25 #fundie

“It terrifies be to think that the bond of marriage will become so watered down that one day a person could marry a machine, children or an animal”
They made THIS ARGUMENT when SCOTUS considered the question of interracial marriages. But that decision did not make the gay rights decision any less controversial, did it?
The domino argument, or the slippery slope, is a stupid one.

happiest christain!!! #fundie

“Athiest, if you really really believe we don't have free will then who do u think makes ur decisions for you?”
If a hypnotist tells you to bark like a seal when he rings a bell, and you do that, the audience knows it’s the Hypnotist that made that decision.
You won’t.
YOU will, if asked, go to great lengths to explain the rational rationale behind your positive choice t o bark like a seal.
You will be convinced it was your decision and free will. It isn’t.
I think it’s quite likely that what we consider the decision making process is actually just theintellect trying to come up with a justification for a decision that’s already been made way deep in the subconsious. I think maybe all our decisions work that way.

Baptistgal #fundie

“If the [ectopic] pregnancy is endangering the life of the mother than don't you think God can work a miracle if given the chance?”
He’s had the chance. He knew it was a deadly threat before her appointment with the OBGYN. He could have moved it before anyone told her the situation was dire. He could appear directly to her and tell her it was going to be okay. If she makes it to the clinic without an angel or better, then God’s not going to fix this. WHY would anyone give silence a chance?

"Since when is it ok for us decide that "my" life is more important than another's life?”
Self defense, wars, please don the air mask before trying to help any other passenger, You don’t HAVE to be an organ donor if you think it’ll complicate your resurrection on Judgment Day, you don’t have to donate blood if you’re afraid it’ll be used to save a black person’s life, or a muslim’s, I don’t want my tax dollars to go to feeing welfare queens… etc.
But none of these apply. The baby will NOT survive the pregnancy. The woman can be the only survivor or die. There’s no ‘die for my baby’ option.

Old Man #fundie

My wife and I have an agreement.
I’m allowed to look. Porn, magazines, HBO, strip clubs…
If i touch, then i have to burn off anything i touch WITH, before i come home.

If not, she divorces me. Which would be like an execution. Just more paperwork.

I gotta think Old Man has used the phrase ‘Divorce rape’ more than a few times. Wants to have the morally impregnable position to cut her off completely.

Lori D'Augostine #fundie

“I personally plan on dressing my children up in Biblical and God-honoring characters that will draw people to ask questions.”
Man, i open the door and see obvious bibllical costumes, I’m not asking ANY questions, unless it’s ‘Do you know which bible character had boyfriends who were hung like mules?’

tofor #fundie

Charles Hubbard #fundie

"Join all the Christians against Nike as we show the world we will not wear anything honoring the pagan goddess Nike for victory.”
You have a doctor? Do you know who he/she swore by on their Hippocratic Oath?
Ever have a Christmas Tree? That honors the World Tree connecting Earth to Valhalla and all the other realms?
What month were you born? is your calendar just September…October…November…December?
Do you think Sunday honors Jesus as the Son of God? What about Moonday?
Ever cook with Kosher salt? Or did you hunt down Christain Salt?

How dedicated ARE you to this concept, or do you pagan accidentally all over the place?

Jonathan #fundie

“The fossil record is actually very strong evidence in favor of creation and against evolution.”
Nope. Rather, people who believe in creation can justify the evidence in light of their ideology, as long as they aren’t forced to deal with ALLL the evidence.
For example, floods do not ‘sort.’ There would not be strata from a Flood, just one jumble of sedimentary rock, volcanic materials, fossils of everything that was alive at the time, and any remaining artifacts.
Layers of lighter material found BENEATH denser materials do not indicate a single event.

"Many fossils are the result of creatures that perished suddenly in Noah's Flood, for example.”
Then explain why ALL the evidence for a given species is in ONE strata. All the fossils of suddenly dead animals, or savenged remains, their youths, their nests, their footprints, and hatched egg shells?

Christian Life Advisor #fundie

“If a Christian man is kissing his date and it gives him an erection (often just the possibility of a kiss can do this), is God or his date being honored?”

Kinda wordy, isn’t it? Jump to the chase.

If a Christian man’s date draws an erection, is God or his date being honored?
I’d have to say both.
This woman is hot. And, THANK GOD FOR WOMEN.

Polemos #fundie

What in the fuck is a sub-hologram?
There’s a hologram. it’s a projection of a plate with all the information of the hologram contained on it.
Say there’s a hologram of a room.
Cut the holographic plate in half. You don’t get half of the room. You get the entire room, but it’s blurry. You’ve removed half of the information used to project the room.
Cut THAT in half and you get the full room, but even blurrier. And blurrier with every reduction of information that’s projecting the hologram.
If the God hologram has our information on it, we’re part of that hologram. But not just a single spot you can isolate. There would be part of us all over the plate.

And we can’t alienate from god if we’re both part of the same hologram. Every pixel (for lack of a better word) of the hologram has us and god contained in it, both from every possible angle.
Never mind what you were smoking before this, do you have a safe place to spend the night?

Jennifer Bond Baker #transphobia

“My child IS an adult, has been lost to us for five years,”
I have yet to see anyone on PITT who isn’t the cause of the alienation.

“It is like a death to us, his family, who are cut off from him for believing he is actually a man.”
I wonder if that’s the problem?
YOU can chose to believe it’s possible to be in the wrong body or insist on PENIS UBER ALLES, therefore you see it as a choice for everyone.

“This is a tremendous harm to himself, his family, and to our society.”
As if your choice to reject everything she knows to be true isn’t also harming her.

