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[From “Are demons real?”]

The Bible clearly says they are not real. The Bible also clearly says that they are real[…]
There is an excellent practical reason for disbelieving in demons. If you do not believe in a demon, then this radically reduces its power over you[…]
If you believe that the Awesome and Mighty Covid Demon is merely yet another new flu, then when you get Covid, all that will happen is that you get another flu. And if you also believe that if you have never been jabbed, and came down with Covid, you are now a Golden Pureblood and will never get Covid again[…]
If you do not believe in the Depression Demon, you are not going to get depression. You might well get sad when bad things happen[…]
If you do not believe in the post traumatic stress demon, you will not suffer post traumatic stress. You will of course get mighty stressed when something traumatic happens, but then you are soon going to get a good nights sleep and hearty meal, and laugh about the bullet missing[…]as the case may be[…]
Depression and post traumatic stress are iatrogenic diseases. They are a demonic priesthood putting a hex on their faithful

There is also an excellent practical reason for believing in demons. It makes the behavior of our ruling elite so much more intelligible, and thus enables you to put on the armor of God[…]
As Charlie Kirk, martyr for Christ, told us, the proposition that Church and Easter are inessential activities, but bars, race rioting, and burning down Wendy’s are essential activities makes so much more sense if you assume our rulers are possessed by demons. Really, it is hard to explain Fauci weaponising a formerly harmless bat virus any other way, and even harder to explain why he has not yet been executed for crimes against humanity

Charlie Kirk’s assassin was radicalised by hanging out on forums full of trannies, and a whole lot of trannies give an overwhelming impression of being dead bodies controlled by hostile alien entities

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