GUY BRUMMEL WILL BRING DOWN CANADA! ROTHSCHILD SPERM GUN! SMARTDUST AND CHINA! IDEOLOGICAL SUBVERSION! 25 COUNTRIES IN ON IT! THE WORLD TAKES DOWN THE DEEP STATE! UMBRELLA CORPORATION IS REAL! THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO ROBOTS!
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BEAU BRUMMEL WILL SERVE US CANADA DRY! MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS! CHRIS-CHAN WANTED “CHINA”! MUMPS, PILES & CONTUSIONS! 57 VARIES IN HEINZ KETCHUP! GRANDMA TAKES A LONG DEEP NAP! UNDERDOG THE CARTOON IS REAL! THEY WANT US TO BUY OLD GOBOTS!
… AND I’VE BEEN SNIFFING GLUE! VERY STRONG GLUE! MY BRAIN IS LIKE YOGURT! YAKKA FOOB MOG PUBBAWUP ZINK WATTOOM GAZORK CHUMBLE SPUZZ!
ROTHSCHILD SPERM GUN!
…Well, that isn’t a term I expected nor wanted to hear shortly before going to bed.
UMBRELLA CORPORATION IS REAL! THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO ROBOTS!
Actually, Umbrella turns people into ZOMBIES, not robots. Get your facts straight.
UMBRELLA CORPORATION IS REAL!
A series of films starring Milla Jovovich - based on videogames by Capcom - are not documentaries.
Also:
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...and now Milla - cosplaying as Lady Dimitrescu - is chasing you, OP: while smacking you on the arse with a flyswatter.
BUT THAT’S GREAT! IT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKE, BIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AREO-PLANE AND LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID CUZ I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN, AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA KEEP ME DOWN! PUMP UP THE VOLUME, PUMP UP THE VOLUME, PUMP UP THE VOLUME! DOOOOOOOO THE MACARENA!
I would like to say as a ground level worker for Umbrella that these assertions are ridiculous and unfounded.
We want to turn you into super mutants, not robots.
@Niam2020 #101047
We want to turn you into super mutants, not robots.
Snarky McAllister: “Mutants, robots, zombies…what’s the difference? They all look like people but aren’t, right? So the terms are interchangable, right?”
@Conscience #101043
Yeah.
As for me, though, my experience with the 1990s was marred by severe psychiatric upheavals and severe school bullying. It’s a very long story. The 1990s were my “Dark Night of the Soul” period.
However, in retrospect, the 1990s did have a cool bit of pop-culture and music and I oddly do get nostalgic for that.
I was a fan of Jesus Jones, though… I had a huge crush on Mike Edwards, the lead singer…image
I also enjoyed that “De-GROOVY” retro-themed hip-hoppy pop group, DeLite.
I wish that cute, “curtains” hairstyle for young guys would come back…image
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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