Timjer

@Timjer

OnlyTheGhosts #quack #ableist

We seriously need to start investigating all these screeds on the Internet that clearly come from alternative timelines…

To be fair, “alternate timelines” suggests that their worlds still obey the same laws of physics and reason as ours. Most of these fundies seem to outright come from Bizarro world or something; where even those things tend to be reversed.

…In a reasonable society, such people with a blatant disconnection with reality would be legally classified as “insane” and not be allowed to have a valid opinion on anything (not that I’d dehumanize them or anything). Unfortunatly, in our world the inmates are running the asylum. Case-in-point, Trump.

SIGH You know, I don’t want to stoop to their level, but at this point it’s starting to dawn on me that anti-vaxxers (and some other groups) are a truly hopeless cause. I usually believe strongly in the power of words and talking things out with reasonable arguments, but by now maybe we should just wordlessly exile all anti-vaxxers to another planet (preferably one filled with horrible but easily prevented diseases) without wasting anymore precious oxygen on them.

ShySaxon #sexist

Women are obsessed with cock

…Aaaaaand how is that in any way worse than your obsession (to put it mildly) with (forgive my crude words) your cock, “Chad’s” “megacock”, and those cocks being swallowed by “Stacy’s” cunt?

Fontaine #sexist

Is there more to life than being young and attractive?

Yes. Next!

It is very easy to snobbishly look down upon "hedonism", "pleasures of the flesh", etc, when you're physically distant from it.

Dude, let me tell you something. I am a person with an inherent “joie de vivre” as they call it. I, by my nature, really like to enjoy life and all it has to offer. Problem is, it is very difficult due to my depression and social anxiety and all that crap. In that sense, I suppose I am more like you incels.

But, thing is, no matter how I am “distant” from pleasures (and sometimes can get quite nihilistic), and no matter how I think that happiness & joy is not a privelige, not even a right, but something essential to any life; I still don’t think my personal carnal pleasures are the only things that matter ever. Plenty forms of happiness exist, including making other people happy.

TL;DR, stop thinking your (in)ability to get laid is the only thing that matters in all of existence and you’ll actually be happier.

metabuxx #sexist

FFS! I know it’s an incel, but still! What is wrong with you, you sicko?

I feel sorry for that girl for being related to such a twisted perv.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Oh, f*ck off you self-righteous prick. Knowing you, “telling THE TRUTH” involved insulting them and saying they’re all wrong and going to hell for not conforming exactly to your inane standards, right? No wonder they cut you loose. If anyone’s evil here, DJS, it’s you, for always spreading hate and believing you’re a saint for it.

@ukhaxxe #fundie

DrDreamtime #quack

when herbal remedies have worked for thousands of years.

Yeah, no. Come back once you have decent proof that “herbal remedies” can prevent Flu’s and Measles and all from happening.

Spoilers: they don’t. There’s a reason why diseases in the old days used to be far more lethal and rampant before modern medicine was invented.

Mark Dunham #fundie

Replace “atheist” with “religious fundie”, and “evolution” with “creation”, amongst others, and this suddenly makes infinite more sense. Also, learn proper grammar and all, dumbass.

Besides, if anyone “can’t be bargained with, can’t be reasoned with, doesn’t feel pity or remorse, and won’t stop, EVER, until you are converted”, it’s the fundie, not the atheist. Because, news flash, atheists like me prefer for people to think for themselves and make their own choices, not to mindlessly do as we tell them to.

TomathonClancy #sexist

Well, if we’re honest I don’t have any real friends… At least, no friendships that are either close enough or survived the passage of time. But I always did feel more at ease around women then around men my age, probably because I was never a very “masculine” male. The males I did get along with were usually older and far more mature people.

Regardless, even I know friendships (regardless of gender) aren’t one-sided, OP. They don’t exist solely for you to get laid. Friendships take effort and maintenance, yes, but they can be very rewarding. Hell, I’d rather have a very close platonic friendship than a shallow fuckbuddy “stacy”.

jiangweisen #quack #conspiracy

Maria DEVI CHRISTOS #god-complex #fundie #ufo #crackpot #magick

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

Oh, this dumbass again… Just the fact that he calls himself “EMPRAH” is more than enough to ridicule him in my eyes. But seriously, as Skios said, that’s a problem a LOT of youtubers have. Stop pretending your being singled out just because you’re christian, you entitled jerk.

