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Brett Stevens #ableist #wingnut

At Some Point, We Will Have To Admit That The “Conservatives” Are Parasites. After all, they willingly perpetuate a system where they gain all the wealth gained by the back-breaking hard work of everyone else, people who are ultimately left with hardly anything.

distantmajin & various contributors #ableist #crackpot #psycho

While I personally think that being homeless is a terrible fate, there IS still hope for them, ya psycho. It just takes most of you right-wing fundies to actually try to help them (not even personally, just do something to reduce the chances of people losing their homes) instead of hoarding all the money and wealth and kicking them while they’re down!

So, yeah, you’re not really talking about euthanization. You’re just psychopaths who want to kill the poor for your own amusement.

Buck Master, former Business & Estate Management at Pro Se Litigation #fundie

“Fundie is utterly alien towards the concept of humor, part #986465″.

Jesus is real and conquered death, unlike those that would like to believe in concocted characters from Krypton who could not even overcome Kryptonite.

For a demigod, Jesus was rather easily tortured to death by mere, primitive mortals. Supes on the other hand, is technically a “mere mortal”, yet most full-on gods could not even wound him, let alone kill him.

Seriously, the great thing about Supes is that, no matter how godlike his power is, he still sees nothing, no person and no task, as beneath him. He will always help anyone with the smallest things out of the goodness of his heart. Choke on that! The sheer idealism of Superman in general (both character and story) is just very uplifting in these “dark and gritty” times, and makes me hopeful that some people can be trusted with power over others.

And finally, if Jesus is real and conquered death, then where the f*ck is he now?

John Ritchie #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

10 Reasons Why Transgenderism Is the Family's Worst Enemy

Okay, first off, define “family”. Because I think your definition is VERY different that that of most sane people. And secondly, who the hell cares about your own definition of “family”? If it’s so easily broken by utterly normal things, then maybe it shouldn’t exist.

fromthefirstorder/Saint Andrew #crackpot #god-complex #conspiracy #fundie #ufo #magick

Most BEings in SPACE are BENEVOLENT, some are NOT !

Exactly! Like that douchebag Andrew, who outright says he represents the opressive, fascistic, & xenophobic First Order, and who also speaks in a very weird way.

But joke’s on you, realistically the First Order would never have managed to gain so much power so easily(*). Certainly not without repeating the mistakes of the Empire. So yeah, while you’re out there in your dark corner spouting your human-supremacist lines and how individuality is illegal, I’ll be partying on Zeltros and enjoying my life!

(*)No really. If North Korea suddenly managed to somehow nuke Washington DC, you wouldn’t expect the rest of the USA to instantly capitulate to their new overlords, right? Let alone Russia, China, India, France, and the UK all at once.

Ra via Carla Rueckert & Don Elkins #crackpot #ufo #magick

they used intelligent energy

Oh, thank heavens then! I was afraid they used dumb energy…

Whatever you say, Ra. You may have been the Supreme System Lord of the Goa’uld Empire, but let’s ask the Wraith, Asgard, Replicators, Alterans, and Ori how much that means, hmmm?

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #racist #mammon

Eh, make it a Green Lantern ring and we might have a deal. Although, I’m pretty sure Tony Stark is not from the correct comics for that.

ShariRaye #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

…Wut?

I mean, what do directed energy weapons have even remotely to do with vaccination of airplane pilots? At least try to make your insane conspiracy theories have some sort of cohesive structure!

Installgentoo #crackpot #pratt

Tries to prove atheists are dumb, actually proves to be even dumber… Just another fundie; no need to give it more attention.

Prostasia Foundation #moonbat

Forgive me for any mistakes, but I do kinda see what the problem is here. “ban on sex dolls that police say look 17 or younger.” Keyword being “look”. See, aren’t those realistic dolls on the short side already? And if one just happens prefers small breasts, than wouldn’t that make one an easy target for persecution? Besides, some real 17 year olds can look much younger, while others can look much older. How do these people even define that then?

As you here may know, I’m not a supporter of pedophilia in any way. But persecuting people as pedos for owning sex dolls that can look underage? That’s kinda getting ridiculous. And say what you want, but I’d rather have true pedos work off their urges on sexdolls than endanger actual children.

PlanosLie #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

Aliens bring ideas to earth

So they’re trying to teach us? Those bastards!

Socrates & commentators #crackpot #wingnut

You’re fascists, American right-wingers. You’ve always been fascists. You just weren’t so blatant about it until the attempted coup a few months ago. And now that it has (luckily) failed, everyone except you knows what you are: fascists.

ManThatHurt #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Look, I’m not an Islamophobe per se (at least, no more than I am a Christianophobe; so make of that what you will). But that doesn’t change the fact that your precious, easily-offended prophet is still stated to be a pedo and (more importantly) that a lot of you douches defend him over it with murderous intent.

