Many atheists and secularists identify February 12 as Darwin Day, as it’s the day Darwin was born. The Bible is clear that Darwinian evolution is false, and that God created the world in six literal 24-hour days. It’s time to #CancelDarwin . Let’s get this hashtag trending today!
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I’ve been an atheist and a secularist for a damn long time, probably since before at least some people reading these words right now were born….and honestly, I had no idea February 12th was Darwin’s birthday until I just read that right now. Does Ray think atheists worship Darwin like some atheist version of Jesus Christ?
And everyone who attends university is obliged to worship Darwin on the 12th, lest they be cancelled.
Actually, I never knew that some cared about Darwin's birth. Knowledge is also not Darwin worship. Projection and false equivalence fallacies. We know much more today about biology and evolution than Darwin ever did.
But yes, literalist creationism is anti-science. And make sure to never use Apple OSX machines, because they run Darwin BSD inside. You may want to request for it to be renamed to Banana BSD. Oh! But a traditional BSD mascot is a little demon, inspired by DAEMON... You're screwed.
Since you're stuck pre-Darwin, you may as well use the tools he used, like sketchpads anyway. Who needs computers? The Bible doesn't mention them. Even neckties are missing...
So your "Darwin Day" is actually a straw man for your suggestion to celebrate an "ignorance is bliss" day?
Edit/Adding:
Linking https://fstdt.com/LWZ9QDSVX$N3K as it's part of the same anti-science campaign
@TheKingOfRhye #189800
Does Ray think atheists worship Darwin like some atheist version of Jesus Christ?
Probably. I think that it has to do with fundies’ very close-minded worldview in general. They simply cannot grasp anyone NOT worshipping anything like a deity. And since we atheists don’t worship any known deities, even pagan ones, and we subscribe to the “heretical teachings of evolutionism”, then obviously we atheists MUST be worshipping Darwin as some sort of false prophet.
It’s kinda fascinating if it wasn’t so annoying…
“Many atheists and secularists identify February 12 as Darwin Day, as it’s the day Darwin was born.”
I would guess that maybe biologists observe Darwin Day. I certainly don’t. I’d be more likely to observe Edgar Allen Poe Day… Whenever that is.
But you will insist that we worship Darwin, and that evolution is an atheist idea. Adorably.
"The Bible is clear that Darwinian evolution is false, and that God created the world in six literal 24-hour days.”
It’s also clear that the world he created is flat, under a solid sky, and the moon is about the size of South Carolina. Not good reasons to give a shit what it says.
“It’s time to #CancelDarwin.”
Y’all have been trying for over a century.
“Let’s get this hashtag trending today!”
G’head. Cancel Darwin. Burn all his books. Guess how much that’ll affect evolutionary theory, numbnuts?
The Bible is clear that Darwinian evolution is false, and that God created the world in six literal 24-hour days.
Even if you ignore that atheists tend not to care what the Bible claims in the slightest(*), most things the Bible quite literally claims as facts have been easily proven false for a LOOONG time.
(*)To put it in words you’d understand, Bananaman, atheists care just as much about the Bible as Christians do about the Quran.
@C #189846
Not in so many words. But it’s rolling around inside the solid sky, like the sun, it’s not that far away and it cannot be anywhere near the size of, well, the actual moon. Just a decoration hanging up there.
Guess what Darwin was in training to be before his discoveries that turned him Agnostic? Was it the only reason why those who were initially training him to join their ranks later buried & memorialised him in their august halls of Theology ?:
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Well, you can ask this other person given the same due respect in what is known as ’Scientist’s Corner’ of Westminster Abbey:
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The fact the owners of Westminster Abbey showed the same respect to an Atheist is the least of your problems, o OP. Because when no less than the Church of England themselves admit the claim that Darwin had a ‘Deathbed’ Conversion’ was a hoax it’s clear that your ‘God’ is just as false, Ray Cumfart.
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