As for the mandatory ending to comments to FFG;
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go and look which of these “un-christian” games I’ll play today; like AC: Odyssey, Jedi: Fallen Order, Witcher 3, or Catherine: Full Body.

Saddam #crackpot

@Bastethotep #29126

That sounds nice. If you care, my (realistic) desire is to just be a decent enough writer of some sort around the same time, living in a nice, cozy house somewhere relatively isolated in the countryside, surrounded by nature, with my soulmate. Not sure about children yet, though. Though, just like you, I have no idea how to get there. And that unknown scares me.

As for my fears, it’s more dying old without ever realizing that. Which sounds more and more possible with each passing day… But let’s not end on a depressing note either.

Edmund_Kemper #sexist

Saddam #crackpot

Well thanks a lot, douchebag! I’m 27 and I already feel older than I’d like (over ¼ of my life and not much to show for it, not even any relationship). Nice to know you’re rubbing salt in the wound…

But seriously, if you consider 20 “old”, then I really don’t want to know how immature and young of a brat you are.

Shinjicel #psycho #sexist #racist

Oh, I’m sure ER may be doing something somewhere. But it ain’t fucking “Stacies” and it certainly ain’t in Heaven.

In case you don’t get it, “Shinjicel”, I’m talking about getting his colon ripped to pieces by a rusty spike in Hell while being blueballed while watching “Chad Thundercock” bang the greatest “Stacies” in the omniverse nonstop in front of him.

soulartemis

I wouldn’t be surprised if incels revel in “video game cruelty potential”…

danwolfgang_ #fundie #wingnut

So god put murderes & warmongers Hitler and Stalin into power…

I mean, I know we make a lot of “god = Khorne” jokes and all, but come on! At least give us a challenge!

Mommy-of-Ein #quack

FFS! As someone with autism, I find it extremely offensive that you’d rather have your child die a horrible yet easily-prevented death rather than risk the (nonexistent) chance that they might get autism.

“People” like this aren’t suited to be parents or even intelligent human beings.

Edmund_Kemper #sexist

@DLaurier #28865

I’ve wondered that myself, why incels can’t speak in human tongues. Turns out, they apparently made up their own sublanguage to seperate themselves more from regular people.

For all the usual crap in here, what catches my attention the most is “gigastacys”. I mean, I’ve heard about “gigachads”, but I thought those were just supposed to be very tall, extremely buff “Chads” with dicks the size of a third leg. I’m not sure how that would translate to a “Stacy” though… But consider my interests peaked.

EDIT: Hm, now I’m thinking about Kale from DBS… Not a bad taste, incels, not at all.

Joel Koskinen, Firsthand Holy Spirit Encounters #fundie

@Bastethotep #28707

I don’t know if that’s a reference to something, but it sounds like an anime I would watch!

Kinda reminds me of the moment in Asura’s Wrath, when Asura punches the crap out of Chakravartin the Creator for pretty much the same reasons. Or DBS, when Future Trunks is empowered by the will, hope, & energy of all remaining life in his timeline and uses it to kill the mad god Zamasu with his sword.

Rep. Rodney Garcia #psycho #wingnut

What? How in the name of all that is sane and rational do these psycho fascist morons keep getting into positions of power!?

voodoo1viper5by5 & various incels #sexist #psycho

You know, I kinda get why incels are so obsessed with looks, but I really don’t get why they are so obsessed with heights. I mean, I’m around 1.85m tall, and while that’s “normal tall” for a male, it is kinda annoying in a way because I’d prefer a woman of around my height. Yes, I’m kinda turned off (just a bit) by women too much shorter than me, so what.

And even so, pretty sure it’s getting more and more socially acceptable for a “tall girl small guy” pairing anyway.

Wagiecel #sexist #psycho

…Yes. And Monty Burns is one of the most obvious morally bankrupt bad guys ever(*), so way to miss the point, dumbass.

