As a compensation for my suffering in life, I demand the government give me a virgin 18 year old wife.
I don't want some used up roastie that Chad already fucked. I've missed out on life and I demand reparations just like the niggers are demanding reparations. Privileged sex-havers must pay for this.
Do I really want my first love to be some used up roastie? NO! Give me that lovely LEGAL 18 year old virgin wife. I will make sure that she has enough to eat(but not too much so she doesn't get fat). I will put a roof over her head. I will provide for her and our spawn. The only demand that I have is to be truly faithful and have sex with me whenever I tell her to. She must give me oral and anal just like she would give Chad oral and anal. This is my only demand. Otherwise she is free to live as she pleases(within limits).