White-hat special forces raided Barack Obama’s Kalorama compound in Washington, D.C. last night and extracted John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. from a stasis chamber buried deep in the underground tunnels beneath the property.
JFK Jr. is alive. His vitals registered strong. DNA confirmation returned a 100 percent match. Handwritten notes dated 1999 recovered on site read exactly: they faked the plane crash so he could dismantle the network from the shadows.
Another report from a parallel world.
This time, the one where…
…Alaska isn’t a US state, Puerto Rico is.
…Leonardo da Vinci is believed to have been an asexual.
…there’s a funding campaign for a The Terminator remake where Sarah Connor is already pregnant when the terminator and Reese appear from the future. And it’s Sarah’s future daughter that’s gonna become someone very important in the future.
…the plot of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097216/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Do%20The%20Right%20Thing happened for real.