(*)Seriously, his moral compass is so far gone that when he tries to be good, he’s actually even more evil than usual.

MuslimCell #god-complex

Geneva Montoya and Najee Jackson Sr., Stop Mandatory Vaccination #quack

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!! Is the life of your innocent child really worth so little?! Do you really care so much about proving your inane beliefs right that you’ll experiment with your own child?!

At this point, all anti-vaxxers deserve to suffer from a flesh-eating disease of sorts that leaves them trapped inside their own minds for years, utterly isolated, before they’re finally allowed to die.

Brian Niemeier #fundie #wingnut

At this point there really might be demonic influence going around. It’s just not with the side you think it’s with, Brian.

Brian Ruhe #conspiracy #racist

I second what Creativerealms said: Wut?

Also, how can you even be a Star Trek fan at all if you’re, well, like that. ST tends to give the exact opposite messages than what the OP follows. Also, of course aliens didn’t build the Pyramids in Picard. You’re watching Star Trek, not Stargate, ya dumbass.

Kajm #wingnut

Oh, ffs, OP! Star Trek has always been very leftist in its views and themes! It’s part of what made it so good and progressive. That being said, I haven’t watched Picard either yet, but from what I’ve heard I’m happy it delves into more modern issues and shows that even the Federation has its flaws while even Romulans can be humane. It really makes it seem more realistic.

@Creativerealms #28167

Huh, I did not know that. But somehow, in my head, it all sounds too perfect. Trump really does sound like a (dumber, less charismatic) Joker.

EmpathicDesign #wingnut

@Malingspann #28058

finally become so demented he gets declared unfit and is removed from office?

At this rate, Trump can become a complete, drooling vegetable and his supporters would still praise him and keep him in power…

ViralCel #sexist #racist #psycho

Even though my Yugioh fase is looooong over

Seriously? An incel card game? I’m surprised they’re not blatantly lusting after the Dark Magician Girl…

Anyway, I have only one response: EXODIA, OBLITERATE!!!!

EmpathicDesign #wingnut

greatest President of The United States since Abraham Lincoln himself

I could laugh at this, but Comparing Trump to Lincoln is an insult to everything Lincoln accomplished. If Trump lived in that time, he would have supported the Confederacy and their slavery 110%, no doubt about it. Trump is like the incarnation of everything the Confederacy stood for.

who were hung up on losing a fair election.

Trump LOST the popular vote, you idiot, but he was still put in office. That alone shows how broken and unfair the US election system is.

DONALD. J TRUMP CANNOT LOSE.

Can someone please post some more examples about Trump’s “reverse midas touch”? You know, how the idiot practically fails at everything he tries?

Tim_in_Indiana #racist

I’ve recently read news of people (caucasian & european) in my country being found positive with the virus too. So yeah, it’s not “Chinese only”, idiot.

Lookscel #sexist #psycho

…If you hate women so much, why would you want to fuck them ‘till they love you?

SIGH FFS, just admit that like so many incels you are not truly into women and care more about “Chad Thundercock” and his perfect jawline.

I think I want to say more, but quite frankly the OP isn’t worth the effort. He’s a disgrace to true men anywhere.

Jed I. Knight #racist

While it’s greatly before my time, I admit the Belgian Congo colonization was a huge black mark on our history…

And while I admit that hearing stuff about “female circumcision” or “eating albino’s” or other such nonsensical crap from Africa does make me wonder how intelligent the average person there is, it’s as JeanP says: not a lack of intelligence per se, just a lack of anything resembling a decent education. Which is something the colonizers could have introduced while they were at it, but apparently didn’t.

Anyway, you’re not “Jed I. Knight”, you liar. You’re clearly “Shit Lord”.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

Women and Girls are Biblically Commanded to Dress Properly

…Okaaaay? And what’s your point? Why should anyone give a single f*ck what the bible commands? Especially if it’s something this inane?

