Yeah, I think Ham was gay.
I do not get the problem with seeing one’s father, naked, but i certainly understand Noah’s reaction when he woke up.
If Ham was gay, Noah at least suspected that, and wigged right the fuck out at the thought that some gay homo saw his wingding. Sailors are SUCH homophobes. For all that they spend so much time teasing everyone that they’re gay, you’re gay, I’m gay, when you point out that 10% of the species is gay, and he’s been in the gym shower with 40% of the crew, they either shrug or WIG RIGHT OUT.
My first crew, two sonarmen got out and sent us all wedding invitation within a month of separation.
Anyway, if Noah thought Ham was gay, he’d have been VERY upset to note that Ham had more sons than Noah did. A big indicator of manliness, sons. That’s why he cursed Canaan.
Or as the bible says, placed the curse of Ham upon Canaan.
Because Noah’s sphincter was up somewhere around his pancreas ever since the drunk-off-his-ass incident.