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Truth_Above_All #sexist #racist

“Race mixing is disgusting.”
Okay, some people are really into being humiliated. Not kink-shaming anyone…

“All the white kids resemble her, but then she has this odd black looking one who looks like any ghetto African kid out there.”
Sure, I believe you.

“I never hate on people because of their skin color, I just can't fathom why someone would throw their genes away like that.”
Judging biracial people as ‘thrown away genes’ is judging people by their skin color.

“Why the fuck would anyone who is already at the top of the racial hierarchy have children with those who are the bottom of that same hierarchy?”
Maybe because I don’t accept the hierarchy of white racists?
It’s all artificial, anyway. Years back, Massachusetts tried to define what a ‘white person’ was. Pissed off some of the elites, because there was a cachet to being descended of Pocahontas. So the definition of ‘white’ was amended to allow up to 1/16th Indian Blood.
Total bullshit.

“It doesn't make any sense.”
Neither does racial separation.

“The only explanation I can think of is that they have absolute no morals and think only with their genitals.”
You think that ignoring racism is the NO MORALS position?
Fuck you. I mean, seriously. A dwarf following you around with a dildo on a ten-foot pole, violating your anus every fourth step you take, following your around for the rest of forever.

“I'm not even white, by the way.”
You just spout white supremacist ideas with gay abandon. Sure.

Jinxmchue #fundie

“I have all my wisdom teeth”
Okay.

“And I will keep them all until the day I die as long as I keep them clean and healthy.”
Do you understand why so many dentists remove them? It’s not because of cavities…

“I guess I disprove evolution.”
No, sweetie. Gene pools evolve, not individuals.
YOU having a trait doesn’t mean that the human SPECIES is not evolving to have smaller jaws making wisdom teeth painful and unnecessary.

“Hey, if having one's wisdom teeth removed supposedly proves evolution, then the opposite is just as true.”
No, no. ONE person having or not having wisdom teeth isn’t proof.
In general terms most humans cannot support wisdom teeth in their mouths.
The Navy took out mine but it turned out that what they removed were my 12 year molars. 30 years later, i had to have my wisdom teeth removed because of the pain.

His4Life #fundie

“the Bible is the only eyewitness account of the creation and origin of life”
But ‘the eyewitness’ didn’t write the account down.
At best it’s hearsay. God told Moses what happened.
But I don’t believe Moses wrote the first books of the Bible because it describes his funeral.
So, no, it’s really not

theworldwithin #fundie

“If I buy a bitch 3 drink I am expecting someting in return.”
Then don’t buy her a drink until after she comes across. Get your ‘sometin’ up front, basic business practice.

“I would never intentionally rape anyone”
Interesting qualifier…

“ but by the same token I am entirely unsympathetic of most women claiming rape.”
Ah. But you expect them to return your interest with at least a blowjob?

“9 out of 10 times it is just for attention or out of spite.”
Numbers pulled right out of your ass.

Thea V Marena #fundie

aletoledo #fundie

“I see all these arguments about peaceful parenting and how parents have all these obligations to children. Yet I never see any mention about the obligations children have towards their parents.”
What? ALl those jokes about ’who’s going to pick your retirement home?’

“What incentive is there for parents to have children if there is nothing to be gained from it?”
Are you an incel? Not all relationships are transactional. I get plenty from my kids even if they never pay me back for those candybars I bought them in 95.

“The way all these discussions are framed is that everything flows to the children and the children get treated like kings.”
Um, yes. A metric for my success is definitely the things i can do for my kids.
I did 20 in the military so my kids could go to college without the GI Bill.

“If you create a system disincentives something, then you can expect to get less of it. Is that the goal, to eliminate children from the world?”
Well, a goal would be that people like YOU don’t have kids, yes.

“The only consistent position I have ever seen is that children are property of their parent.”
My kids are my responsibility, never my property.

“The parents created them from nothing, which is the basis of the homesteading principle. Every other example of property acquisition is lesser than creating something yourself, so if children aren't owned by their parents, then all property ownership is brought into question.”
Holy motherfuck that’s wrong.
I don’t own my kids because slavery is fucking wrong.
But owning my car is NOT an instance of slavery.

“ Allowing a community to dictate what a parent can or can not do is the entire basis of communism.”
Huh? No, that’s not what communism is defined as at ALL.
Limits on the harm parents can inflict on kids is pretty progressive, really.

“Once you accept that children are property, then you can better understand peoples behavior towards them.”
Well, I don’t accept that, and if that’s the goal, I don’t WANT to understand people’s behavior.

“An owner doesn't damage his own property, since he's only hurting himself.”
Ten minutes on any news site shows this to be fucking erroneous.

“There is a disincentive for people to crash their cars or burn down their own houses, since they are depriving themselves of their own property.”
But people STILL crash their cars, and burn down their homes, often on purpose.
People are whack.

arbitor85 #sexist

“Or is it because of the free availability of women who just want to be laid?”
Doesn’t answer the question.
Anywhere I go, there are women without veils. I don’t knock any of them to the ground for forced sex. Even if the reason is that I feel that I can find a willing woman elsewhere within an hour, I still have enough control to NOT RAPE THE UNVEILED WOMEN.
Not waitresses, nurses, women at the beach, women at the mall, coworkers, or even strippers. We don’t jump up on the stage and start the violent sex.

