Lizard_People_Operative

@Lizard_People_Operative

Anonymous MG #quack #dunning-kruger

relegated to a life of eternal loneliness for having the audacity of being born wrong during the wrong era.

Incels: Why oh why wasn't I born in a magical future era where everything conforms to my bias?

YEAST #moonbat

...but a lot of this equipment is shit like nukes or missiles, that they can't use on civilians.

Are you SURE of that? I mean, they're led by a man who executed his own uncle with an anti-aircraft gun...

their entire culture is centered around their love of the Korean people. There is no way the military would shoot civilians.

Then why do they have thousands of artillery pieces pointed at Seoul 24/7?

Valiant Thor #ufo #conspiracy #moonbat #magick

I've got to admit, "Nazi hackers threw off the world's life-energy balance by hacking transmissions from Venus" is an... inventive conspiracy theory.

Donald Trump’s campaign #wingnut

Anonymous #wingnut #racist

Traffic to Dissident Right wing websites is at an all time high.

I wonder how many of those hits are people going "hmm, who're these guys who keep turning up near my protests? I'll just look them up and - WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?"

wwweamonreillydotcom #fundie #wingnut

Instead of admiring the saints like we used to do in Ireland, we idolise z-list showbiz celebrities, sports people and talentless, empty people who are just famous for being famous.

I agree that this is a bad thing, but that's not the fault of atheism, that's the fault of the media who pushes them as idols and the people who buy into it.

Atheism is a religion.

"Fundies do not understand the concept of 'not religious'", part eleventy billion.

The Distributist et al #dunning-kruger

None of my right wing friends should be under any illusion that they can get away with any amount of force or violence.

Where's the Donald Duck hysterical laughter gif when you need it?

Jeffrey I. Barke, M.D. #quack

This is like saying "I can fend off a half-dead old fool armed with a blunt fork any day of the week, so obviously I can take on a fully-equipped commando unit!"

Also, ever heard of "gut bacteria"? Obviously not.

James Lindsay #racist

If you give in to bullies, they always demand more. The point is to humiliate you into compliance so they can keep taking your lunch money.

Thanks for the advice, Lindsay. Now I suggest you fuck right off; because I'm done putting up with your bullshit.

Petit Grégory #racist

there are plans to rebox it if oppressed watermelons demonstrate again.

#FruitLivesMatter

Donald Trump’s campaign #wingnut

Huh... I went through the poll and the only time I voted Trump was No. 5, and that's because I couldn't choose the answer I wanted (i.e. "Tax the rich and spend it on social programs"). Also:

A Low IQ Democrat

Trying to lock up the incel vote now, are we?

vintologi #sexist #crackpot

Ive personally been offered by men to pay 100% for my transition in exchange for a relationship...

[CITATION NEEDED]

I assume he's saying that, because they have full control over their "sinful" desires, gay people can just stay celibate all their lives... but Roger here is not being very clear, especially since he keeps protesting that he's never done a variety of dodgy heterosexual things.

gmanpizza #homophobia

I think this sub needs to fix their view towards the people who dislike yaoi and yuri.

Translation: everyone should be uncritically supportive and nice when I say homophobic things.

Anti-intellectuals on r/Conservative #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

wolfblade111 #sexist

TL;DR: “How dare they give a female character a solid jawline and a personality that isn’t a pushover! SJWs ruin EVERYTHING! Also, I hate lesbians.”

Moses Messenger of God #god-complex #crackpot #fundie #mammon

Anonymous Coward 79040818 #sexist

…why [women] cannot logically drive a car…

“I drive my car with my manly-man STEM power!”

Richard Willet #conspiracy #sexist

@Spacewyrm #44070

Because they’re another bloody thing to clean once you take the suit off. And they need special chemicals, not just standard soap like works for all the rest of it.

Roger Marks #fundie #homophobia

Two. The fundamentalist has much more understanding about being a Christian that you do.

“I have a much better understanding of my specific, bigoted branch of this religion than you do.”

FTFY.

Wolfblade111 #racist

…via Kidnapping People…

Do you have any example where anyone has been kidnapped by the protestors? (Noting that several protestors have been effectively kidnapped by the police - i.e. held without charge/on spurious charges.)

wolfblade111 #racist

No, All Lives Matter gets hate because it’s an obvious attempt to twist the conversation away from talking about the repeated killings of black people, specifically, and into generalized territory where we don’t have to confront systemic racism.

And yes, Black Lives Matter is hated too… by troglodytes like you.

TheG-flash #sexist #racist

Anti-intellectuals on r/Conservative #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

…the desperate efforts…to defend the violence, looting, disorder and general monstrousness that have overtaken America’s cities.

i.e. the efforts to point out that, no matter what Fox or Trump say, these are mostly isolated incidents committed by agent provocateurs or organized criminals? Which you’re dismissing because you want all your nasty stereotypes about city-dwellers/black people/etc to be true?

EmpathicDesign #transphobia

Leaving aside the whole “I’ma gatekeep everything on the LGBTQ+ spectrum” issue… how the fuck is asexuality invalid? It’s a sexual orientation of “none”.

