'Mythology Chop Suey' Award

Jon Watkins #crackpot #fundie exposingsatanism.org

[Excerpts from a list of demons]

Astarte – A heathen goddess of whom is known for feminist behavior in women. Causes women to feel “better” than men/ encourages them to feel better than men.

Charon – He is the boatman of Hell who takes souls across the Styx. He is a tall, dark cloaked figure often viewed as the “grim reeper” or “death” itself. He symbolizes death as is heavily worshiped as “father time” on December 31st.

Cresil – One of the seven princes of Hell, he is the demon of impurity & uncleanness. Also part of the “crest of dragons”. I believe the common household toothpaste called “Crest” originated from this demon as this demon represents uncleanliness.

Mary – In Catholicism apparitions of the virgin Mary are seen. This is merely a Masquerading Demon deceiving millions of adherents of the Mary Cult!

Murmur – He is known as the demon of music, using sound & voice to mislead and control victims. His powers are very prevalent in today’s music industry. Many “famous” rappers & singers have made packs with him to become famous, doing his bidding of subliminal messaging through music.

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