If you are going to exercise indoors with women in an air-conditioned democracy gym, you may as well come out of the closet because everyone knows you are gay.
Straight men train outdoors, oiled-up, and naked — no women allowed.
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Yeah, the straightest possible workout set-up.
A bunch of naked, muscled, oiled up and shaved Greek studs with their thick, curly hair...
Get that gay-ass HETEROSEXUALITY outta here!
“If you are going to exercise indoors with women in an air-conditioned democracy gym,”
“you may as well come out of the closet because everyone knows you are gay.”
“Straight men train outdoors,”
“oiled-up, and naked — no women allowed.”
@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #253548
Reminds me of two other Simpsons quotes:
“Almost sexual, isn’t it, Smithers?” and “I think women and seamen don’t mix.”
I totally never go to any gym, but if I did, an “air-conditioned democracy gym” sounds like the one I’d pick! Notwithstanding that I have no idea what a “democracy gym” could possibly mean. Working out outdoors is fine, I guess, if you’re into that, but hey, I live in southeastern Michigan, ya know. We have, like, all the weather. Sometimes all in the same day, lol.
"Straight men train outdoors, oiled-up, and naked — no women allowed"
That is the gayest thing I ever heard.
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