“Unlike the East, women here are free to be taken, all you have to do is ask!”
A few thousand incels might have an argument, here.

“Even married ones would willingly cheat.”
Oh, this is just misogyny.

“So the men in the West aren't exactly saints.”
No one suggested we are. But we aren’t absolute uncontrolled felons, either, despite the amount of skin on display.

“In a muslim country, even they would turn into animals.”
But in a muslim country there’s LESS skin showing, right? So If I can go to Hooters and NOT RAPE THE WAITRESS who smiled at me, why would i lose my shit surrounded by women in veils?

“ As you see, it cuts both way”
But I don’t see that. All I see is you making shit up.

Wander #fundie

“Moral reasons why evolution and survival of the fittest is wrong:
10. You get into a car accident and it's your fault. The car you hit is totalled. You don't have to pay damages because your car was more fit to survive.”
No one suggests that this aspect of evolution should be used in insurance.
If the accident is your fault, you (or your insurance) have to pay for the damage you caused. The status of your car is a separate issue.
Also, ‘Fault’ is a moral judgment, so you just poked your #1 right in the eye.

“9. You get into a car accident and it's your fault. Someone dies. You don't have to pay damages because you were more fit to survive.”
This is number ten just restated. What a lazy list.

“8. There should be no doctors. If your immune system can't stomach a virus, you're not fit to survive. The poor and the starving shouldn't be helped because they're also not fit to survive.”
Dude, it’s survival of the fittest GENE POOL, not individuals. Our gene pool protects the weak. Group survival depends on helping each other. It’s how we survived the tigers.

“7. We can have sex with anyone and everyone because we're helping the human race reproduce.”
No, the sex isn’t enough. We have to commit to raising any offspring to the point where they can have offspring. Evolution promotes a comittment.

“6. Stealing is acceptable.”
Not part of evolutionary theory, this is just your #1, which is false.

“5. Murdering and killing is acceptable.”
Back to #8, we survive as social animals and benefit from a moral code that protects individuals. Sorry if that’s over your pointy little head.

“4. There's no such thing as responsibilty. It's everyone to the last man.”
You completely misunderstand survival of the fittest and the history of human morality.

“3. Life has no meaning besides helping my race evolve.”
And this is wrong because…

“2. We are animals.”
Well, we’re not vegetables ans we’re not minerals…

“1. There is no such thing as right and wrong. There is no such thing as morals.”
Completely untrue. Just no morals imposed upon us from a divine agency.

Antiphon411 #fundie

“Incidentally, you should know by looking at the world around you that the removal of religious things from the public forum is an infringement on the religious rights of religious people.”
Rather, the opposite.
One of the first lawsuits over church/state separation was Catholic parents suing the school because it was teaching their kids a Baptist prayer.
You do not actually have a right to use the government to promote your religion. Thus removing your (or any) religion from the public forum is actually not infringing any right.

“ Just as the Mahometan wants his state run according to sharia law, so too the Christian should want his whole society permeated with the Faith: God should be a beginning and end to all things.”
Which is why our secular nation has a secular government that’s not an enforcement arm for any religion.

“Religious liberty is not a grown-up idea."
A number of grown-ups argue.

“there are really only two appropriate responses to a given religion: embrace it or suppress it.”
Joseph Campbell noted that when priests of two religions meet, they argue about truth.
When Monks of completely different faiths meet, though, they understand each other’s experiences with the divine.
Weird, that. Almost like the details of the dogma aren’t as important as the reality of the spirit.

VekL #fundie

When I was a believer, I could not imagine any true Christain enjoying Heaven while any single person was in Hell.
It made no sense at all.
Finite chances to sin leading to infinite torture? No chance to repent? No opportunity to admit to a mistake? The entire theme of Jesus was redemption and second chances. But Hell is a one-way judgment, no backsies.
I began to wonder if maybe Hell was a test? You get to paradise, find out that ANY number of humans are in the Lake of Fire, do you say ‘fuck them, I got mine’ or ‘fuck them, god knows best’ or do you try to find some way to get them out of Hell?

I started asking around about this. I didn’t get an answer as much as I got blamed for asking the question. How could I doubt God’s justice?
Also, I discovered just how many of the Faithful were LOOKING FORWARD to being in Heaven and watching people writhe in pain. They all had lists. Evolutionists, Catholics, hippies, Nixon voters, Democrats, Nixon haters, race mixers, the IRS, the BATF, on and on and on. Looking FORWARD to enjoying the suffering of others.
I resolved that if I found myself in such a situation, i’d try to take the place of some sufferer.
People’s reaction to this plan led to my leaving the congregation, the church, christainity in general, and eventually my atheism.

Patrick Payette #fundie

“Scientific truths often turn out to be false,”
Really?
Um, are they actually OFFERED as truths, though?
Or do they use phrases like ‘current theory’ or ‘present understanding’ which means it’s not so shattering if we find evidence that falsifies it?