Wolfblade111 #homophobia #conspiracy

KEEP POLITICAL BULLSHIT OUTTA CARTOONS YA FUCKS!!! Leave that for shows targeted at teens and shit.

Anyone want to bet that, were a gay kiss to pop up in a teen show within the OP’s line of sight, they’d be just as outraged as they are now?

J Sav #wingnut #racist

…Can anyone make any sense out of this? It feels like he’s crammed a tourist ad, some “well other people were racist too!”, and a random attack on the Democrats (which isn’t mentioned again after the title) into one confusing mass.

C. Lee #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

…You still don’t have grounds for firing them. I don’t care what God said about it; I don’t care how often you insist that “America is a Christian country”; you still can’t legally fire them.

Linda Harvey #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

Never forget, these folks have never respected laws or rules…

In much the same way that I suspect you’d fight a law which said Christians are insane and need to be locked away, or that Christians can be denied healthcare without repercussions, or that…

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #mammon

…You need to see some kind of sexual professional and/or find a site that does a certain kind of content, but I have no idea who I’d need to refer you to to get you to stop jizzing your conspiracies all over the internet.

Bro. Michael Dimond and Bro. Peter Dimond #fundie

It’s a dogma of the Catholic Church that States have a right, and indeed a duty, to prevent the members of false religions from publicly propagating and practicing their false faiths.

But if the state in question decides to introduce religious freedom, that also frees their politicians from having to pay attention to Catholic dogma. So it’s a pointless piece of nothing. A bit like your little monastery.

Independent Conservative Voices(TM) #wingnut #racist #pratt

The German people threw their support behind Hitler because they were tired of antifa terrorism.

Up next on The Alt-Right Show: “Did antifa cause the Black Death?”

YEAST #moonbat

Because North Korea has a much smaller and much, much more compliant population, and they haven’t had anything to spark off these kind of large-scale riots yet?

stonetoss #racist

So… is he arguing that white cops don’t kill black people but black people don’t loot (because it all takes place on opposite day), or that white people are always the one doing the looting (because the black looting takes place on opposite day)?

Roger Marks #fundie

Graham Lineham #transphobia

When a transphobe finally runs out of BS excuses for their total lack of supporting evidence.

anon1822 and Ectasy #sexist #conspiracy

Why are so few women into nerdy activities…?

Because misogynists like you force them out by assuming they’re only there to meet Chad and look hot, and then treating them like shit because of that?

ionlycopenow #sexist #dunning-kruger

You always hear foids complaining that all men are trash and all men cheat.

You do indeed hear this a lot, if you replace everything women say with stuff invented by pop culture and your own hate.

stonetoss #transphobia

Oh great, one of those alt-right memes which are incomprehensible if you don’t already understand their specific hate-filled tropes.

LeftistNotLiberal #moonbat

Everyone else has already covered off on “the gulags were terrible”, so instead I’ll say: if you’ve “maintained [the penal system] for the longest time”, you’re part of the problem.

BikPillPres #sexist #pratt

YOU ARE EITHER ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO KEEP A WOMAN "EXCITED" JUST BY BEING AROUND HER, OR YOU HAVE TO BECOME HER FUCKING PET JESTER TO MOTIVATE, TRICK AND/OR GUILT HER INTO TRYING TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU

Or you could try talking to her like a normal human being, rather than hanging around trying to be a Nice Guy, but I guess that doesn’t fit the one-dimensional incel narrative.

Richard Willet #conspiracy #sexist

Bog standard “I don’t understand COVID-19″ meets not understanding reptilian biology.

Ellen Atkin/MKultragirl #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #fundie

Sexualized 4th dimensional Interfacing with Actors and Politicians took over after beta programming started to wear off.

So no one and nothing was ever sexual until the “beta programming” started to wear off? It must have been hard to reproduce.

Ricardo Duchesne #racist #crackpot #wingnut

The white race is uniquely altruistic.

Some fundies take a while to get to the crazy part, or try to hide it. This guy just jumps right in. It’d be admirable… if he wasn’t a racist prick.

stonetoss #transphobia #ableist

…Isn’t one of the great advantages of relying on science that things aren’t taken on faith? That, when people come up with an idea, they test it to make sure it works, rather than relying on their own biases?

Oh, I forgot: that wouldn’t give Mr. Stonetoss an excuse to bash transgender people.

Various Incels #sexist

Imagine having everything you could ever want in life handed to you on a silver platter and yet you still kill yourself

Imagine having the ability to make anything you want of yourself and yet you still hang around on incels.co being a misogynistic asshole and making jokes about suicide.

Richard William Smith #conspiracy #crackpot #ufo #magick

This reads like Richard had a dozen separate ideas for his story, didn’t want to drop any of them because they’re all so brilliant, and then was too lazy to do more than one book. And was also insane and/or on hallucinogens.

C. Lee #fundie

start witnessing to them and either make it unbearable for them to work there or inspire their heart to change.

”If we just bully them enough, they’ll convert to Jesus!”