Ben Garrison #wingnut

Ben Garrison #wingnut grrrgraphics.com

Do you remember in 2015 when presidential candidate Donald Trump was giving helicopter rides for kids at the Iowa state fair? A little boy asked Trump, “Are you Batman?”

Without a moment’s hesitation, Trump replied, “I am Batman.”

In 2025, President is Batman, the prophecy has been fulfilled.

President Trump is a real life Batman and JD Vance is his loyal Robin and together, they’re aggressively removing crime from our nation’s capital, Gothington, D.C. Chicago may be next.

The Democrats do not like it—they support crime! Batman is more than willing to take on a rogue’s gallery of villains.

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Bull fucking shit he is, he is the fartherest thing to Batman and more like the corrupt assholes he has to deal with, especially when it comes to political system of Gotham

also his method of “cracking down on crime” don’t really work and really just him trying to use the military to enact his real desire of having a outright dictatorship since dictatorship are infamous for using the military for “policing actions” which is meant to mean terrorizing people into submission… and it can even do that, the more he does it, the more pissed off Americans get.

These fake geek boys really don’t know anything about even the biggest superheroes other than their names and classic looks — not even basic concepts that are common knowledge due to being cultural icons -, are they?

Batman goes out of his way to insure he doesn’t personally profit from his crime fighting. He could easily by targeting mob bosses and shorting their businesses. Trump immensely benefits from his actions, selling access to himself and offering better deals to other countries that invest in Trump business.

Batman works with Gotham City Police Department: Commissioner Gordon is his ally. He even lets officers of GCPD take the credit for those he captures. A black man is his closest business ally, ensuring the Dark Detective has all the best technology Wayne Enterprises can create. Bruce Wayne has The Bat.

I bet Don Old Fart couldn’t even pilot that helicopter, let alone actually owning it.

It would be immensely funny to watch Trump try and fit his bloated arse into the costume. The effort alone might actually do him in.

Nah, Trump is more like The Penguin.

@Timjer #236053

No, that’s Roger Stone. Trump is Two-Face if he gave up the coin and duality motif and instead just always wanted everything both ways. He asserts and believes conflicting things, takes responsibility for absolutely no decisions though rather than leaving his options to the flip of a coin tries them all at once to see what sticks, claims he’s for justice while being just the worst criminal, switches opinions at the drop of a hat, and is his own worst enemy.

Gan Berrison: “I’m serious! And don’t call me Shirley!!”

Trump wouldn’t even make the S-Tier Rogues Gallery. He’d be more like Condiment King or the Penny Plunderer. He’d be lucky if he got even a sly reference in the next Arkham game, maybe some mook banter mocking Babyhands or Pumpkin-Face.

This is the dumbest post I have read in a long time.

Ben Garrison #wingnut grrrgraphics.com

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