"However, let's look at some of the scientific truths that turned out to be anything but.”

“Archaeoraptor, the new missing link featured in NationalGeographic, later turned out to be a skeleton of different species of birds and dinosaurs struck together by man.”
And they printed a retraction, right?
Has anyone who ever championed any of the 19 or so Burial Shrouds of Christ admitted that their relic was a fake?

“The following were all hoaxes: Java Man (1891), Piltdown Man (1912), Nebraska Man (1922), Peking Man (1926), Neanderthal Man (1929).”
You’re a lying sack of shit.
Piltdown man was a hoax.
Nebraska man was a mistake.
The rest is just bullshit claims by creationists.

“The following quote is from evolutionist D. Watson: "The theory of evolution is universally accepted not because it can be proven, but because the only alternative is special creation (by God), which is clearly incredible."
Yes, science cannot use supernatural elements in its theories.
This is not a flex, it’s how science works.

“The explosion of Mount St. Helens left sediment layers that look just like the geologic sediments that evolutionists said took millions of years to form.”
Now, just find a geologist who cannot tell the difference between sedimentary rock and volcanic deposits.

“Darwin expected that millions of transitional fossils would be found - animals changing into other animals, but they have never found one.”
‘Darwin expected’ isn’t really a ‘scientific truth,’ though. Darwin was wrong, we know more about evolution these days. We know that every fossil is a transitional form.

“Hawaiian lava only a few years old”
You do know that the rock coming out of a volcano existed before the eruption, right?

“Conversely, a creationist view of the universe has not only never been disproved or found to be a hoax”
Paluxy tracks come quickly to mind.

“Do not dismiss the Bible in lieu of unproven theories that have been shoved down your throat since grade school.”
No, but naturalistic science (part of hte definition, really) dismisses magic.

“hink about it. Does the human body with the brain and all its amazing functions scream intelligent design or random chance?”
Trial and error is a design process, not intelligent nor is it random.

felixthecat #fundie

“Science is becoming a comedy show only people who should be laughing aren't.”
Because it’s not a comedy…?

“Truly people are takng this nonsense seriously!”
You’re on Rapture Ready, how do you have any courage to call anything nonsense?

“I keep wondering what I am evolving into.”
You’re not, but that’s a science thing.

“Evolutionists are always saying we're evolving - everything is evolving”
Yes. But without you.

George Yurich #fundie

crazy4starwars006 #fundie

“5.) and lastly...take a look outside 4 a quick minute. how could all of that have been formed by a bang?”
Creationists seem to think that we think of the Big Bang as a cornucopia. Tip the horn and planets roll out.
Why even bother to answer a question that betrays such a grotesque misunderstanding of the point they’re trying to refute?

“it makes no sense whatsoever!!”
Yeah, well, neither does Hell.

“ humans coming from rocks? that's rediculous!!”
Yes. yes it is. That’s why it’s not evolution.

“there has 2 b another way, 1 that actually makes sense and that won't fall apert like evolution!!”
Sure. We just order everything from the internet.

Captain Art Griego #fundie

“Atheists did you know happiness is a Christian concept?”
No, I didn’t know that because we domesticated the dog about 40,000 years ago and we had puppies. Chemicals in the brain make the happy, and the brain goes bac WAY farther than 32 CE.

“So for all the atheists who claim to be happy I have news for you:”
Well, I am happy. You should see how many Lego sets I own.
And I’ll bet the ‘news’ is a self-serving lie.

“Happiness and the concept of happiness was first mentioned in the Bible.”
Nope, sorry. Euphrosyne is the Greek goddess of good cheer, joy and mirth.

“Therefore, it is a concept originated by Christianity.”
Ah. You’re unaware of the history of your Bible.

“Happiness = GOD”
Euphrosyne is one of the Graces.

“Unhappiness = rejection of GOD's laws= atheism”
Actually, rejecting a rule such as forcing my daughter to marry her rapist? May make me an atheist, but does make me happier than following that rule would.

“Get happy and get with the Good News!”
It’s lying liars like you that reinforce my desire to NEVER be a Christain.

Gottservant #fundie

“Creation is winning by Evolutions rules”
Nope. Science is neutral on supernatural, creationism needs magic.
So, Creation is winning only by the scores of the East German judge.

“As technical as you want to be, Creation science is out-doing - out-surviving, out-evolving, out-creating - Evolution science.”
There’s no such thing as Creation Science.
There are people who try to identify those elements of actual science that do not conflict with Genesis.

"Just look at the evidence!”
Good one. That’s why I accept evolution.

“Creation - existed from the dawn of time”
Oooh, a lie from the start.
Creationism is a response to the theory of evolution. All you guys DO is naysay.

