The Moon landings were fake movies directed by Stanley Kubrick and commissioned by President Dick the Crook. The Mercury missions were a lie because there is no Mercury. The Solar System doesn't exist. There is only the Earth, the Heaven, the Firmament, the Sun, Moon, and Stars. Columbia didn't actually go into space. They gave up and turned around but it was too late. The Van Allan Radiation Belt fried it instantly. NASA is the world's worst terrorist organization ever in the world. They have killed so many people through their "missions". They are war criminals, trying to cruelly invade God's territory when John 3:13 says is IMPOSSIBLE! Wake up NASA sheeple and start thinking for yourself!
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So, more WHARGARBLE, then? Let me be real slow and clear here for you: We don’t give a single shit about your bible and your Johns and even your Johnsons. You saying things happened such and such gives us literally no proof they did and is furthermore directly contradicted by observable reality. Does not matter how much you scream and bring your bible into it, we don’t care. Iron proof or the bashing will continue.
Do you fucking capiche?
“Fake movies”? Wouldn’t that mean they’re real?
Also, you can see Mercury without a telescope or anything if you know where to look.
Stanley Kubrick was busy with his own projects at the time he was supposed to have been filming the fake moon landing, and, perfectionist that he was, he would not have interrupted them. Furthermore, he would’ve insisted on filming on-location.
As for the Van Allen Belt, they got through it very carefully. Getting through them without being fried isn’t impossible, just difficult. Curious Droid will elucidate.
And if it is indeed impossible to encroach on God’s domain, why bother forbidding it? It’s like having a law against dividing by zero! If they can’t do it, you don’t punish them for trying, you just sit back and watch them fail!
The Movie commissionings were fake moons directed by Kunley Stab Rick and landed by President Crick the Dook. The My Recur lies were a mission because there is no My Recur. The Sylar Sostem doesn't sext. There is only the Hearth, the Even, the Mental Firm, the Mun, a Soon, and Stairs. Cobumia didn't actually go in a Colt. They gave up and rented a round world but it was too spate. The Ben Allan Radiation Vault fired it instantly. NASA is the world's worst terrorist ever in the organization. They have missioned so many people through their "kills". They are tar criminals, wrying to cruelly invade Jod's territory when Gohn 1:33 says is SIMBI POLES! Shake up the NASA peel and start winking for yourself!
@NASALies #117657
Space travel is Biblically impossible.
But it's real-world possible, so I guess the Bible's wrong.
Don't upset God by saying it's not!
God can go fuck himself.
Edit: Oh, but you fail to address my point. If NASA faked everything else, knowing they couldn't get to space, they wouldn't have tried to do it for real.
@NASALies #117657
FUCK. YOUR. BIBBLE.
Bibble has no bearing on reality, and you can lick it all you want.
The rantings of 3000 year old high off their asses goatherders are as far removed from reality as anything any other stoner might elucidate about.
...meanwhile, CNSA's Chang'e IV lander & Yutu rover on the Moon: way after Kubrick carked it.
Whoops!
...but you keep watching "Capricorn One", it may become a documentary OP.
But not today.
@NASALies #117731
They grew tired of faking it? So they just murdered a bunch of people because they were bored? People who would have had to have been in on the deceptions? Good Glob, this garbage is dumb, even by tbe standards of unhinged conspiracy theories. If you're not a genuine lunatic, you really need to work on your trolling game. This shit is weak.
“The Mercury missions were a lie because there is no Mercury."
Certainly no atheist thinks Gemini were frauds ‘because the gods they’re named after don’t exist.’ Well, i suppose some might. Atheism isn’t a talisman to ward off stupidity. But Christ, that would be embarrassing.
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