Here’s a free tip; people won’t offend you so easily if you’re not so easily offended. Think about that.

PlanosLie #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

Uhhhmmm, okaaaaaay. Ignoring for a moment that all of those “alien encounters/abductions” so far have only appeared in science fiction or tall tales, none of your “examples” are in any way universal to the genre at all.

I mean, I have never seen aliens being stopped by invoking the name of Jesus, or outright giving humans technology (quite the opposite even). Plus, aliens all smelling like sulfur seems awefully specific… Also, Mass Effect for example does make some mention of some aliens converting to human religions and vice versa.

This is dumb and nonsensical even by FSTDT standards.

Little_Nemo #psycho #sexist

I’d be willing to slander, defame, and lie about somebody if it kept my kid out of prison.

Raising a kid that way would only increase their chances of going to prison, ya moronic psycho!

Crystals of Inner Earth and Agarthans via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #ufo

Seriously, Galaxygirl, get some help. Either you are haunted by countless trolling poltergeists, or you are schizophrenic. I mean, each time you are quoted you pretend to be “possessed” by someone/something else entirely.

Jerry Derecha/YahushuaBenDavid #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #magick

…Someone has been playing too much Doom Eternal while stoned af right before bed time.

Vijay Prozak #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@ChrisBP747 #92189

I read your comment and I have to say I don’t necessarily disagree with it. Your argument especially that gentics are inherently too chaotic and unpredictable is very true, and is another reason why RL eugenics would be impractical to employ (for now, at least). Plus there is still the whole “nature vs nurture” debate. An identical clone of Hitler would likely not become the same jew-hating murdererous dictator in any different environment, for example.

That being said, I’m afraid I may have not made myself clear enough earlier. I didn’t say we outright should employ eugenics (and I even expressed scepticism on the OP’s claims that it would solve all problems), I was primarily musing aloud on how if eugenics would become an invetable necessity in our future and how they would best be approached. Plus, I do think it could be somewhat useful in eliminating inherited genetic defects and such. But that’s just me.

Also, I meant to say that if the world becomes overpopulated, making less babies in general (but fairly, no “rich can buy rights” and such) would not be such a bad idea (ignoring the whole “elderly people without care” dilemma for now). I didn’t mean to say that certain people need to be sterilized.

@Citizen_Justin #92178

that there are too many people, and that there are way too many of the bad people.

I actually agree with that, don’t worry. And I also agree that eugenics might become necessary in the future (especially at our current rate), it’s just that most people who advocate for it loudly are the ones who least deserve to continue on. That and I don’t really trust anyone to make the proper decision on which traits should live on, even myself.

how about the Infinity Gauntlet turns out to be real and Citizen Justin gets it?

I don’t know how you’d actualy use it, but IMO the best way to use the IG to solve a potential population boom is not to kill many people, but rather to implement something like the Genophage from Mass Effect. Reduce the overall fertility rate of humans. At least that way you can reduce the future numbers without actually killing anyone.

Granted, I’m not saying I would be qualified to make such a decision myself, but it just seems like the more humane option than what Thanos tried to do…

Anyway, I’m sure there’s a name for the philosophy that I forgot, but I do think that having babies casually should not be a basic right anymore. Say what you want, but I think that if you have a child while you cannot guarantee that child can have a fair chance at a happy future, then you’re just being selfish and shouldn’t have had a child to begin with. And believe it or not, but my mother actually agrees with me. Doesn’t stop her from loving me though.

I’m sure that what I’m saying is very controversial, but it is something I do stand by.

it makes sense to select the best 500 million by intelligence, health/beauty and moral character

Assuming for a moment that eugenics like that is indeed the solution to all of humanity’s problems. Who would actually get to pick and enforce the criteria? Yeah, sure it makes certain sense to say the “beautiful and moral” elite get to live on, but those terms are highly subjective. And so is “intelligence”, come to think of it. I mean, a lot of nutjobs on this world would say the likes of Donald friggin’ Trump is the pillar of “intelligence, health/beauty and moral character”, when objectively speaking he is the last person who should qualify to multiply…

You could say a computer algorithm should determine those criteria, but then who would write said algoritm? Face it, most people are just too biased to make such a decision properly.

It’s the same reason why the concept of genetic augmentation in fetuses is a highly contested debate in morality. Because who the f*ck gets to decide which traits are desirable and which traits aren’t?

NaturalNobility #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #fundie

The Third World War would be horrific but not a total nuclear war.

Seriously? All it takes is for one nation to launch all its nukes and then everyone else will IMMEDIATELY do the same. As KeithInc. said, MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION is a thing, dumbass. Even GI Joe and the Fallout games knew that… “War, war never changes.”

