Marcionite Christian Church #quack #fundie #crackpot

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Citing the dangerous and unknown nature of RNA/DNA vaccines and their potential to permanently alter the genetic structure of humans, the Marcionite Christian Church has forbidden its members worldwide from receiving the vaccines for seven-years beginning August 1st, 2020.

The edict (Subitis Medicinae Edicto) issued by the Central Pontiate also bans participation in the use of nanovaccinology for a period of three-years as more is learned about the implications of the technology.

Church spokesman, Darren Kelama, says New Testament scripture also played a role in their decision: "Know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" (1 Corinthians 6:19)

"Our understanding is that DNA vaccines inject synthesized genes, altering the human genetic makeup forever in unknown ways. And the RNA vaccines have the potential to trigger autoimmune reactions wherein the body attacks itself. Permanently altering a perfect creation of God using the cover story of a virus like Covid, which is about as dangerous as the flu, is not a risk we're willing to take," added Kelama.

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Citing the dangerous and unknown nature of RNA/DNA vaccines and their potential to permanently alter the genetic structure of humans

Correction: promoting the misinformation and baseless conspiracy theory that mRNA vaccines are genetic engineering.

The edict (Subitis Medicinae Edicto) issued by the Central Pontiate also bans participation in the use of nanovaccinology for a period of three-years as more is learned about the implications of the technology.

And by what medical authority? You're certainly none. This also denies the fact that there were trials, that today millions have been vaccinated for years, that statistics have demonstrated the efficacy.

Our understanding is that DNA vaccines inject synthesized genes, altering the human genetic makeup forever in unknown ways.

Your "understanding" is misinformed and ignorance.

Meanwhile, your victims are more vulnerable to serious or deadly infections. That's the extent of your stupidity.

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“altering the human genetic makeup forever in unknown ways”

I dunno, is ‘alive’ a genetic trait?

I mean, i have or have had SO many medical problems. Diabetes, hyperteension, kidney failure, detached retina, cataracts, Fucking GOUT, glaucoma, blocked bile duct, necrotic gall bladder… Seems like i’m working my way through the medical arts complex one floor at a time, a new chapter every few months. Been to the ER so many times, I drive past the hospital and i smell Betadyne.
And my wisdom teeth haven’t come in yet. Waiting on that lovely development.

But i’ve had Covid 19 at least twice and it’s done nothing more than take away my sense of smell (i thought my vinegar had gone stale). So if i’ve mutated to include the ‘alive’ superpower, it’s going to be a boring comic, but i’ll definitely take it.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby and Pope Francis were vaccinated.

They understand more than you lot ever will.

Permanently altering a perfect creation of God

If that’s the case, how come it can be so easily corrupted by a mere man-made vaccine?

Marcionite Christian Church: “We know reality, we got the best reality! Nobody knows reality like we know reality!!”

The "Marcionite Church" is a tiny fringe sect of weirdos who claim to follow the teachings of the "First Bible" compiled by Marcion of Sinope in 144 AD, which basically consists of a few books of the New Testament and absolutely none of the Old Testament. According to their official Facebook page, 38 people have "liked" it, and the Church only accepts donations via Bitcoin.

@Anon-e-moose #144856

That’s the clincher. If the COVID vaccine is a conspiracy, why did all the elites get it—-instead of being unvaccinated and only telling the common people to get it?

So they’re pseudo-historical poseurs.