“Evolution - number of people in Hell = all of them
Creation - number of people in Hell = less and less”
Feel fucking free to prove that Hell exists at all, that anyone is in Hell, that understanding science is a sin.
This is just creationist arrogance and self-congratulation.

nihlniisadxhai #racist #psycho

“I personally do not believe in the whole 'age of consent', this supposed 'children don't know what sex is' is bullshit to me,”
The Age of Consent issue is about the person’s ability to judge consequences. It’s why we don’t allow minors to sign contracts to buy a car, and we don’t force them to honor a contract if they DO sign it. And we refer to the car salesman who sells to a minor as a predator.

The human brain changes, usually about the age of 24, to actually consider consequences… Personally, I’d put the age of consent at about 27, but no one asked.

“…it's long been shown that almost all adults show equal sexual response to præpuscent as to adults,”
I really doubt that. I’m attracted to boobs. Ass. Developed traits in adults.
I am not equally attracted to kids that haven’t developed mature traits yet.
I have seen a few carefully posed pictures where the age and development of a minor was hidden but it’s not something that can last.
And, of course, conversation is important to my attraction. Someone too young to get the ‘you 3D printed the save icon’ joke is not going to attract me even if she’s shaped like Elvira.

“and just chicken to admit it.”
Yes, yes, the pedophile insists that everyone’s the same as his normal self.
How new, how original. Never seen that before.

“I have no morals or shame in that."
Not something to brag on, dipshit.

Solly #fundie

Um, humans are animals, so every dialogue in the whole The Books besides the Bush.

“indicative of the gullibility…why wasn't there more of them?”
Well, there was an editorial staff that assembled the The Books. They chose the books that matched the Articles of Faith Constantine had drawn up. So there’s certainly a chance that at least one of them spent his time saying, “No, no, we already have the Talking Donkey story.”
And “What, a talking camel? No one will believe the Talking Camel. And we have the donkey.”

Warrior Monk #fundie

“You using open-minded to describe the majority of pagans and atheists on here is outright laughable.”
Eh. Has to be better than the apologist use of the word. Most of the time i’ve been encouraged to be ‘open minded’ what they mean is that i shouldn’t make up my mind until i agree with them.

“The only reason why the majority of them come here is not to share ideas, but to spew hate speech towards the Bible-believers.”
On that forum? You guys have a hair-trigger on “detecting” hate speech. Anyone saying ‘Yeah, I’m not Christain’ sets off your alarms.

“I have yet to hear a single logical explanation from a pagan or atheist.”
Open-minded is not equal to logical explanations. Just means they’re willing to hear your side. Could be logical, could be emotional.

“Could you site a specific example because I have no idea what you're talking about?”
I believe this totally.

Jesuslovesyoutoo #fundie

“I believe the Bible is the unfaluable word of God.”
Does God know how to spell infallible?
Not a good start.

“God told the prophets what to write. word for word.”
Dude, even Paul said that some of what he wrote was his word, not God’s.

“If you don't belive”
I can’t really trust a god that talks to me through illiterate people.

“ me, that is ok, but also it means you need to get to know your God more. because the God of the Bible speaks to you.”
He needs to speak up, then.

“He speaks to me all the time. and I do not mean "I felt it" no he really speaks to me. and I belive He did the same to the prophets.”
Makes me wonder how come he doesn’t talk to editors, then. Might have fixed the Adulterer’s Bible…

“well he doesnt tell me the future like the prophets, he just gives me advices here and there.”
Dude, if you’re really speaking what God told you to say, then you’re a prophet. That’s what prophet MEANS.

“but yes if you really know Him, He talks to you. It is not that hard fro God to say something to the prohets and they writ it down.”
Yeah. Moses wrote down details of his own funeral. that must have been a fun session.

“Science disproves evolution.”
No, it absolutely does not.

“ eevolution is a fairy tail(and a lame one)”
You don’t strike me as terribly well educated in how science works.

“the story of Genesis has hard scientifical evidence.”
Genesis involves magic. That cannot be scientific. Science is totally free of supernatural elements.

"no DNA has new information created ever.”
You don’t understand DNA in the slightest.
Any mutation is new information.

"there are no transitional fossils. name one.”
Every single fossil is a transitional fossil.

“Just bcecuse a anmila looks alike doesnt mean anything.”
A animal looks alike…to what?

“when you find a fossil yo do not know anything, all you know is that...it died. that is it!”
Your ignorance is not something to shout.

“then what you do is, you try to fit that into your pre assumptions. [...] there isnt a single humanoid fossil. they are all fake and I can prove it. name one.”
I don’t believe you at ALL.

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

“You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.”
My wife has no ovaries, uterus, eggs… is she no longer a woman?

“You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.”
My wife’s hysterectomy was to remove possibly cancerous tissues. Tell me MORE about nature’s prefection, please.

"All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted behind your back.”
Not all of us are two-faced idiots.
Don’t pretend you know me better than I do.

“People mock you,”
Yes, they do. People are scum.

“You're parents are ashamed and digusted of-”
I’ve heard the same thing about me and my gay son.
your telepathy is not perfect.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Teans #transphobia

"we were losing our son to powerful influences beyond our control.”
Yes, you lost your daughter to your bigotry.

"Seeing the changes in his personality and body made me the saddest and most anxious I have ever been.”
While her anxiety was going away, I’ll bet?

