And so…..according to Bryan Neenerneerharristeeter, to stay safe from evil hell-goblins, live a life as boring, colorless and entertainment-free as possible.
What’s the point of having a Planet Earth if Deity made it and declared it good if you can’t enjoy it?
Here’s an idea; If you want to be Heaven-bound, be a good person, be kind to others, try to leave the world at least a little be better off than it was when you arrived. Don’t worry about being super-perfect….Jesus got you covered. That’s the gist of Christianity.
Now; Relax and enjoy the beauty, pleasures and pop-culture of Planet Earth. As long as you get greedy and go overboard, you’re fine.
I swear; Frums just like seeing people miserable. A faith practiced the Ms. Trunchbull way is not good for the body, mind and soul.
Now shut up and have fun with Star Wars, Marvel, Taylor Swift, Pokemon, Rock Music, Ball Games, Pizza Sex or whatever moves ya!