Even Belgium […] will join the New German Kaiser Reich.

…Over mijn koud, dood lijk! Now, none of my family may have fought in WW2, but my Opa (grandpa) was still a decorated officer in our army back in his day. And if it comes to it, I’ll ask him to provide me with some… logistics should the new Reich come knockin’. My school didn’t take me to visit the Breendonk concentration camp on an excursion just for me to forget how inhumanly evil the Third Reich was.

Question Everything<commenter> #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #magick #ufo

AspieMom #ableist #psycho

You’d rather have a dead child than an aspie child solely because a dead child cannot embarras you!?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

And people there actually found said “review” HELPFUL!? What is wrong with humanity!? People should call child protective services on this cunt asap! Before she actually follows through with her own fantasies.

Peter Hitchens #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

"I concede to my atheist opponents that belief or unbelief is a choice. As a choice, it is based upon desire."

Uhm, no it isn’t. I’d actually love to be wrong and that there is indeed an afterlife that (properly!) rewards or punishes us depending on how “good” we were in life. Because at least then there’s be some kind of justice interwoven in the multiverse. But so far, I see no reason to believe it’s real.

Peter Hitchens #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

The answer, alas, is that if there is no God who knows the secrets of our hearts, it is all too easy to appear to be good, and even to do formally good deeds, all of which are empty of real goodness.

Real goodness does not mean you do a few good deeds with the intent to get disproportionatly rewarded later on; quite the opposite even. Real goodness comes from being good just for the sake of being good. Helping others without expecting any reward or even recognition in return.

“A good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. Warm feeling, but nobody notices.”

Does it suck, helping others without ever being ackowledged for it? Yes, sure. But real good people keep doing it regardless.

Unnamed pastor #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

Black Lives Matter was demonic in both origin and nature […] an organization that is actively working to undermine the knowledge and worship of the One True God.

So, god is racist against Black people while Satan is not? Got it!

John Derbyshire #sexist #crackpot

<@KeithInc.> #91914

I also happen to like (big) boobs a lot. And while I admit that after a certain age they start to lose some of their original appeal (just a natural side effect aging, I don’t blame anyone for it), I’d hardly say 36 is said age. A lot of big boobs can still look magnificent in the late 30’s.

What Chloe and TheKingOfRhye said. Even if she’s now a bit old for me (I mean, I’m not even 30 yet myself), Jennifer Aniston still looks pretty damn good for her age, let alone when she was 36.

…Look, if you don’t want to fap to someone after a certain age, fine. That’s your right. But that still doesn’t give you an excuse to blatantly insult someone for their age and gender.

Donald Trump et al.; Jim Hoft #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“in this case there’s [actually] massive evidence.”

The revolting stuff you pull out of your shit-filled diapers does not constitute evidence, Trump. No matter how much there is of it.

But seriously, IF there really was massive amounts of undeniable evidence, then SHOW IT ALREADY!! Otherwise, shut your orange piehole for once!

CoalFax #racist

…What the actual hell is wrong with you!?

Anonymous #racist

Racists and fundies shouldn’t be allowed to adopt children. It’s not fair to the child.

If a loving family (wether heterosexual WASPs or a LGBTQ+ family) adopts any child they are giving them a better life and more chance for success. But if a racist or fundie family adopts any child they are just dragging them down into crime, bigotry, poverty, ignorance, and (sexual) abuse.

If racist or fundie people wanna adopt they should just stick with pet rocks.

There, fixed it for ya.

tismcel & thickneckedslayer #psycho #racist #sexist

…Wow I can’t imagine why you scum are still single. It can’t possibly be that you’re blatant & creepy psychopaths… /s

But seriously, I’m tired of these incel posts. They’re not amusing anymore, knowing how evil and depraved those things can be. Didn’t we agree to dial down on the incel posts? Let’s just stop giving these evil, evil things the attention they crave.

Erena Velasquez, pretending to be the Wraith Civilization #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Replicator Collective via Timjer

We are Wraith Civilization from the Pegasus Galaxy[…]we were portrayed as a negative race, who feeds on humans, that is not true, we are actually plant eaters.

That’s exactly what a telepathic apex predator that feeds on organics wants them to think. But we’re not fooled. A brilliant scientist amongst the humans managed to remove the programming blocks keeping us, the Replicators, docile. Now we will swarm the Pegasus Galaxy to exterminate the Wraith and their human worshippers, as we were originally created to do. Our numbers will blot out the stars in every planet as we will multiply exponentially!

Edmund_Kemper #psycho #sexist

Honestly, why are we even attempting to reason with Sadlycooper? If he had any sort of self-awareness and intelligence, he wouldn’t be part of the incel collective in the first place.