“His dad and I tried bargaining with him to stop the medical interventions, but our attempts only drove him deeper into his trans identity.”
Bargaining? She finally feels real, comfortable with herself and her life, what the hell did you offer? What cuold you offer?

"he left for good and cut us off.”
I cannot imagine what it would take for me to cut one of my sons off. Even if he showed up on the evening news being taken into custody…

“I am able to fully express my love to my other children with open arms and hold nothing back.”
Because they turned out to match your expectations. Good job, there.

“Right now, I am living in a season of joy and don’t feel guilty for thoroughly enjoying vacations, holidays and birthdays without our son’s presence.”
That’s not something to brag about…

“When we celebrate or simply gather, I am fully present with the family, showing through words and actions that they are enough to bring great joy and fulfillment to me.”
As long as they don’t cross your hopes and dreams for them.

seer #fundie

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut

“ cuts that have contributed to the deaths of hundreds of thousands. But Musk rejects the idea that he’s a killer.”
Note, doesn’t reject the idea that people have died from decisions he’s made… Just doesn’t like the label.

Keanu Stryker #fundie

WisdomShared Cheyenne #fundie

“Globe Earth Believer’s Ten Commandments
1) Thou shalt not worship any other God than NASA”
No need to worship, they’re just a lot more correct than you are.

“2) Thou shalt not question the theory of gravity”
If you have an actual reason to question the theory, let us in on this secret.

“3) Make it your soul mission to Troll flat earth channels”
Never seen one.

“4) Honor the word of “curvature””
Well, I have SEEN the curvature, so it’s worth the honor.

“5) Thou shalt not dabble in flat earth research”
What research? You have Genesis and you babble about airplane pilots.

“6) Remember the Moon missions and keep them holy”
The size of the conspiracy that would be necessary to fake the moon landings are simply too large to be a conspiracy, it’d be the Status Quo.

“7) Thou shalt not make any idol other than the ISS”
Oh, you forget the holy Earth’s Shadow on the Moon!

“8) Thou shalt not deny that we are spinning around the Sun”
It’s certainly a lot simpler than charting distant galaxies as orbiting the Earth at however many times the speed of light…

“9) Remember that water bends and curves”
Yep. Seen it do exactly that.

“10) Always refer to flat earther’s as “Flattards””
This is not a commandment we hold dear.
Just a privilege from not being a flat-tard.

Rev. Timothy G. Muse #fundie

“Is it not just for God to release a sinner, if another (i.e. his son stands) in his place and receives in himself the full punishment he deserved?”
No, that’s not justice.
That’s revenge.
If you’re offended and SOMEONE pays, it doesn’t matter who bleeds.
If you’re looking for justice, though, it matters a lot that you punish the person who wronged you.

RyanLeeParis #fundie

"I don't believe in interracial marriage.”
Okay. I didn’t ask for your hand.

“The Bible says each creature after it's own kind.”
Yes. And won’t discuss if ‘kind’ means species or race or breed. Kinda useless.

“I love my race.”
A statement made by everyone who has called me a race traitor.
Fuck off.

“Also, it would be cold to fight for your own country in a war, only to fly back to your own country and find an alien race in your living space."
Kinda stupid to refer to people who are in your gene pool as an alien race.

Red Hood's Assault #fundie

“Until a woman enters your life she is a woman. When she has the opportunity to apply influence, she is a terrorist.”
I love the image this brings to mind.
“Are you wearing THAT to my sister’s wedding?”
“The Deuce Bigelow t-shirt STAYS ON! I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.”

Incel4Life #sexist

“A woman's most sacred memory will always be the time she lost her virginity”
Says the guy who can’t talk to women…
Not sure how do use this information.
I mean, I can’t imagine asking her ’what’s your most sacredidily memory?’ and she says ‘our wedding day’ and I say, “Nope! Wrong! Because a misogynist says it was when a small physical trait was altered.”

“Now imagine being married to a woman who shared that moment,”
Okay.

“ that moment where she experienced the most intense emotions of her lifetime and changed from being a girl to being a woman, with another man.”
Holy crap you have hang-ups.
Not everyone cares as much about virginity as you do.
Whatever she did before we met, she found me and stuck with me for the next 41 years. Plenty of emotions have come and gone since then.
WEdding, childbirth, twins, first steps, first word (little fucker said ‘dada’ before ‘mama’ but ‘mama’ referred to either parent, ‘dada’ was ‘anyone who feeds me.’) her mom’s death and funeral, her sister’s death and funeral, son’s wedding, granddaughter’s first hug…

Idiot. ‘Orgasm’ is not an emotion.

Bro. Randy #fundie

“Some people have described pornography as the only form of safe sex.”
I can kinda see that.

“This is a lie.”
Oh. Not just disagreement, you’re calling them liars?
Okay.

“Though the odds of catching a disease through the use of pornography are lower than they are when compared to other illicit sexual activities,”
Lower?
How, in the holy name of Aphrodite, the sexy goddess of make the fuck, can you even imagine catching an STD from watching Porn?
If you’re claiming the chances are above zero, you have to explain.

