Movies in the Making
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image description A group of rabbis looking at a book with the caption: “Netflix Executives trying to figure out how to make their movies, as Gay, Black, and Anti-White as possible…
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Instead of complaining about Cuties (that one film which is supposed to be against child exploitation but feels like something a child exploiter would love) being on Netflix, you instead complain about harmless things like black people and gay people being in films.
How would Lara Woudo react to movies like these?
- a Tremors movie where graboids attack a cheerleader camp.
- one where some new, originally very successful, fast food causes millions of food poisoning deaths. However, some victims return as ‘pseudo dead’ needing to feed on blood of living beings, preferably humans, to avoid becoming pseudo dead. The pseudo dead can be identified by their skin colour and hair colour having been swapped. The closer they are to just dead, the closer these colours are to what they originally were.
- a Robocop remake where it’s killed-in-the-line-of-duty officer Alexandra ‘Alex’ Murphy who comes back as Robocop.
- first it was Cocaine Bear, this time it’s Steroids Orca.
- an unusually fast meteor splashes into the ocean and hits a sunken ship full of toxic waste. A substance the meteor contains reacts with the waste, causing an underwater megaimplosion sending off 1000+ foot tsunamis.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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