Representative Jill Ford #fundie

You know, back in elementary school we had to make a unified, public prayer before each lunch (amongst other times), to thank God for the food he gave us (even though it was actually my mother who gave me my lunch, but anyway). But the joke’s on them, since as they never bothered to teach us what to actually say during the prayer, I just mumbled incoherently and nobody else noticed. It’s not like everyone else was perfectly in harmony either…

Still, I’m glad such blatant favoritism over one religion isn’t allowed anymore. Well, here at least. It was a pretty shitty school, I can tell you that much. Even if you ignore their blatant catholicism fetish. They even taught us creationism (despite that kinda being illegal here) and blatantly ingoring/dismissing students who asked how the dinosaurs fit into that story, also forced us to go to a nearby church regulary during school hours, and once showed us Ben-hur during class (pretty sure we were waaaaaaaaaay to young to see that film).

But all that’s a story for another day.

Pi10107 #fundie

(Atheists) want to get rid of anything Christian, all churches, the Bible, all (christian) morality, God, etc.

Considering the track record of most Christians that say this, how does that make us atheists evil exactly?

Science of Wholeness #quack #crackpot #magick

consuming more “living” water.

Well, if you insist… I admit I wouldn’t mind “eating” Suu (from Monster Musume: https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Suu).

David J. Stewart #fundie

FFS! Give it a rest, you sick obsessed nutjob! Your massive boner for “Queen James” is very tiresome and utterly ridiculous.

Besides, a fetish (and a lot of things) is like a dick. It’s okay to have one, it’s okay to be proud of it, but you shouldn’t wave it around in public and you certainly shouldn’t shove it down people’s throats. One would think you, with your hatred of all things sexual, would get that…

Also, “God's unconditional love”? Yeah, you keep using that word (unconditional), I don’t think it means what you think it does.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #conspiracy #quack

It’s like there’s a new outbreak of a virus of some kind every year. I think the elites just want us all dead.

The Resident Evil films are NOT documentaries, dumbass. Besides, if the Wuhan virus really was engineered to kill off all “non-elite”, you’d think it would be a lot more lethal and fast-spreading than it is now.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Unnamed New Light of God members and leaders #fundie #psycho

Because when you think about Jesus, you think about brutally murdering innocent people and dancing on their corpses! /s

Seriously, I’ll say it again: it’s pure evil like this that makes me hope there IS a Hell for those monsters to go to. And a Heaven for their poor victims.

blinkawesome #quack

FFS, it’s too early in the day to deal with this level of stupidity…

Anyway, I’m gonna try to keep it short. Vaccinations do NOT cause autism or even epilepsy. Do you even know what those things are? Besides, Autist myself here, I’d rather have this than die of a dangerous yet easily prevented disease. Also, “group of girls died from a vaccine”? Citation seriously needed.

Also, abortion is NOT murder, as the fetus is not yet self-aware or sentient by any definition at that stage. Forgive my words, but they’re just a clump of parasitic cells at that point. Abortion is no less murder than using a condom is. And pretty sure that abortion is NOT legal by the final stages, when the fetus really is a self-sustained & sentient baby.

So, either you’re REALLY dumb, or you’re a compulsive liar. Can’t decide which is worse yet.

ionlycopenow #psycho

But remember folks; Incels are in fact not sadistic psychopaths at all! They’re the real victims here!

I cannot stress enough this was meant as sarcastic as possible.

Ku Klos Knights #racist #homophobia

Look, KKK, let me tell you something: monsters like you make me genuinly ashamed of being caucasian. You pathetic jerks are a blight upon our society and deserve to be wiped out. Signed, a white heterosexual male.

PS: have any notable empires in fiction or RL ever been a force of good? So why are you proudly declaring yourself an empire?

Edmund_Kemper and various incels #sexist #psycho

@itachirumon #26871

Sweet to see another Bleach fan here! Especially since, with you knowing about Benihime’s Bankai, you’re not an anime-only fan. If you care to know, I was split between mentioning Benihime, Ichimonji, Ryujin Jakka, or Katen Kyokotsu here. Likewise with the X-axis and the Visionary for Quincy powers.

Dr. Kathy J. Forti #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Atlantean Outposts in Antarctica

…I don’t know how to tell you this, “dr.”, but Stargate is not a documentary. And if you’re a real doctor, then quite frankly I’m Batman. And I’m pretty sure I’m not nearly rich and ripped enough for that.