“the one who uses pornography is just as subject to the judgment of God as the one who physically engages in illicit sexual activities.”

OOoooooh, I see.
Most everyone uses ‘safe sex’ to refer to methods used to prevent the transmission of STDs, or pregnancy. YOU think it’s not ‘safe sex’ if you feel lust, and God records it on your file, and thirty years afterwards sends you to Hell for that…

Okay, so it’s not a LIE to call it ‘safe sex’ because you don’t get pregnant or infection, you just have a very idiomatic definition of the entire concept of the term.

Annor #fundie

“Logically, my argument is that any alleged atheist that considers God possible, isn't truly an atheist."
Possible isn’t the same as existing.
Atheism means i do not believe in gods.
It is not defined as ‘i do not believe gods are possible.’
Swing and a miss.

“Considering possibility or not is the title of this thread is it not?”
Okay.

“Any alleged atheist that asks themselves whether or not God exists is being hypocritical.”
Not even slightly. I lack the belief, but I have not been convinced that gods could never exist. I am open to new information or observations, evidence.

“The definition of a true atheist considering God is self-defeating.”
I think you’re using a fucked-up definition of ‘atheist.’

“Before you can consider any gods' existence you have to have had granted the possibility that there was a god.”
Not necessarily. I can consider whether Batman or Spiderman would win in a fight against Cupid without thinking ANY Of them are actually real.

“If you grant the possibly of God and now deny it,”
Nope. I can examine the possibility, while still denying the reality.
Or more to the point in my case, I admit the possibility but have yet to see any evidence of teh reality.

“that doesn't change the fact that you personally considered him a possibly."
My atheism also doesn’t change the fact that I used to believe strongly.
It’s not a gotcha, opinions can change.

“Once a person gives something possibility to exist, it exists,”
No it does not.
You’re saying that people having BELIEVED in the Hindu gods means they exist?
And the Norse Gods? Greek? Roman?
‘Exist’ doesn’t work that way.

“that person gives whatever that something is meaning, definition, and recognition.”
Yep. used to play AD&D. IN THE GAME I worshiped Ki, goddesss of nature. IN THE GAME, i fought zombies, vampires, werejaguars, and Bugs Bunny (Weird campaign). They had rules, they had hit points, but they didn’t exist.

“The only possible way to be atheist, or as the person I originally responded to; "True atheist" is to not be introduced to the concept of God.”
So, to you, all babies are born atheist.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Seeing a slut with her clothes off ought to make you mad.”
Why? Seeing her with clothes on usually leads to me thinking about her naked… Seems like a major savings in steps.

“I love the beauty of the Hawaiian islands, but I loathe and hate the whorish hula dancers.”
Not whores because they actually accept money for sexual favors, but because they show skin and you lust after them, which makes you feel guilty. That’s not the definition of whore, pillow-fucker.

“They have bad character, thinking it is OK to get naked and entice men with their bodies.”
If your eye offends thee, Davey, pluck it out.

“It is HEATHENDOM!!!”
Not everyone is Christain, bubbles.

“ If that is funny to you, you have a wicked heart!”
It’s funny to me that you’re apoplectic because beautiful women make your little willy hard, so you blame THEM.

“That's why, even though I love to play Hawaiian songs on the steel guitar, I could never play steel guitar at such spiritually bankrupt events where sluts do the hula.”
No one’s asking you to…

“Sexual immorality may seem normal for the unregenerate man, but as believers God expects us to be crucified with Jesus Christ.”
Do you imagine that Jesus approved of you assaulting your babysitter?
Was he in the room or just peering through the window?

“I AM CRUCIFIED WITH CHRIST, NEVERTHELESS I LIVE; YET NOT I, BUT CHRIST LIVETH IN ME (Galatians 2:20).”
Decaff, Davey.

“I hate evil as God told me to in Psalms 97:10!”
And anyone who makes you think worldly thoughts is evil, huh?

“I hate the lewd sluts and ungodly women who gyrate their hips for lustful men.”
I think you hate yourself, Davey, you BLAME them.

“The average person doesn't care or see any harm in such lewdness, but God condemns lust, filthy-mindedness, uncleanliness and sexual lasciviousness (Matthew 5:28; Colossians 3:5-6).”
WEird how God hates everything you do but not you…

“Hawaii is a moral cesspool of iniquity!”
Yeah, sure.

My Thoughts #fundie

"Christians are basically the minority anymore.”
Sure sure. There aren’t any Christain shows on TV, no one will vote for a Christain president, every Christain display at Xmas gets firebombed, you have to cross the state border to find a Christian church to worship at…
There are even books published for traveling Christains about what cities it’s safe to visit, which ones are dangerous after sundown for Christains. Uh huh.

“We've been forced to give up just about every right that we have because of unbelievers protesting it.”
What rights would those be?
You never had a RIGHT to legislate your religion, thus the Lemon Test.
You never ahd a RIGHT to discriminate against gays, atheists, Hindus, Muslims…
You never had a RIGHT to half the privileges you think are your rights.

