Mark Marquis #racist #wingnut #psycho

Mark Marquis #racist #wingnut #psycho wnd.com

I would have blasted away, a whole pile of black or mexican youth, pulled out my extra magazines and kept firing until my handgun was to hot to hold, the number of notches in the grip would have reduced the grip by 90%, A WHOLE LOT FEWER " EBT" CARDS IN CIRCULATION, and a whole percentage point taken off the crime rate. It would have looked a remake of " Zulu dawn" with me winning.

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"... and then Mommy would have picked me up outside Spencer Gifts and she'd buy me some Dippin Dots foe being such a good boy!"

@Lucilius #21236

Best response ever!

I’m picturing him standing there daydreaming with an evil grin on his face as he imagines the scene he described and Mom’s looking at him funny and going “Uh….okaaaaaay…..”.

And then you'd be arrested and tried for murder because it's clearly disportunite to the threat.

Internet tough guys were already obnoxious enough without being gratuitously racist to boot.

it is interesting how even the most blatantly bloodthirsty psychos still feel the need to try and reframe their fantasies of ultra-violence they so obviously and shamelessly revel in so that they can pretend to be acting in self-defence....and how utterly they always fail at it.

You’d start a shooting spree IN A MALL? Hundreds of innocent people, AND you, would probably end up dead from that mayhem.

...and a stray round hits a pregnant white woman.

When Charlottesville did untold damage to the white right's 'cause': and no gun was required to commit murder, then you know you failed when you so much as thought of your BS, OP.

No you moron, you would have blown your toes off after you shot out a display window.

@ Lucilius-fucking Spencers. If I want an entitled frat rat with whiskey dick, that’s where I’d go to find him.

@The_Crimson_Ghost #21282

Hey Spencers is fun for people who aren’t entitled frat rats! And I’m not even sure I want to know what whiskey dick means.

@KZadBhat #21287

It's a common slang for limpdick. Alcohol tends to cause temporary erectile dysfunction. Basically, they're a drunk and impotent to boot.

@KZadBhat #21287

Spencer's has its place, but I outgrew it the second I turned 18, & that was 22 years ago. I suppose the appeal of bongs, shot glasses, Che Guevera & t shirts making stupid jokes about titties is lost on this old lady.

And woe to the man who suffers from even semi permanent WD.

Very good, Marquis. You could be used as a poster boy for gun control, they should not be sold to the mentally ill.

@GabrielLaVedier #21305

It reminds me of the old Dead Kennedys song, and some men can be too drunk to fuck.

@The_Crimson_Ghost #21338

It’s been about that long since I’ve been in one too. They haven’t actually devolved into glorified head shops, have they? They used to have pretty cool puzzles and toys, too.

Every time I hear of “whiskey dick” I picture the male lead (a redneck who looked like a frumpy Jerry Lee Lewis) of the “Worst Porno Ever Made” Batpussy. The man literally had one….
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Pussy
https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/09/24/fantastic-fest-review-bat-pussy-will-evaporate-your-libido
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R7Md2aq7Oo
….This movie is ridiculous, by the way. The last link shows the only part of the film that’s safe for work. It’s actually pretty silly and weirdly fun to watch (Batpussy emerges from her TARDIS-like Port-A-Potty hideout and rides her ‘Hippity-Hop’ to town and foiling an assault…and having a brief pee break…on the way) and probably the only part of the film that’s “good”….which doesn’t say much cuz it’s awful!

P.S.: I’m the YouTube commenter called SpukiTheLoveKitten75. MEOW!

@KZadBhat #21361

We ducked into Spencers looking for a silly Marvel themed christmas gift a few years ago, & ours actually has a small porn shop in the back corner. I shit you not-cock rings, vibrators, crotchless undies, dildoes, costumes, lube, all that fun stuff. The rest of it is jam packed with stupid, juvenile humor garbage that simply isn’t funny unless you’re a drunken halfwit or 12 years old. Didn’t see many cool toys, puzzles & those nifty lamps full of glitter shaped like rockets.

I’m just old.

Mark Marquis #racist #wingnut #psycho wnd.com

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