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Ah yes, the always authoritative "My side looks great, you're a bunch of neeeerds!" argument.
Clearly, Robert Scott Melton is a wise person who can be trusted. Though I am thinking it's some shitty AI art, the Flerf's feet are cut off but the tripod goes through the "plastic edge," the Glober's feet and REALLY fake looking helmet poke through too. And all the stickers on him look very crudely photoshopped on.
How's this for a slogan for this toy line. "Flat Earthers, we don't have the ability to produce real toys, of course we can't produce a real model of what we believe"
Total argumentum ex “I have portrayed myself as the Chad and you as the soyjack”.
There have been a few flerf experiments which they claimed “proved” that the world is flat, but actually only provided evidence that the world is bigger than the official values - and only if you ignore atmospheric refraction, which they did. Every other attempt was dismissed due to some sort of “equipment issues”.
I’ll tell you who’s an absolute Gigachad:
Dr. Buzz Aldrin.
As if he wearing the first timepiece - an Omega Speedmaster - on the Moon, and meeting Optimus Prime didn’t make him Awesome enough.
What he saw before & after his Apollo 11 astronaut colleague Neil Armstrong’s One Small Step For Man.
So, the vibes I get:
Ah, yes, flat earthers, the group so confident in their beliefs that, when they were offered a free trip to Antarctica in order to conduct an experiment absolutely confirming or denying the existence of a flat Earth, the vast majority chickened out and refused to go.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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