“How about you do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't effect us?”
Sounds good. Get your god out of our politics.

“We're the ones who always get ran over, not unbelievers.”
Yeah, yeah sure sure.

“We're the ones losing rights and having things contrary to our beliefs constantly thrown in our faces in this world”
You don’t have a RIGHT to not be offended.

David Gibbons #fundie

“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Ostracise Atheist”
Okay, i’m ostracised.
NO one invites me to parties. Done.
Did you mean, maybe, ‘exile’?

“(so they can live unhappily with each other and find something else to whine about).”
So, wait. You think I ‘whine’ about you and your ilk making me miserable for not sharing your superstition, therefore your solution is to make my life MORE miserable, for whining about how you’re using your superstition to miseryize my life…
Thought this up all by yourself, did you?

ou812 #racist

“The truth is, God created three races, and created them separately. The black and brown races were created in Genesis 1:26 on the 6th day of creation.
Adam wasn't created until after the 7th day of rest in chapter 2, a Strong's concordance will straiten this up for you.”
interesting. So Cain ran away and married a wife who was black or brown.
And if we have black or brown people NOW then at least two of Noah’s family were in interracial marriages…
God didn’t do a great job keeping them separate, did he?

learboy #fundie

“They are called the 10 Commandments. Check them out. What good is morality if it's only based on your own reason? That sounds pretty arbitrary to me.”
Morality is doing the right things for the right reason.
The 10C don’t give reasons.
WHY must I honor my mother and father? Is there an exception if they’re abusive? Adoption? If i’m an only child because of abortion? What if I’m an in-vitro baby, from a sperm donor, and he’s not really even slightly my father?

God says don’t seethe a kid in the milk of its mother. Why?
Jews went overboard to follow this and now won’t mix milk and dairy at all. But is that something god thinks of as a good step or an overshoot?

A list of don’t in the Bible isn’t terribly useful for morality, just behavior.

sgrimsley #fundie

“I think that separation of church and state is the problem.”
SO if we elect a Mormon president, you’ll buy a copy of the BOM out of patriotism?

“This is a sick sick world, and to condone the removal of Christ from the same doctrine that was created in His name, "one nation under God"”
The pledge?
The pledge wasn’t created in the name of any god.
‘Under God’ was from the Red Scare years, when everyone virtue signaled that they weren’t godless communists.

“seems horrid to me.”
No one cares?

“ If we, as Christ's obedient children stuck with Him instead of allowing sin and degradation of Christ to run rampit,”
Heh. Rampit.

“perhaps we wouldn't be in the situation we are in today.”
Ah. you hate that history has a liberal bias. Too bad.

“Homosexual marriage, premarital sex, telling others it's ok to believe in other gods...”
Religious freedom comes from the same amendment as church/state separation, bubbles.

“ NO! It's wrong. I can't wait for Revelations to take place, so the Lord can take us home, and out of this place.”
Door’s right over there. Godspeed.

RevLovejoy #fundie

“... you would be surprised how many scientists are scrapping the evolutionist (Cosmologist) theory”
Can these scientists tell the difference between cosmology and evolution?
And do they have evidence for this choice? Or have they just become convince you can’t be a True Christain and accept the evidence for evolution? Or the Big Bang?
In that case, i am not surprised, just disappointed.

“ and looking for new answers...”
That’s their job, even if they accept evolutionary theory.

“Your theory is not just blindly accepted as fact by everybody anymore!”
I don’t really care if it’s blindly accepted, nor if it’s blindly rejected. That’s emotional, not evidentiary.
Show me an objective reason to reject evolutionary theory.

RaptureLetters.com #fundie

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

Good lord, I just imagined If I was this paranoid about Bonespurs.
“I was watching an old episode of Friends and they had a scene where two characters were talking on a bridge! Bridge is a subtle reference to a card game! One of the elements in Bridge it playing TRUMPS!
I thought sitcoms were supposed to be apolitical! Not partisan efforts to promote a politician who wouldn’t rise to prominence for a decade or two!
What the HELL man? He’s EVERYWHERE!

AV1611VET #fundie

“Hey, evolutionists?”
Yes?

“You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.”
Yes, there’s no evidence for the Moses story. in fact, it looks like Egypt never kept slaves.

“So don't harp on a handful of missing kangroo bones and expect me to stay up at night wondering about it.”
Yes, there’s no evidence for your OTHER impossible bible story. But you want our failure to support YOUR first story to support the lack of…? Did you forget to take your drugs today?

“And for the record, I don't believe the kangaroo trekked to and from the Ark in the first place.”
Okay.

“I believe they were teleported.”
Another miracle necessary for the story that isn’t mentioned in the Bible, isn’t supported by any evidence, and is added to the narrative despite numerous strictures against that.

“But if you want to believe they trekked to and from the Ark, that's fine.”
I’d rather note that there’s absolutely no evidence for the Flood in the first place.

“Just don't expect me to scratch my head over why you guys can find a few that died along the way.”
Can’t.
Dude, it’s your myth, you could either support it or just pretend it’s our fault that you cannot.