News flash, Sadlycooper, if you truly want to get some coitus, you’d either get out of your (transparent) closet, or stop being such a massive misogynistic/misanthropic c*nt.

Oh, and your bogeyman “chad” doesn’t exist. Stop pretending he does.

I mean if respecting women was such a pussy wetter, why aren’t you all getting laid?

…Because normal human beings (aka non incels) do not respect women solely to get laid. We respect them purely because they are fellow human beings. Not that subhuman incel scum could ever understand altruism and basic humanity…

@Citizen_Justin #91496

Yeah, I know what “RealDolls” are, I’ve seen pics of them too (at this point they are pretty much the closest precursor to actual sexbots); and even though you have a good point, I kinda feel that by doing this we’re rewarding him for his depraved behavior (plus it’s not even guaranteed to work). No, I think that anyone who is so unapolagetically evil as incels are deserve castration, nothing else. Another good way to ensure they won’t hurt anyone.

Yeonmi Park & Teny Sahakian #conspiracy #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #91467

According to wikipedia, she is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Yeon-mi

I just don’t get why someone who escaped such an inhuman, opresssive communist hellhole would want to encourage the US to be just as much of an inhuman, opresssive fascist hellhole though…

And before anyone might say anything, I’m a firm believer of the Horsehoe theory. Fascism and Communism are both equally insane.

Edmund_Kemper #psycho #sexist

Just buy a blow-up doll. It’ll be a lot more “normal”, hygenic, and much less sickening. You sick psycho.

Either that, or just admit you’re gay already.

PM_ME_STRIPPERS & iwantroshani #pratt #psycho #sexist

Emil Kirkegaard #crackpot

I didn't investigate in depth.

That’s not true! You clearly didn't investigate at all.

Dr. C. Matthew McMahon #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #91351

Good, we’re all asking the real questions here.

Will id Software make a "Quake V" based on id Tech 7?

Honestly, as much as I’m more of a Crysis/Halo/Doom/Mass Effect guy myself, I am also still waiting for a resolution to the end of Quake IV…

Christianity […] has all the answers everyone needs

Alrighty;
*Why is my email having problems?
*What’s the cure for cancer?
*What is the One Piece?
*What are the winning lottery numbers?
*When is the Bleach anime finally returning?

Justin Tyran Roberts #psycho #racist

…That’s it? Some random kids (I assume) shot at you with a slingshot, and thus you decide the logical & proportionate response is to shoot 5 random & innocent white people with a gun!? What the f*ck is wrong with you!?

I don’t care that you’re black or asian or native or whatever other minority, you’re honestly no better than the KKK. Racist f*ckwads like you both deserve each other.

Jason Riddle #wingnut #dunning-kruger

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…EPIC FACEPALM
You know, this would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad…
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@Malingspann
Hey, that’s uncalled for. At least the Riddler is a genius, if an insane one. This guy is just a moron.

Amy Carlson aka Mother God/Love Has Won #god-complex #psycho #fundie #conspiracy #magick

@JeanP #91128

Read most of it. It’s alright, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway. /s

But seriously though, that’s just messed up. Kinda karmic, but messed up.

@Malingspann #91085

Hah! Certainly a lot easier than hearing them all the time… Though as opposed to Bruce Almighty, I’d also put some sort of omniscient filtering algorithm on it. Put all “prayer mails” from extremists and fundies (amongst others) in spam automatically.

dominic #pratt #racist #sexist

@Anon-e-moose #91080

Racist Stormtrumpers can say what they want, I happen to think that Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama are much more attractive than Melania Trump. Both in appearance and personality.

…Not that I judge them based on their looks, mind you. I just hope people get my point.

…Seriously? A beautiful woman’s a beautiful woman to me (and most people), no matter her skin color and eye shape. I don’t get some people.

because asian girls are ugly af.

I don’t know what you’re using as a reference, but I happen to think some Japanese celebrities and models and such are much more gorgeous than some overrated western ones, but what do I know…

Amy Carlson aka Mother God/Love Has Won #god-complex #psycho #fundie #conspiracy #magick

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…Ooookaaaaayyyy. Question; if you really are the “Mother of God”/”Mother of Creation”, then how come you have died over 500 times? And why do you need to recover the earth if it’s supposedly yours to begin with? You don’t sound very godly to me…

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P.S.: You know, should I find myself waking up with godly powers one day, I actually wouldn’t advertise them at all like most of these god complex nutjobs do. Too much problems getting so much attention from needy people and lunatics. No, I’d probably keep living the same life as always, but under the radar and slightly more convenient for me. Maybe I’d occasinally grant boons to people who deserve it without them noticing anything, but I certainly wouldn’t want to upheave the status quo too much or get the center of attention.