"He is among those in women’s only spaces, for example.”
So is Ghislaine Maxwell, and SHE’S Het.

"No doctor should be altering a body through meds or surgeries because of a dysfunction in the mind. Period.”
You know, if you’re a doctor of sexual medicine and you disagree with her treatment, it’s a disagreement. If you’re boneheaded and ignorant, it’s just you flapping your jaw. Like a short-ordered cook who doesn’t wipe his ass because germs don’t exist, or the prostitute who doesn’t agree with the infectious disease experts who encourage condoms.

Up until 1940 or so, the only treatment was to brainwash the brain into accepting the body. From there, it’s been more effective to alter the body to match the brain. The regret rate of transition is less than 1%. Knee sugery has a regret rate of 30%. And no one cautions the pre-surgery patient with ’Aren’t you afraid the changes will be permanent?’

"We parents of adult trans children want our nightmare to end and it only ends when society stops being “respectful” of adults choosing this, and calling it what it is: mental illness, among many other things.”
Don’t lay YOUR nightmare on OUR shoulders, bitch.
It’s only a nightmare because of where you’re standing and that’s entirely your choice. You choose to remain ignorant of the actual condition and its treatments.

Unknown #fundie

“Do you know that if you make an endeavor to find out when and by whom atheism was authored you will not be able to find such information from any source?”
yeah, same goes for the Hammer. NO one knows who intented it. and the drinking cup. Big whoop.

“Not even the most “educated” atheists - particularly those associated with the most elite universities throughout the world can truthfully inform you when and by whom atheism originated.”
Anyone know who was the first to drink cow milk?

“They can enlighten you as to who were its main perpetuators in different cultures; but they cannot identify its founder and when it actually originated.”
Yes, yes. And we would expect to know the first atheist….why?

“The absence of a known author and time of origin of such a highly embraced philosophy is a strange phenomenon.”
Name the first homosexual, then.
First man to use a shovel. First woman.
First to wear leather.

“But this phenomenon is highly indicative.”
it’s not even rare…

“It suggests that atheism is not of earthly origin”
Hardly. Just that it’s older than twitter.

“that it had its birth in another sphere before this state of time. Atheism is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons.”
How did i know you were going to demonize this?

“Its originator is none other than the old serpent himself, namely, satan.”
You JUST said no one can figure out where it came from and now tell us, with no evidence, where it came from.
Pics or it didn’t happen.

“This accounts for the absence of information in any literature embraced by atheists that identify both a human author and earthly time of origin for atheism.”
This accounts for your superstition, which atheism denies anyway. This is bullshit.

Sara Reda Vinci #fundie

“Dungeon and Dragons kill a baby, well it was actually the parents who killed the baby however they forgot about the baby because they were so busy playing D&D.”
You ever HAVE a baby?
They’re kinda hard to forget about. Once their thumbs master the phone it’s NOTHING but texts: I’m hungry, I’m wet, I’m poopy, I’m bored….
You can’t SLEEP through this shit, much less concentrate on making your saves.

"The baby starved to death, yes, tears still overtake me at the that thought.”
Then you’re dumber than a Samoyed. And they’re fucking stupid.
We were in Virginia Beach when a babysitter noticed there were bedrooms for four kids but she only could find three. The other was inside a big tool box that had been thrown in the creek out back. That brings tears to MY eyes, but this fanfic of D&D doesn’t.

"The baby died of starvation, think of that, think of the languish cries of the baby, of the hunger pangs, and discomfort that this child,”
That’s why you CANNOT FORGET about babies.

" God's creation had to suffer.”
God? The guy that flooded the entire world? Drowned every man, woman, child, infant, fetus, and blastocyst? You think he minds their SUFFERING?

“Now I would like anyone to tell me that this is not devilish, who or what would make a mother forget to take care of her baby. How engrossed could they have been in their
fabled world that they not hear a child's scream of hunger.”
It didn’t happen.

“How could they be so beguiled by a game that a human life is sacrificed.”
Pick one. Sacrifice is intentional. Forgetting is the opposite of intentional.

“I did say sacrificed, the child was the Sacrificial Lamb of D&D.”
Nope. Still need to pick a lane.

“The crazed parents in my view had sold their souls to the devil. A reporter said that they had food in the home and that they had taken the time to nourish themselves.”
Citation or you’re a lying shit.

“The baby starved. Evil won over Good, the devil won and God instead gives us free will to choose right from wrong.”
And here you’re lying…. That’s wrong.

“ That opted for all the pleasure , self indulgence and narcissism that the Devil showers on all who follow him. Dungeons and Dragons is an open door to the Lair of Satan himself one innocent baby can attest to that.”
No, if the story is true the baby died and Can NOT attest to that.
but where were the other people during this game?
You don’t D&D in a one-on-one.
there should have been other people saying, ‘You wanna do something about the carpet creeper?’
But it’s not real, so it’s just obviously not real.

A2J #fundie

"Otherwise I'd like to be out in the field where I work and see Jesus coming in the clouds.”
Maybe the Rupture will occur like Santa Claus’ trip? One time-zone at a time? Trumpets, time to park the car, get outside, find your partner (or ditch them, no judgment), hit ‘send’ on that last email, then see bodies in the nearest cemetery rising up into the sky… Then turn and see the next wave to the West… While you’re there clutching your bumpersticker.
I still don’t think very many people are going to qualify. Certainly not anyone that listened to Trump’s promises and still voted for him.

“I'd like to not be driving my car because I don't want to cause anyone to be hurt.”
Always gets me. These people tend to be looking FORWARD to looking down into Hell and seeing all the sinners boiling in the burning water. BUT they don’t want their car to hit anyone up here…. Pick a lane.