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how much blood would you donate to a vampire QT in exchange for sex? BLEEDING TO COOM and IRL feasibility of blood 4 BJs from open-minded nice girls

We have 8-12 pints and apparently it takes 4-8 weeks to regain lost red blood cells, so if I round that up to 2 months, you can perhaps donate safely at a rate of 6 pints per year. If we were guaranteed bimonthly sexual encounters, would you bloodmax? There should be some kind of altruistic movement among women where they will give sex to a man who donates blood. Like maybe there are some girls out there scared of needles who wish they could give blood but can't work themselves up to it. Maybe an alternative to that is to let a man give blood INSTEAD of them, but to support that man by giving him sex.

They should also give you meat because you need to regenerate blood cells w/ iron. Virtue-signal foids in addition to offering sex should cook us some meat. 1 burger + 1 blowjob reward every 2 months in exchange for 1 pint of my blood: please make this happen foids. My sense of selflessness evaporated but I still sorta want to help, just give me an excuse to make it feel slightly less cucked and I'm in.

Foids will get mad at guys for being non-genuine by "pretending to be friends" or "doing good things only to get rewards rather for its own sake". Well okay: I won't pretend: I don't want to do those things for their own sake. You'll only reward chad for doing good things because you know he doesn't need to do them to get your pussy because you'd give him your pussy ANYWAY. So hey, let's not pretend: I'm not a super-altruist, but YOU can be if you just suck it up and tolerate my presence a couple dozen minutes every couple months in exchange for muh pint. You won't even have to swallow a pint of semen to earn it. It's a small price to help people right?

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