TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Ford Campbell #crackpot #pratt

I swear, I don’t think I’ve ever read someone’s argument against evolution that didn’t get something seriously wrong about it somewhere or other.

Angelica Zambrano #fundie #psycho

someuserofreddit12 #fundie #god-complex

Of course, he doesn’t mention all the times he asked Zeus for something and it did NOT happen….

Raphael via Ken Carey #crackpot #ufo #fundie #magick

My level of vibrational penetration was sufficient

OK I cannot resist saying this…

That’s what SHE said!

Meus & andinocel #racist #sexist

Gary Curtis #transphobia #fundie #wingnut

Roosh V #fundie #dunning-kruger

[From "The Theory Of Evolution Is Incompatible With Christianity"]

Just…start there. That’s kinda the reason I ain’t a Christian anymore.

Living for Christ #fundie #pratt

(2) The Earth is round. (Isaiah 40:22) At the time, people thought the earth was flat.

The funny thing is that that's also the one "flat-earthers" use as "evidence".... because it says "circle" not "sphere"

TheOfficialTOY #ufo #conspiracy

@Speakeasy #89546

Why is everyone so convinced there'll be a UFO in every backyard?

That sounds like part of some really weird political campaign slogan by some really out-there fringe candidate..."I promise a chicken in every pot, and a UFO in every backyard!"

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #racist

Wait, if all of reality is scripted, doesn’t that mean that YOU are scripted too, Jerry? I’m confused now. Hmmm…

*looks around* Is Vince Russo around here somewhere?

(sorry, excuse the wrestling reference, lol…a “booker” who was well known for creating confusing storylines where you weren’t sure what was supposed to be taken as “real” or scripted…when anyone with a half a brain knew it’s all scripted…well, with some few-and-far-between exceptions)

Jacob Harrison #psycho #fundie

Judy Byington/Romana Didulo/The Storm Rider #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

Romana Didulo, Sovereign Head of State and Commander-in-Chief of the Sovereign Republic of Canada

Considering the actual one of those is Queen Elizabeth II, no you’re not.

Pastor David L. Brown, Ph.D. #fundie #quack

Then there are the occult symbols on Kadabra. He has a pentagram on his forehead, SSS on his chest and he is giving the Satanic salute with his left hand.

I assume the “Satanic salute” means the “sign of the horns”?

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….OK, that’s a bit of a stretch.

Michele Bachmann #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Jan. 6, we’re all told that that’s the worst day that ever happened, these were the worst riots in America.

No, literally no one said that.

Tobey Wheelock/Ra #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

I aint gonna lie tho…I’m all for it, if it means they’ll shut up about the damn “frequency” of every damn thing.

@Bastethotep #89366

It just makes me think of George McFly in Back To The Future…. “I am your density!”

Stonetoss #racist #psycho

I honestly don’t see how this is supposed to support his cause…

Bill Vallicella #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie #quack #wingnut

Sam, the Anarcho-Wigist #moonbat

Mischiefclarity #elitist #god-complex #psycho #racist #sexist #transphobia

I know this may trigger the "feminists" in the group

There’s feminists on stormfront??

Joshua from Vega via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #magick

I am ancient as you can see with my silver hair.

It means you’re old, not that you’re an alien.

Connie Waterman #wingnut #sexist

“Democrats are evil comic book villains” part 1,983,425

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut

UFOs sighted near Navy and other US military facilities

UFOs sighted near military bases…jeez, there’s just no possible explanation as to what those might actually be…

Of course, those in the loop know that most UFOs being sighted over the territory of the US and its major allies are actually reverse engineered antigravity spacecraft which were acquired in various ways—UFO crashes, secret agreements, etc.

That’s not what “reverse engineered” means!

Steven Fishman #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

Socrates #racist #wingnut

Just to name a few famous women that are generally thought of by most as attractive: Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli…all Jewish. The last two are even literally from Israel. Oh, and another one, Milana Vayntrub! (the girl in those AT&T commercials lol)

Thomas Munos #fundie

That’s just giving evolution a different name and saying “but God did it.” You’re literally describing “theistic evolution.”

Living for Christ #fundie

David #fundie #pratt

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #ufo #crackpot

He also says said Arizona is the first bubble percolating up

You mean the thing that actual Arizona Republicans are starting to get pissed off about?

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/554806-republicans-lose-patience-with-arizona-election-audit

touchdeprivedandfine & sp4cel0ver #psycho #sexist

I am not the tiktok e-stacy bluepilled dyed hair goth becky who is ferociously bisexual and likes sanrio.

Well, that is weirdly specific.

Jessica Arael Marrocco #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Next question: are we supposed to know who the fuck “Peter the Insider” is?

Various Anti Vaxxers #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

Sherri Tenpenny, an anti-vaxxer

So, yeah, she’s probably worth about that much. Ten cents.

South Carolina State Senator Josh Kimbrell #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

"There are people of faith and there are people who have traditional views of the notion there's two genders — which I happen to hold to

And what in the blue hell does that even have to do with the issue at hand?

None #psycho #racist #sexist #wingnut

The guy’s name is “None”? Let me guess, cus he ain’t getting none?

Jessica Arael Marrocco #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Jessica Arael Marrocco is a psychic/intuitive, medium, past-life regressionist, Akashic record reader, radio host, podcaster, and owner of the radio station called AndronETalksRadio. com.

So…..in other words, full of shit?

Crazy_canuck #psycho

whitehouse90310 & Ruthless #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

These guys probably also believe that crap about how Arab immigrants (or whatever the predominant immigrant group in their area might be, the story changes depending on where you are!) supposedly get 7 years without having to pay taxes when they come to the US. 100% a myth, but I’ve personally known more than one person who completely believed it.

Eric Dubay #crackpot #conspiracy

Human Race Survival Resistance (HRSR)/MissionaryJapan #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #magick #ufo #quack #racist #dunning-kruger

Wow, fill up your crackpot bingo card with this one, folks!

Basghetti #crackpot #homophobia #sexist

Eric Dubay #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Various Commenters #moonbat #pratt

The Galactic Federation via Aurora Ray #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut

We are sending powerful photon gamma light rays into the cells of your being through the central sun.

That’s just a really pretentious way to say “it’s sunny outside”

Eric Dubay #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Damn, I thought I saw some nonsensical “sovereign citizen” stuff before, but that just kinda takes the cake.

Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) #moonbat #pratt

I dunno tho, ask the US who or what China is….they’ll give you a different answer depending on just who’s asking.

Dave Cunningham #racist

Various Commenters #psycho #racist

I want to be a good mommy figure for my white boys ♥️♥️

I think that says more about the guy typing that (because that’s absolutely what it was) than anything else…if that was what he imagines a “mommy figure” to be. Getting a little Oedipal there maybe…

CadyshackJack #racist #sexist

Legendarywristcel #sexist #dunning-kruger

I’ve never been married, but still, I’ve noticed women seem to get a lot more attractive to me the more I actually like them as a person. I guess incels wouldn’t know about anything like that, of course…