“The female orgasm is the most useless thing on the face of this earth - there is no reason for it to even exist.”
But without it, she would never let me touch her. I mean, we have three kids, one vasectomy, one hysterectomy, and diabetes has made me impotent. WIthout the possibility of giving her an orgasm, she has hardly any reason to agree to sex.
I mean, sure, YOU’RE useless, but that’s a separate issue.
“Female orgasm is an evolutionary quirk and is just as useless as
* male nipples”
I see you’ve never had anyone lick yours.
“* The appendix”
Many creationists will insist that it’s not ‘useless’ because they don’t understand the term ‘vestigial.’
“* The tooth fairy”
Um… The Tooth Fairy isn’t real. What an odd thing to compare evolutionary traits to.
“* Females in scientific fields”
Admiral Grace Hopper would like a word with your dumb ass.
“Foids want to LARP as men, the gender who can have an orgasm every single time they fuck.”
Feel free to demonstrate the slightest possibility that this is true.
“Men can fuck a foid, fuck a fleshlight, fuck a mouth, fuck a palm(handjob) e.t.c and they cum every single time!”
You would be an expert on fucking a hand, wouldn’t you?
This is not, necessarily, something to envy.
“Meanwhile a foid can have sex for 10 years but not experience even a single orgasm. If nature wanted foids to cum it'll have made it easy for foids to orgasm - but no, its extremely difficult or even impossible for foids to reach "orgasm".”
And yet, for those of us that CAN achieve it, we definitely see the benefits from doing so.
“* Scientifically speaking - the only sure way for foids to orgasm is by getting brutally and savagely raped”
Um… Somehow, I don’t think you’re in the slightest way qualified to say anything after ‘scientifically speaking.’
“Fuck these foid cunts”
I have. You won’t.
“when they cant orgasm they blame men yet its their flawed biology to blame + they shouldnt be cuming in the first place!”
And the incel lashes out as if his frustration is the world’s fault.
“Why the mythical non-existant foid orgasm is the reason why you are rotting in Inceldom”
Oh, this should be convincing. I mean, up above you say it’s useless, now you say it doesn’t even exist. Such a convincing consistency!
"The reason why foids forsake their biological imperative of mating with their looksmatch”
That’s not a biological imperative. Biology never drives us to ‘settle for’ what incels think we’re allowed. We all want the most attractive mate, even you idiots with your cheerleader fantasies.
“ is because they chase useless things like "foid orgasm".”
Even if it’s useless, they sometimes achieve it.
Of course, you saying ‘You don’t deserve it’ won’t attract them to your lazy ass.
“In their warped minds goodlooking = chad = good sex = foid orgasm & ugly = incel = bad sex = no orgasm”
Well, as long as you insist that they can’t orgasm and there’s no point in you trying for one, they SHOULD connect you to bad sex, no?
Would you fuck a girl who insisted that what needs to happen to every man is that just before they orgasm, she drops a brick on your balls?
How is this confusing for you?
“Countless studies and experiments and also a huge wealth of anecdotal evidence have shown that foids are ruthlessly selfish and self serving animals and only care about their pleasures”
Says the incel who denies that women deserve pleasure he won’t provide.
“which is why they dont care that they are perpetuating inceldom at an ungodly rate and would rather chase after "orgasms" than settle for their looksmatch”
Actually, YOU are perpetuating inceldom, by your refusal to put any work at all into making any changes. And blaming all women for your blue balls.
“ The Dogpill exists”
As an incel fantasy.
“* The cock carousel is very appealing to foids because they are forever chasing the elusive foid orgasm.”
Um, no. I gave my girlfriend an orgasm and she hasn’t needed to look anywhere else ever since. You’re just a misogynist.
“They waste their youth and virginity whilst chasing muh orgasms and they disenfranchise their looksmatchs”
No, bubbles, they DO NOT CHOOSE what you think their looksmatch is.
Because you’re making absolutely sure they know there’s no benefit to touching your peepee.
“whilst in this trivial pursuit. These disenfranchised men become incels.”
You’re not disenfranchised. You’re just selected against.