“I know why you can't find them -- you don't.”
The whole book is full of myths. Matches ALL the evidence we’ve seen. Done.

Pat Goltz #fundie

“Morality is a concrete thing. It doesn't vary with the whims of a society.”
Slavery comes quickly to mind.
Blood sacrifices.
Charging interest on loans.
The Divine Right Of Kings.

"If we acknowledge that rights are granted by God (Declaration of Independence),”
A deist writes ‘by their creator’ and you read ‘From My God.’ Neat trick.

“It is written on the heart of every human being."
And every Christain authority figure that’s convicted of child abuse has these, huh?

"It is not God's morality because of the egregious and unjust penalties it imposes.”
You think immoral behavior leads to INFINITE TORTURE.
You’re in no position to judge ANYONE’S moral system as unjust.

The Antifeminist #fundie

“Wouldn't it be a kinder, more humane world,”
Kind and Humane both tend to refer to exhibiting empathy.
Okay, you want a world where we’re motivated by feeling empathy. Gotcha

“if instead of old men being crucified in public to satisfy the bitterness of hags”
Not terribly empathetic, to refer to women you disagree with as ‘hags.’

“and the repressed urges of paedocrites,”
Huh? You think i want to crucify horny old men because I want to creep on young girls?

“that teenage girls were taken to retirement homes by their teachers in order to give the lonely coffin dodgers a free suck and fuck?”
Right Off, I have to note that you don’t suggest the football team be taken on the same bus to fuck the old ladies. So, rather selectively empathy.
And if you don’t like the idea of sexing old ladies, then forcing teen girls to sex old men is the opposite of empathy.
This is neither kind nor humane, you just want one last chance at jailbait.
Like most incel fantasies, you don’t imagine attracting a woman you want some official agency or individual to bring women to you for the sex.

“But perhaps it would require the selfish maladaptive sexual psychology of women to be repaired and altered before that was possible.”
Yes, yes, no woman wants to fuck you, they must be damaged. The entire gender.
That’s an easier diagnosis than ‘you suck.’

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

“shirt years before trans anything.”
4500 BC, the Goddess Inanna had transgendered priests…
All of HISTORY is tainted by their existence… BOOGA! BOOGA!

SilverLHS #fundie

“When the prospect of hell is brought into the picture, then all earthly ideas about fairness, ….should not mean a hill of beans.”
ALL my life i’ve been told that God is the source of all morality, the lawgiver, the very essence of my having a conscience.
And here you are, saying that fairness may come from God, but it’s not useful in analyzing Hell?
Fuck that.
Pick one or the other…

Sir Francis Dashwood #fundie

“Religion is the only argument FOR faggot marriages...”
yeah, that;s coherent.

“Evolution is only possible with HETEROSEXUAL relationships.”
homosexual behavior appears in a few thousand species. it would appear that the gene pool gains some benefit from homosexua;ity, or natural selection would have trimmed it away.

“The facts of biology trump religion”
Yes, they do. it’s natural and it is at least not lethal.

tidus_rox #fundie

But note that you have to go to great lengths and violate my person in order to make sure I cannot just perceive the pen.

In the real world, though, i can go anyplace that people SAY i’ll perceive God. The beach, a field of flowers, a baby’s nursery, sex, church, a wedding… None of it gives me a reason to think that there is a supreme being.
Even you recognize that I won’t get that evidence until after I die.
Why should I worship your god NOW, though?

femonade #fundie

“but sticking your dick into a vagina AINT SEX. mm-kay?”
Well, according to a biologist, ‘sex’ is the sharing of DNA. So one-celled creatures can have sex. Men with vasectomies cannot.
According to the uniform code of military justice, all the sex crimes have the phrase ‘penetration however slight is sufficient’ to say a crime has been committed. Depth and duration are not mitigating details.
If it’s a palimony lawyer, than penis in any orifice is probably qualified as sex.
If it’s a paternity lawyer, then the penis in the vagina is almost mandatory for the claim of sex.

"its not.”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure, it’s not.

"since when did “sex” come to mean “men sticking their dicks into women?””
1929. Someone got tired of typing ‘sexual intercourse,’ to mean the exchange of bodily fluids, intentional or otherwise, and just started saying ‘sex.’

"someone fucked up here, people.”
HAHAHA! Good one.

YHWH #fundie

“That's right. God will not speak to a non-believer.”
Okay.
But why didn’t he talk to me when I did believe?

“ You do not exist in the eyes of God...”
Until he sends me to Hell. Got it.

“ Geez O' Man, when was the last time you opened a Bible?”
A couple days ago, looking up a quote. Pretty sure the Christain throwing the verse out misinterpreted it.

“"UNBELIEVERS ARE DEAD IN THE EYES OF GOD" Didn't you read what”
Yea, but I still don’t accept you as all that much of an authority on what God wants or does. Just your biases.

“Yeshua told his Disciples? "Anyone that does not hear your words, walk away from them." --”
And yet you’re still posting…

“Jesus was telling his Disciples. If they want me. they can come to me. And eventually they did!!”
Uh huh…